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For people who read my Ask the Kingdom Hearts cast story…I have sad news…It was deleted…But do not be sad for I have an idea! Just read this story and watch!

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Know your stars Know your stars Know your stars

Cloud walks onto the brightly lit stage and sits in the plain blue chair.

Cloud Strife….He wants to have babies with Sepheroth…

Cloud - Oh yeah because I think his psychoness is a complete turn on….You're a idiot.

Sepheroth Fan Boy…..He has naked pictures of Leon under his bed...Tsk tsk….How dare you cheat on Sephy.

Cloud - This isn't funny…Get a life…

FINE! You think you can do better!?

Cloud - Yeah.

THEN GO A HEAD!

Cloud - Then get out of your hiding place and let me in.

COME FIND IT!

Cloud - This shouldn't take long, but while you are waiting listen to some music.

-STATIC-

Turn me on
Turn me on
Just do it right
You can't go wro-

Tifa - I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY ANYTHING ON CLOUD'S CDS!

Sora - Why?

Shut up
And sleep with me
Come on
Why don't you sleep with me

Shu-

Tifa - THAT'S WHY

Sora - It can't all be that bad.

Riku - I swear if you don't turn that off I'm going to beat you…

Leon - Me too.

Kairi - I will too!

Sepheroth - I'm game.

Sora - Bring it!

All - GRRAAAAHHH

-some more static-

It seems as though we are having some technical difficulties due to the beating of Sora. Please stay tuned for the next chapter when we have sorted things out. In the mean time please listen to Roxas' CD.

Hey Hey
You You
I don't like your girlfriend
No Way No Way
I think you need a new one
Hey Hey
You You
I could be your girlfriend

-turns to next song-

Whatcha been doin
Whatcha been doin
Whoa Whoa
Haven't seen ya'round
How ya'll been feelin
How ya'll been feelin

-next song-

We all know the girls
That I am talking about
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the questions when
They'll blow up

-turns off and fades to more static-