Yay chapter two
Note: not all the people in 'Sue' are Sues and because this is kinda like a fairytale with computers and internet and stuff there are some magical dimensions to it.
-to better express the idea of a Sue getting together with a troller I made it so that the Mary writes about sues in her fanfics but she IS also a Sue in real life.
Mary and the Troll
In a small village named Sue, all the villagers were kind, polite and quite possibly the most talented and beautiful of all people. However, they seemed to lack certain characteristics, which was fine for the most part except for many people who did not live in the village named Sue could not stand the Fanfic's that the villagers posted because of the boring plotlines and the one dimensional characters. In this village there lived Mary Sue who was a bright young girl with tones of options, an attractive figure, a beautiful face and a kind soul. She was also pursued by all the men in town, specifically Mr. Gary Stew who was also the most wonderful man in town which was saying something because he was the most perfect of the perfect. They would have been the most flawless couple if Mary Sue hadn't felt that something was missing from her life.
During this day Mary Sue was walking to the town and decided to strike up a song, hoping, despite the catchy tune she would no start a public sing along like the last time.
"American town, like a global village, everyday like the one before, American town, full of internet people, signing on to type..."
"Lol ;)"
"ROFL"
"OMG"
"Bonjour."
"WTF."
Mary looked around pleasantly and skipped daintily through the town as she began to sing with her unbelievably gorgeous voice.
"There goes the blogger with his words like always, the same ideas and thoughts to sell. Every morning's just the same, since the morning that we came, to this one perspective town." Mary began to prance elegantly towards the blogger with her bright purple eyes sparkling in the early morning sunlight.
"Good morning Mary!"
"That's Ms. Mary Eloisa Princess, Raven, Legolas, Malfoy, Star Sue, please." The blogger stared awkwardly at Mary, Mary paused.
"Uh—I mean, Goodmorning Mr."
"Where you off too?"
Mary smiled kindly and began to take out her tablet, "the Cyber Cafe, I just read the most lovely Fanfic about a beanstalk and an Ogre and—"
"That's nice," suddenly the blogger turns quickly away from Mary, "Amy the pamphlets! Hurry up!"
Mary shrugged quite happily and began to head down the street while reading her screen as more villager's began to join in the song, singing quite wonderfully with their superb voices.
"Look there she goes, that girl is sweet no question, pure and perfection can't you tell?"
"Never apart of any clique."
"But her fanfic has tones of hits."
"No denying she's a perfect girl, that Mary."
Mary jumped quite elegantly onto the back of a wagon as she looked around at the people coming out from their houses as they texted and partook in the singing.
"Heya!"
"Mornin'!"
"How is your Fanfic?"
"L-O-L"
"Wtf"
"How is your wireless?"
"I need six gigs."
"That's too expensive."
"There must be more that this one perspective life!" Mary Sue gracefully jumped off the wagon and headed into the Cyber Cafe.
"Ah, Mary," the man at the counter smiled pleasantly, he was old but kind and never gave up hope that the people of Sue would learn how to be less perfect.
"Good morning! I've come to use your wireless again."
"Finished reading that Fanfic already?"
"I couldn't turn it off," Mary Sue giggled pleasantly, "Is there anything new posted."
The manager laughed lightly, "Not since yesterday."
"That's all right I'll look at... this one!" She pointed to the image frozen on her screen
"That one? But you've read it twice!"
"It's my favourite," she gushed, as her baby blue eyes fluttered with whimsy, "developed character's, sophisticated language, wonderful grammar, and am interesting plot!"
The manager chuckled and turned on the wireless so the signal covered the entire town. "Well if you like it all that much, enjoy the wireless, I insist."
Mary's scarlet eyes lighted up with excitement as she pulled out her tablet and left the Cyber Cafe, "Well thank you. Thank you very much!"
Mary Sue was use to stalkers but she was a little surprised to see them men staring at her through the window as she left the Cafe. She ignored them quite well but they too began to sing, along with the rest of the villagers, about how wonderful she was.
"Look there she goes, that girl is so a-mazing! I wonder if she'd date with me!"
Mary looked over her shoulder awkwardly and began to quicken her pace as she followed the street to the center of the village, but the villagers only started the song once more as they saw her coming round the corner.
"With pretty golden eyes-"
"It's not a big surprise-"
"That she really is a perfect girl, that Mary"
Mary Sue sat down by the fountain as she flipped the virtual pages of the fanfic.
"Oh! Isn't this pair amazing! It's my favourite shipping cus' you'll see! Here's where she meets Dra-co, but she won't kiss him 'til chapter three."
A woman posting an update smiled at Mary Sue as Mary crossed in front of the window, reading the story.
"Now it's no wonder that she's such a beauty, her looks have got no parallel."
"Behind, that gorgeous face," added in the scholar, finishing his masters on a park bench, "the intelligence of a master race. Perfect like the rest of us-"
The other town people began to add in "More perfect than the rest of us-"
"Most perfect out of all of us... is Mary!"
Ahead of Mary there was some random gun shooting, and handsome bad-boy Gary Stew, stepped out of his jet black Ferrari smiling dashingly, his sidekick Stew following closely in his footsteps.
