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Lo- I'll get it, sit down (opens door)
Lu- hey, do you want to- what's wrong?
Lo- Rory's here.
Lu- Did she tell you?
Ro- Luke?
Lu- Rory.
Ro- I just wanted to tell you, before you found out other ways (looks at Lorelai) that I'm pregnant.
Lu- (silent, looks at Lorelai) I better go, I'll leave guys alone.
Ro- I want you to come over tomorrow at 11. ok?
Lu- Ok. I'll be there. (walks away)
Lo- Bye.
NEXT DAY
Lo- Rory my pants don't fit! (upstairs)
Ro- so? (downstairs)
Lo- so my pants never don't fit!
Ro- who cares?
Lo- obviously you don't!
Ro- hey! Someone's a little edgy.
Lo- sorry. I think it's pms, I'm a little late (comes downstairs)
Ro- mom?
Lo- what?
Ro- how's Luke?
Lo- fine. He bought a new baseball cap.
Ro- ooo splurge! Are you guys ah moving forward?
Lo- what do you mean?
Ro- well you've been going out for almost a year now, I just thought he might, I don't know, pop the question?
Lo- well he hasn't.
Ro- are you guys living together?
Lo- sometimes. What's with the questioning?
Ro- mom… the doctor gave me some extra tests and I think you should take one.
Lo- Rory, I'm not pregnant.
Ro- you're pants don't fit, you're edgy, and you're late!
Lo- fine give me that! But I bet you I'm not!
(5min later)
Lo- ok let's go to Luke's.
Ro- Is it ok to go there?
Lo- It's fine but we have to be back by 11. My parents…
Ro- mom!
Lo- sorry! (walk out door)
(at Luke's)
Lu- hey!
Lo- Hey! (kiss)
Lu- how's Rory? (whispers)
Lo- she's great.
Lu- good. Are you coming over tonight?
Lo- yup! (walks over to Rory at table) We'll order now.
Ro- I'll have pancakes!
Lo- same!
(at home)
Lo- clean!
Ro- I cant I'm too nervous!
Lo- It's ok. I've got your back. Just clean the living room and I'll do the bathroom! (walks into bathroom)
Ro- ok!
Lo- It's positive! (yells)
Ro- what? What's positive?
Lo- the test! I'm pregnant! This can't be right! I'm safe!
Ro- when was the last time you weren't maybe?
Lo- hmm hmm.. let me think about that… hmmm.. YOU!
Ro- oh. Well maybe it's not right..calm down. (doorbell)
Ro- I'll get it ok. Stay here. (walks to door and opens) Gramma, Grampa!
Em- Hello Rory, we're here!
Ro- I see that! Mom's just in the ah bathroom right now but you can sit. We're expecting Luke too.
Ri- oh…
Em- that sounds lovely.
Lu- hey I'm here.
Em- hello Luke. Richard, Luke's here.
Ri- hello again. (luke nods)
Lo- hey everyone. (hesitating)
Ro- why don't you all sit down.
Em- what is this about Rory?
Ri- is this about that Huntzberger boy? He's such a nice young man.
Ro- no it's not.
Lo- guys, please, let Rory talk.
Ro- ok, I know this might come as a shock to you-
Em- rory, are you getting fat?
Ro- yes I am.
Em- you should try my diet, really! You too Lorelai!
Ro- no gramma… It's not the fat fat. It's the fat for 9 months fat.
(silent)
Em- Lorelai, look at the horrible influence you put on this child through her life!
Ro- mom had nothing to do with this!
Ri- of course she did! She raised you. She brought you up telling you this was ok!
Ro- no she didn't! She got pregnant when she was brought up by you guys and you never once blamed yourselves! So you can't blame her!
Lo- Rory. Look I left the tap on, will you help me turn it off? (rory follows Lorelai into kitchen)
Lo- are you ok?
Ro- I'm fine, are you? I mean you're getting attacked out there!
Lo- oh don't worry, I'm used to it. Ok get back out there. (walks into living room)
Em- who's the father?
Ro- Jess.
Lu- Jess! When did you see Jess?
Ro- A couple months ago.
Ri- that filthy boy!
Ro- he's not filthy grampa, you don't even know him!
Lu- how was he? Person wise?
Ro- He seemed great.
Lu- good, that's good.
Lo- this is Rory's life guys and it was her and Jess' mistake. Sh knows what she did wrong. Don't swarm her with questions.
Ri- Fine. We will leave it for now, but we want some explanations by the time the baby is born.
Ro- ok!
Em- goodbye. (Richard and Emily leave)
Lu- I should go too.
Lo- ok, I'll talk to you later ok? Tonight?
Lu- Ya, at 8. bye. (leaves)
Ro- well that went well…
