Potion Chapter II: Cana's Exploitation


"So, you're Erza's big brother, huh?" Elfman eyed the handsome neko from head to toe, nodding in satisfaction to Erza's relief.

"Yeah, I'm her brother…" "Shit, I haven't thought of a name yet!"

"What's your name, stranger?" It was Evergreen's turn to ask, a bit taken aback from the sexuality oozing from the struggling neko who averted his gaze.

Erza then looked at her companions and to her dismay, none of them, even Erza clone could think of any name until a light bulb comically lit up above her head. "My name's Shurei, Shurei Scarlet."

If it was possible, Erza would have face-palmed right then and there but she couldn't, "Why… why Scarlet… Jesus…" "Shurei, huh? It's definitely a name for a fine and young lad such as you."

Out of nowhere, the third master of the guild appeared with a mug of beer in one hand, and the other rubbing his chin before taking the same look Elfman gave her; however, it was more aggressive, curious, something that definitely frightened the red head inside.

"Yeah, and he also uses the same magic as Erza does!" Natsu yelled, pumping his flaming fists together with a tinge of excitement elicited by his pupils. If Erza didn't know any better, Natsu was getting the most kick out of this than Gray does.

Said guy suddenly spoke up with the same type of grin, only it hidden a bit of mischief, "Another bonus is that he's definitely physically stronger than his little sister but slower… if you consider his gender, that is."

Makarov and the rest, including Erza clone could only nod at this, and then gave 'Shurei' an approving look.

Erza, for what she's worth, actually sweat dropped at the action because it's been years when she was placed in this situation… a newbie's. If it weren't for her façade she'd put up years ago, after the whole incident with the Tower of Heaven, Erza Scarlet would have surely been frown upon from her current lack of disposition towards her guildmates.

"Would you like to join Fairy Tail?" A small and eerie, yet very hopeful little girl's voice asked. It was Wendy, and was followed suit by Carla standing loyally by her side.

'Shurei' (Will remove ',' from now on and the Erza clone will be called Erza now and gender identification will be set properly) could only stare at the girl, making Wendy chatter her teeth a bit and Carla to give a tiny but menacing glare towards him.

"Wendy asked you if you want to join us." Was the only thing Carla could say before tugging at Wendy's burgundy skirt, ready to pull the girl out of the scene when Shurei spoke up, "That's why I came here," and with a smirk, "White Exceed."

Carla's head snapped at Shurei by the side, completely pissed off as a dark aura enveloped her, ready to pounce at the handsome neko anytime now, "For a newbie, you sure have some tongue there."

Shurei was thoroughly enjoying this. Reason? He did not know. The only thing he knew was that if no one stopped him there and then, the white Exceed would have probably mauled him over and over already, that is, if her itty tiny little paws could lay them on him.

And someone did, it was Cana who has been observing the scene from her semi-drunken state, completely unaware that she was partially naked (Excluding underwear, of course) and made her way to a stoic yet confused Shurei.

"The little cat's right, brat; who the heck you-" hiccup! "you-you are?!"

Shurei backed up a little and put his hand over his nose, moving it in a way that signaled he was disgusted by the foul odor the brunette emitted. "I think the thing she's wearing isn't only booze…"

His senses being true to him, he traced a scent of some blood, alcohol, cigarette and what disturbed her most… the scent of a man and woman who clearly climaxed recently. "I hate having heightened senses sometimes…"

"You reek of-" Before Shurei continued, a foot made its way to his groin, and it hurt. Like hell.

Shurei kneeled in front of the brunette, completely deprived of oxygen before he slowly and agonizingly recovered from the kick. It seriously knocked every air Shurei breath and it also scared him to death how it really is painful for a guy whenever his groin gets kicked, "Note: Say sorry to Jellal later…"

"Damn, and I thought you're not just a pretty boy!" Cana irately said, gnashing her teeth while at it before she strode her way back into the bar area to a waiting Mirajane. "It really is a bad loss." She thought while smirking before losing the said smirk the moment she was greeted by a frowning Mirajane, "Don't tell me she has a crush on the new dude already...?"

When Shurei finished recovering, the crowd that hovered over him quickly backed away, afraid that if he was like Erza, things would DEFINITELY get ugly; however, the patience that the female version had was neither inherited nor apparent for the lad as he got off his feet and shrugged of any imaginary dust that accumulated in his groin area.

"Where do you want your stamp put on?" Makarov finally queued, being the first to recover in the circle of mages.

Shurei contemplated it for a bit, looking at Natsu and then shook his head, then at Gray which ended up in the same result and the rest of the male members of Fairy Tail.

"Where to put it?" Shurei thought, completely unaware that the members were studying him thoroughly, as if trying to analyze his full being in order to be abused by them later… or be pushed over.

