"John." He looked up from his book. "Yeah Kar?" Looking around Karkat was grateful no one was around or coming. He subtly licked his lips, unnoticed by John, which left a burning sensation. Nothing he hadn't handled before. He took the book from his friends lap and threw it acrossed the room. "Wha- Hey!"
When John went to stand up, Karkat's firm, but small hand pushed him back down. Then, the small troll proceeded to crawl into his lap and kiss him, not roughly for his own sake, but with decent force. John tried to push him away, reaching to no avail. His head was held in place by the hands of his friend.
Instantly at the touch of him, the teen had tensed up, freaking out and pushing Karkat away to no avail. When Karkat pulled away John shouted "What the hell?! Get off of me!" Pushing the troll off and onto his ass.
Blushing, and enraged, Karkat stood up, hands balled into fists. "No! You made out with my Strider and I have to make it right!" John looked at him, tearing up a little, and faced scrunched up in an angry and confused way. "Why would I kiss my best friend?! I don't even like him like that!"
A sour expression and furrowed eyebrows was the first part of the response he received from Karkat. "He fucking lied to me! Like some kind of dipshit ignoramus! He told me you kissed him and he couldn't fuck you so he tore me up and he lied to me dammit!"
John looked hurt, but had a caring, knowing expression on his face. "That was Terezi. I saw them… I can't believe he told you I did it. Should I go with you? Or-" Karkat stormed away "No. You don't want to see how bad his ass is going to get kicked!"
The door to the bedroom flew open to a space empty of human presence. "Strider you fuckass, where in the name of nooks did you run off to?!" He caught sight of a note on the bed.
Sorry kitkat
I know you know I lied and I suck bulges literally I still love you I didn't lie about that but I know you used to like her before I seduced you with my ultra kickass charms and yeah im knee deep in this bitch now but ill be back tonight so you can kick my ass just like you want to
your shitdick dave
He crumbled the note in his hand and threw it against the wall. Yes, first time Dave had ever put his ironic coolness aside to apologize, but so far, everything today had just been plain wrong. "Damn it…"
Karkat hated the bed, but this time, he put aside his hatred and anger, to throw himself on it, and dig deep under the pillows. Dave had said tonight, but it was still nighttime. "Dumbass…you fucking dumbass, Strider." The tears were just there, he fought them back. This was no time to cry. For some wimp maybe, but not for him.
Whenever he woke up, he'd go back to sleep, not wanting to deal with the massive shitstorm around him. All Karkat really wanted was for his Strider to come back so they could settle the fight. The idea of how it was going to be solved was already known to him, and now all that was left was to wait.