"Wow! You didn't miss a single troll, Gary! You're the greatest gangster in the whole world."
Gary Stew smiled devilishly and cocked his gone before shooting it once more at a passing person that was sending a flame to one of his fanfics. "I know."
"No troll stands a chance against you and no super hot babe either."
"It's true, Stew, and I got my sight set on that one!" Gary pointed the gun towards Mary, accidentally shooting it right above her head and hastily tucking it away back in to his belt.
Mary Sue looked around suspiciously but had not seen anyone so she began reading the Fanfic again.
"The Novelist's daughter?" Stew said with surprise in his voice.
"She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry," smirked Gary Stew. Despite his badassness, his lack of commitment and the fact that he was doing a different girl every other day, Mary was the only girl Gary was willing to marry because she was the most perfect of all the girls in Sue.
"But she's-" Stew tried to protest but was interrupted by Gary's beautiful, melodious voice.
"The most perfect girl in town!" Gary declared as he looked over his shoulder at Mary.
"I know-"
"And that makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?" Gary asked threateningly.
"Well of course, I mean you do, but I mean..." Gary had grabbed Stew and dropped him to look in a passing mirror.
"Right from the moment when I met her, saw her," he began singing into the mirror as he looked at his wonderful reflection, "I said she's gorgeous and I fell. Here in town there's only she, who is just as perfect as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry..." Gary paused and thought over his monologue, "Uh—Mary."
Gary looked up to find Mary had left her spot and began to look about the town, finally spotting her and stomping after her in his black leather jacket, hair flowing in the wind.
The beautiful triplet sisters who were all in love with Gary Stew began to sing as he sauntered by, "Look there, he goes, isn't he dreamy, Mr. Gary Stew, oh he's so hot. Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing." They began to shout as Gary Stew continued without noticing them, "He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome badass."
As the singing voices of the town's people got louder, Mary's wondrous voice sung over them, "There must be more than this one-perspective life!"
"Just watch I'm going to make Mary my wife!" Gary Stew shouted as well, just ducking behind the crowd as Mary looked awkwardly over her shoulder.
"Look there she goes a girl who's cute and special. A most amazing piece of work. It's a pity and a sin, why couldn't I have been-"
"she really is the perfect girl-"
"a beauty and a flawless pearl-"
"Really the most perfect girl! That Mary!"
"Lolz."
Mary turned around quickly a perplexed look upon her bright sunny face, but the villagers had already gone back to their texting.
Gary Stew had just enough time to jump from his hiding place, and land perfectly right in front of Mary. "Heya Mary."
"Hello Gary," she said with disinterest, her perfectly emerald eyes still trained on her tablet. Gary saw how interested she was in the fanfic and took the tablet out of her hands before she could finish it.
"Gary, may I have my tablet, please?" she asked cheerfully.
Gary smirked as he flipped through a couple of the chapters, "How can you read this? It has hardly any descriptors!"
"Well, some people don't need fifty descriptors." Mary added in smartly and tried to grab her tablet back but was stopped when Gary pulled it away again.
"Mary, it's about time you got your head out of those types of fanfics and pay attention to more important ones...like mine."
The triplet sisters sighed and fanned themselves as they watched Gary walk around Mary.
"The whole town's talking about it," added Gary, "you and I should hook up and make a sexy fanfic together." Gary began to smile cunningly and threw a muscular arm around Mary's soft pink shoulders, ruffling her fiery orange hair.
"Hey, whaddya say you and me take a walk over to the Cyber Cafe and have a look at all the people I've flamed."
"Maybe some other time," Mary tried to say politely, her perfect smile wavering. The triplets muttered in the corner with scowls plastered upon their pink pretty faces, "I have to go help my father write."
Stew laughed cruelly, "that crazy old story writer, he needs all the publishing he can get!" Stew and Gary broke out into a fit of hearty laughter, still looking wonderfully attractive as they threw back their heads and made fun of Mary's father.
Mary's azure eye twitched ever so slightly, "please don't speak of my father that way," she smiled sweetly.
"Yeah," Gary scolded Stew. "Don't talk about her father that way." He coughed awkwardly after chuckling to himself.
"My father's not a crazy old story writer," Mary said determinedly, her eyes flashing and looking up at the great big sky before her as if all the forces in the universe were rallying behind her, "He's a crazy old Novelist."
Gary and Stew looked up at Mary and her elegance as her silver curls bounced around her face and made her look like an angel.
Suddenly there was a thunderous crash from behind her; it came from inside their beautiful Swiss cabin that she had made from scratch.
Mary, eyes wide with shock, threw a delicate hand to her mouth before running towards their cabin. Gary and Stew were sniggering as she left and then went off to flirt with some new girls of whom they had no intention of calling back again because they were that badass.
RuexMytholover: Hey! This was a lot of fun to write. I hope you are all enjoying it as much as my sister and I are. I hope that we are getting the Sueness of the characters right. Please Review! : D
RosesnWater: I may not be able to post many things for a very long time but I hope that you all keep with it, I can't update very frequently but I will finish it ^_^
