Safe Haven
The world was never a particularly safe place to be. Anything can happen, at any time. However, it became even worse when it was found out that he's gay.
Everyone turned their backs on him, including Isabella. Which was surprising, considering she had been one of his best friends. Buford and Baljeet offered their support, since they two had faced this treatment, which made life a sliver easier for the redhead, and making him feel slightly safe.
But the only place he ever felt truly safe, was in Ferbs arms. Wrapped up the Brits embrace he felt as if nothing could hurt him. He felt loved, and protected, and important.
Ferb was his safe haven. Little did Phineas know, he was Ferbs too.
Quiet
For Phineas, being quiet was hard. He was a naturally loud person, and loved talking, singing, laughing- pretty much doing anything vocal. Especially things he could do with his friends.
As he grew older, he got better at being quiet, and as time went on it wasn't as difficult to do so. He wasn't particularly fond of it, but he could do it if he needed to.
Being quiet while your lovers tongue tortured you, however, was another talent entirely.
One Phineas definitely had to work on.
Pregnant
It was depressing, it turns out, that he would never be able to have a child with the man he loved more than life itself. It was surprising, actually, that he even wanted that with him. As a child, he had never wanted a baby.
But as his gaze fell upon Phineas as the redhead descended the stairs, a wide smile on his lips, it hit him once again like a ton of bricks. He wanted a child with Phineas.
No. He needed a child with him.
Little did he know, Phineas had been taking a special pill he had invented so that exactly that could happen. He knew how badly Ferb wanted it, even if he wouldn't admit it, and he himself wanted it too.
Ferb bit down on his lip as Phineas approached, eyes sparkling and smile widening.
"Hey" he murmured
"Ferb" he whispered "I'm pregnant"
First Kiss
Everybody dreams of their first kid. They always imagine it being perfect and magical, and in the rain or something corny like that.
For Phineas, he didn't care how his first kiss was, as long as it was with Ferb. That was all that mattered to the petite redhead.
And, when the day came and he was pulled into Ferbs arms, and the Brit whispered a tender 'I love you' to him before pressing their lips together, it was magical.
It was everything he had dreamed of, and more. Dreams couldn't compare to the real thing.
He couldn't wait until the next time he got to kiss the green haired beauty.
Fireworks
Fireworks had always been too loud to Ferb, whom was a naturally quiet person. But then, Phineas was loud too, and he loved the redhead more than anything.
And so he put up with the fireworks, with only the purpose of making his lover happy. It took Phineas for him to realize maybe fireworks weren't that bad.
The redhead had encouraged him to come with the family to the fireworks show they would be attending, and he had agreed only because Phineas wanted him to come, and he couldn't deny the boy anything.
When they got there it was already dark, and Phineas pulled Ferb to a small spot open in the front f the crowd, pulling him down to the ground and immediately embracing him, snuggling up close to the Brit. Ferbs arm wrapped around Phineas' shoulder, and the redhead hummed in approval, grabbing the Brits hand gently and squeezing it, a happy smile on his face.
"I love you" he whispered
"I love you too" Ferb murmured
There was a loud crack, and Phineas jumped slightly, leaning closer to his lover. Ferb smiled slightly, tightening his grip and resting his cheek atop Phineas' head.
Maybe fireworks weren't so bad.
Spotted
Sneaking around was a hard task. Especially when you had to follow around Ferb Fletcher, one of the most observant people to grace the earth with his presence.
Phineas didn't like following him around, but he was curious why Ferb was acting so distant lately.
He ducked around a corner and raised an eyebrow. Where did he go?
He jumped when he heard a chuckle behind him, whirling around and coming face to face with Ferb.
"Ferb!" He exclaimed
"You've been spotted, my love" he whispered
Phineas blushed scarlet. Damnit!
Forbidden
That was probably one of the things that made it so wonderful. The fact that their love -as passionate and beautiful as it was- was forbidden. Not just because they were the same gender -thought that was a big factor mind you-, and it wasn't because of the fact that one was human, while the other was a platypus.
No, it was because of their jobs. One was an evil scientist, and one was an agent of the law. They would be fixing that soon, however. It was only a matter of time.
And, as Perry pressed his lips against Heinz's, grabbing his parachute in preparation to flee before his owners woke, he couldn't help but smile.
Forbidden Love. Like the forbidden fruit and Adam and Eve. And he wouldn't change a thing.
Bully
It didn't matter that Buford was a bully. He was a nerd, and the large bully was okay with that. It didn't surprise anyone when they got together, admitting to their friends months after their first kiss that they were a couple.
It had been kind of obvious, actually, considering the lack of bullying on Bufords part. And their friends had been happy and excited for them.
The most precious moments to Baljeet were when they were in public, and a bully would threaten him, and Buford would wail on the other kid before leading Baljeet away.
Sure, Buford was a bully. But he was Baljeet's bully.
And he wouldn't change a thing.
Pitcher and Catcher
"So, guys" Buford drawled, leaning across the table and fixing his gaze on Phineas and Ferb, shit eating grin in place on his face "Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher?"
In a split second Phineas smacked the bully across the face, storming away in an irritated huff. Ferb snickered and followed after to comfort his lover, and Isabella was left to pet Perry as Baljeet dragged Buford away, scolding him for his language.
"Men" she muttered
Perry almost laughed.
Shower (Continuation of 'Dirty')
Phineas couldn't help being self consious around Ferb. They had been intimate many times, and yet every time the Brit laid eyes on his body, he wanted to cover himself.
"Phineas" Ferb told him softly "Stop"
"I-I just-" he broke off, staring helplessly at his brother
Ferb smiled, leaning down and pressing their lips together, grease smearing off of Phineas' lips and onto Ferb's. When they parted he spoke softly
"You're beautiful"
"No I'm not" Phineas objected
"You are" Ferb argued "Now come on. The shower is ready, and I'm looking forward to cleaning up with you" he wiggled his eyebrows as he stepped into the shower
Phineas' cheeks turned scarlet.
