This is the second part of the story. This is proof that revenge is more than just sweet. It's satisfying. It's after midnight and I have a strange way of dealing with my insomnia. Cookies to the people that get the little movie insert.

Disclaimer: If I owned Transformers I would live in Tahiti, eat drink and sleep money, and never have to worry about whether or not I can afford this pair of shoes.


"Those stupid little glitches. I should've disassembled them a long time ago." Ratchet ranted to himself as he made his way back to his room after his hour and a half chase. Sideways and Sunstreaker had just barely escaped him this time. And they had gone and hid behind Bumblebee of all people. How that was supposed to help he would never know.

As he passed the weapons room he heard Ironhide making an odd ruckus. Curious, he looked inside. Ironhide was doing his best to clean his blaster that Sam had dubbed 'Big Baby' which was a reference to some movie or other that he seemed interested in. "Those pieces of scrap are going to be terminated the next time they do anything, no matter what Prime has to say about it." Ratchet's optics widened as he was graced with a plan that would set the twins straight. "Ironhide, what would you do if I said we could get those idiots back?" Ironhide looked down at Big Baby and back at him. "What do you have in mind?"

After several hours of first researching, getting the necessary items, and setting up, it was finally ready. Ratchet and Ironhide were ready for retribution. Throughout the day Sunstreaker and Sideswipe bothered Ratchet and Ironhide and got no response. No anger, no annoyance, not one yell. Ironhide didn't even grumble when Sunstreaker knocked Big Baby off of her perch. "Do you think they finally snapped?" Sideswipe asked Sunstreaker as they walked away from Ratchet's med bay after switching all his tools around. "No. I think they finally have admitted that there is nothing they can do to stop us!" Sunstreaker said as he grinned. Oh how wrong he was.

Now like all other machines the transformers had to have times when they recharged. And that is when medic and weapons specialist had been planning their attack. In this case it was currently 12:38 p.m. in human standards and the twins were off-line on the floor of the humans' sector. Why they were there no one knows. Ratchet cut off their brakes and set their car modes in neutral. Ratchet and Ironhideproceeded then to gently push them out into the open and made sure that they didn't notice a thing when they poured the bird seed, bread and adhesive all over them. For a little extra ratchet inserted a horn chip that played a clip of 'La cucaracha' to Sideswipe's rear brake and one that played 'Barbie girl' on Sunstreaker. Now to sit and wait.

At exactly 7:19 a.m. is when the first performance of 'Barbie Girl went off. Followed by shrieks that came from Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, and the various birds that had gotten stuck to them when going for food. Sam and Michaela hid behind Optimus Prime as they laughed at the two unfortunate tricksters. Ironhide and Ratchet were smiling as they watched them desperately try to get the birds off but every time they hit the brakes after going a ways the horns would go off. This would then send the birds into a mass of frenzied feathers and screams. Ironhide's favorite part was when a large seagull that was stuck to Sunstreaker 'leaked' on him.

Together Ironhide and Ratchet agreed on a simple human phrase: Revenge was indeed sweet.


Okay I just had a revelation: why did I put Sam and Michaela into the Transformers/Beast Wars area? Eh, I don't feel like changing it. Enjoy anyway!