However, that was not the case, it would appear that when the potion took its effect, not only has Shurei lost the ability to be exceedingly mad, but also lost the sternness that his old form had, much to his dismay as he watched his counterpart glare at the guild members who tried to ogle her. "Go girl- that's it!"

Shurei grinned, and as an effect, every single member present looked at him. If it isn't a dream, they could have sworn that the whole room lit up with that single smile, "At least he and Erza has the same effect." They all thought, looking at the siblings once more.

"I'd like to have my stamp on the lower right side of my abs, just near the-" Makarov suddenly slammed his fist on his back, taking Shurei by surprise completely before the said lad quickly got up and almost hit the master. "So much for gentleness, it probably works for girls only." Shurei thought grimly, looking at the frowning Cana and then to Master Makarov.

"There's nothing wrong where you want the stamp placed, just, try not to talk about it in front of all these ladies, got it, lad?"

Shurei nodded, and with that, the guild decided to celebrate a party for the arrival of their new subordinate when Master Makarov finished stamping him.


Lucy and Levy have been working on a cure for the past hours after they managed to replicate the problem; moreover, they also found out that the potion alters some of the person's personality while still regaining their persona. Basically, the potion's a complete manipulator and Lucy was having none of that.

Lucy Heartfilia hated to admit it, but Erza Scarlet has completely turned her over to the other side. She couldn't bear the fact that if the remedy didn't work or if they can't create it to begin with, she would have to kiss Erza, as a GUY. She was totally not having any of that thank you very much. She found out that kissing a woman goes beyond what a kiss brought by a guy could bring her. She felt satisfied, with those plump and full lips, the very texture of it melting her to the core and igniting a flame within her that she knew only Erza can bear and extinguish, leaving them both heaving for awhile in bed.

"Lucy, are you okay?" Levy finally asked, seeing that Lucy has spaced out for more than a comforting minute.

Lucy looked at her and didn't mean to stutter, "Y-yeah… j-just tired, is all."

Levy put a reassuring hand on her shoulder, looking sympathetically at her friend before using her other hand to pat her on the head, a gesture she developed overtime as she came to know the blonde more and more. "I'm sure we'll get her back to normal, so don't worry, okay? Besides that… you've got to be the first changed first."

The blonde almost forgot that when they replicated the problem, she was the one used as a guinea pig and like her lover; she managed to vomit everything she drank, leaving only the magical residue in her. Well, him, now.

"I promise this is the last potion you'll drink okay?" With that, Levy handed out a potion with the color mixture of red, blue, and green which almost made Lucy puke on the spot.

"Seriously, why can't you just make things normally colored…" Lucy whimpered her voice lower which made the cerulean haired girl blush.

Okay, Levy had to admit, Lucy is DEFINITELY the epitome of hot right now. "I'm straight, I can't be blamed!" She knew that she loved Gajeel and all, but if any girls in a relationship could see the blonde right now, they would probably turn to Lucy, given that they were not that faithful to their lovers to begin with.

Lovers…

"WAIT!" Levy yelled, seizing the revolting liquid from flaxen colored girl, I mean, guy's hands.

Lucy audibly flinched, flabbergasted by the sudden change in demeanor by her friend, but quickly regained herself. After all, guys didn't like showing their emotions since it wasn't that manly, right?

"Oh God, now I'm starting to talk like Elfman."


Elfman suddenly sneezed, wiping his nose with his sleeves.

"Someone talking about you, buddy?" Droy asked, laughing at Elfman who glared at him.

"Yeah, and that is definitely not an act of being manly!" before he started trashing the guild when he saw Natsu and Gray were at it again.


Back at the Heartfilia domicile…

"Levy?"

Levy's back was facing Lucy and Lucy didn't like it one bit since she's been hearing her friend snicker darkly.

"Lucy, you know how many pranks we could pull off, right?!" Levy now faced Lucy with a devilishly disturbing smirk, making Lucy shiver.

"Levy, as much as I'd like, and definitely want to do that, you know our first priority is to bring back Erza to normal, right?"

Levy put a hand on her chin, as if contemplating, then brushed it off with another one of her smirk, "I'm sure Erza won't mind staying as a guy right now, though you do have a point-" then a thought came into her head, "Let me make the potion that turned you into, THAT, first and then drink this remedy."

"Levy, I am NOT going to play pranks, okay?!" Lucy by now increased her tenor voice by a pitch or two, making her a moderato.

"PLEASE, Lucy, just this ONCE!" Levy was now begging, her body splayed over Lucy's lean, muscular, well shaped, … "Shit!" before quickly standing up, blushing furiously at the process.

