To the guest who asked what SOBS was, I am sorry that was a mistake on my part, it was supposed to be SOBs (you know like "son-of-a-bitch" – SOBs).
Letter 2.
My lovely wife, Misaki Walker (You will always be mine),
I appreciate you taking some time out to write to me. Makes me feel warm inside. I am glad to know I still have a spot in that big heart of yours.
I would first of all like to clear up some things.
Number 1: I am not psychotic. You see how I am writing this letter to you? As any normal person would? Clearly nobody could ever mistake me for a mad crazy serial killer who is married. Nobody might think if by chance they stumbled upon this letter that I love raping girls and shooting children. I mean hey! My neat handwriting, my charming face. Hell bitch! You fell for my face! You love me because I was…am handsome. Anyways we are straying from the topic here.
Number 2: You have seriously written a lot, I mean a lot about the lovey-dovey part of our relationship. Quote: "I loved you. You loved you." Hilarious! Seriously bitch?! Think I loved you? Sure I did…NOT! Oh my god! You must be crying by now. I wish I could see that pretty face of yours right now. Filled with tears. Go crying to mommy!
This brings me next point now.
Number 3: By the way up till now have I shown any signs of being crazy? God! I must remember not to stray from the topic, no matter how much I love teasing you. He he. "Why 28?" You ask me? That's simple honey, I thought the girl who always came second in high school (After me of course), could figure our something that simple. Hell I am not going to ruin the suspense for you, keep thinking. I'll give you some time to do so before I come to our house and tell you okay? Time is my enemy right now so you don't much of it. Wow! Now you tell me how I could have thought of that proverb if I had been out of my mind!
Now for point number 4: That newspaper clipping! Wow! I mean I am speechless! What a way to make a man feel guilty! Showing him the dirty evidence! I applaud you dear! You want to know why I did that. Oh! But my dear I am sure you know the ultimate reason. Reason 1: I simply hated the look of him and that dirty smirk of his. Reason 2: A man can't just go fucking another man's wife you know! It's against the law! So hey he got fair justice. What about the rest of the family you say? Well come on it was a Saturday so obviously the whole family was home. I can't just walk in through the front door and say, "Hey you kids and wife, I am going to be killing your daddy slash husband. Got a problem with that? You guys can stick around and watch if you want, tickets are free." I mean it would have been hilarious no doubt about it. So first I did your lover (By the way tell me, how was it between you two, I mean was it good?) then those two sweet girls who came to me willingly I must say and in the end the boy, although I still regret the fact that he lived.
This is a pretty long letter I have written. So be kind and return the favor would you and hurry up because, as I said earlier time is my enemy.
BITCH! Get me out of here! Do something! Break me out of here no problem! Otherwise the day I come to tell you, why 28, I will make sure you die my B-E-A-utiful Misa-chan.
Forever and always,
Your loving husband Takumi.
P.S. Send me more of those clippings! Loved them!
P.S.S. See I am not crazy.