Lucy was amused by this, and then thought of Erza blushing furiously like that, all naked and in a costume…

Lucy turned pallid; again, terrified at the sudden twitch her groin area was feeling.

"Oh shit!" She couldn't help yelling, looking completely petrified by the tent that now formed in between her groin area which Levy didn't fail to notice and completely wiped her nose off the remaining blood.

"Damn it, Lucy, don't show that THING to me, you know Gajeel would kill you!" Levy was about to throw the vial towards Lucy, but then light suddenly emitted from the almost victim until a slender hand caught the item.

"Virgo!"

Virgo turned around, only to blush furiously the same way Levy did and then turned back to Levy, who was also stunned at the event. "Mistress… I mean, Master Lucy, what happened to you?!" she didn't even have to turn back for Lucy to know that the blush worsened.

"Levy's fault." Lucy only shrugged at this. The potion was certainly working its effect now, desensitizing Lucy of what she originally should feel.

Levy only looked at her, before giving Lucy the vial which Lucy drank rather quickly and with a blink of light, Lucy was back to normal.

Virgo turned around and Levy wiped her eyes, before both women grinned at Lucy. "Lucy!" "Mistress!" "You're back to normal!" They simultaneously said that and hugged the blonde, making Lucy squirm under the touch.

What? She hadn't had sex in weeks since her crimson haired lover did do a extensive mission which consisted of Erza beating up the bandits that fortified her target area and then the investigation of the hidden and forbidden jewels left by the Von Carvel family. It did pay big bucks that she'll admit which enabled Lucy to hold off her libido for so long, but now that Erza was there, she could barely hold it in which explains the incident earlier and it doesn't make it better now that Erza was a man. Unless…

"No! No! NO! I will NOT have sex with Erza, here or not, I want her FEMALE body, not her male genitalia!" Lucy admonished herself, pulling at her hair infuriatingly realizing that she more than just aggravated by what happened. In fact, it was a complete mess!

"LUCY!"

"Oh, sorry…"

By now, Virgo already returned to the Celestial world, probably started telling the others what happened to their keeper.

"So, are you in, or are you out?"

And this time, Lucy knew the answer to a now serious Levy.


"Ugh, how the fuck am I gonna get her to look at me?!" Cana pondered furiously, looking at the silver-mane beauty.

"Hey."

Cana's eyes twitched, she seriously didn't want to see nor talk to the newbie. After all, she really did detest him more than any newbie she greeted way back when. Not to mention, the guy's total egoistic attitude and…

"I'm sorry-"

Shurei Scarlet, apologizing? In the few hours that Cana knew him, he definitely knew that Shurei's ego was bigger than his ass, probably bigger than her and Erza's combined.

Cana just sighed, taking a huge swig of her beer and then looked at Shurei. "Well, he really is good looking, that I'll give him." And then suddenly blushed at the realization.

Then she suddenly shivered. She swore that out of the corner of her eye, Mirajane's eyes flickered with jealousy… But who was it pointed at?

Recovering, "Don't be too much of an ass, okay?" Cana told Shurei, she couldn't stay mad at him for long and that scared Cana a bit.

Shurei extended a hand towards Cana which Cana took hesitantly, getting comfortable around the older man. "We cool?" Another change in Shurei's personality was his speech pattern, though he could still be a gentleman.

Cana burst out in laughter, but nonetheless shook hands with him, "Cool."

At the sudden contact, Cana's eyes bulged.

"Why the fuck didn't I think of that earlier?!"

"Come with me." Without another word, Cana pulled Shurei out of the guild and dragged him across the park, stopping only in front of the fountain and a bit tired since her drinking habit reduced her stamina.

"What's wrong, Cana?"

"I-" Pant! "Need your-" Pant! "Help!" before Shurei dragged her to sit on the edge of the fountain.

"It depends on how extreme it is." Shurei shrugged, "I just don't wanna get dragged into something I'll regret later."

Cana finally regained her breath, looking at Shurei with fortitude that could bout in the same level she had during the S-Class Examination, "Be my boyfriend!"

To say that Shurei was astonished couldn't come close to the degree of its extremity.


A/N: Alright, Lol is here!

It looks like one of our protagonists has popped the question. How will Erza/Shurei react? How will Lucy once she finds out? What will be Lucy's name? Will Lucy end in the same predicament or much worse?

Oh, so many questions, so short of a chapter.

Thank you for everyone who's currently supporting my story and I really do try my best to improve my writing since I have not written in ages before this and my apologies for incorrect punctuations, spellings, and so forth.

Hope you guys enjoyed and please review if you want to suggest things to me!

Lastly, this wasn't proofread so sorry if it's a crappy chapter D:!

Infinity High! Move on!

~kaizer20