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51. None of the family will ever admit that they know exactly who is responsible for what can only be described as an apparent tornado in the cave. Dick will never have that amount of sugar in one go ever again.

52. They all had their own way of being soothed by Bruce in their darkest times as children. Dick liked to sit next to Bruce with one of the man's arms around him while Jason much preferred to sit on his lap. Tim was unusually shy about it but he loved sneaking into Bruce's bed to just be held. Damian merely sat next to his father without the physical contact.

53. When Jason wakes up in his apartment one morning, bandaged up and aching, he's acutely aware that he remembers nothing of the previous night but somehow he knows that the one who got him home safely was his older brother.

54. Contrary to popular belief, Bruce has never used the excuse of "I'm Batman" in the cave. He doesn't have to.

55. Party planning is always left to the cheerful one of the bunch but it is not Dick who is the life of the party. When he's drunk and has forgotten why he doesn't get along with the rest of them, Jason can turn the most dismal of events into a riot.

56. During their best times together, the only one of the kids to ever call Bruce by simply his given name was Dick. Jason called him Daddy, Tim called him Dad and Damian has always addressed him as Father.

57. Dick is the Golden Boy, Jason is the Black Sheep and Damian is the Demon Spawn. Tim is sometimes saddened by his own lack of title.

58. Bruce hates it when he gets an unexpected visit from Clark Kent. Not only has the man invaded his home, he has already turned his children against him: it's completely impossible for him to look suitably irritated and threatening with Dick laughing and Tim chattering away to Superman.

59. A brotherly game of poker is fine. A brotherly game of strip poker is not, no matter how much Dick insists.

60. Jason was prone to colds and flus as a child. He'll never admit to it even if you held him at gun point, but there were a few occasions - just once or twice - when he deliberately stood out in the rain hoping to catch a cold, because the coughs were always worth it to have Bruce doting on him.

61. Damian will never let anybody find out and he still intends to one day take up his father's mantle, but during the three horrible days when the family doesn't know if Tim is going to survive his injuries or not, Damian makes a vow to one day take over the name of Red Robin should the original not make it through the night.

62. Bruce insists that the bats in the cave do not need names. Jason never gave it a thought, Damian thinks the notion is stupid and Tim has a favourite bat whom he names but ignores the rest. Dick is distraught by the fact that the bats do not have names and privately makes up a name for every single one of them. In fact, he does this every time he's in the cave because he can never remember the names that he gave them the last time.

63. Both Bruce and Dick are worried when Red Robin takes to patrolling the harsher areas of the city alongside the Red Hood. They both want to trust Jason but when it comes to Tim, they just can't bring themselves to. If Red Robin ever loses his moral values, they are holding Jason personally responsible.

64. Jason once glued Dick's face to his pillow. It was honest payback for something but Jason can no longer remember what.

65. Tim is secretly touched that Jason sits with him in the medical bay while he lies unconscious, but nonetheless he is hurt that neither Bruce nor Dick do the same.

66. After a mother out with her children witnesses Bruce's lack of interaction with his ten year old son, she makes a point of giving him advice; she gives him a verbal list of activities which he can do with his son and he thanks her. However, he doesn't even try to remember the list, because he has no intention of trying to get Damian to go to the park to play and he's sure as hell not going to ask him to play hide and seek around the manor. So far, Damian is the only child that he's not misplaced for over four hours due to a forgotten game.

67. None of them like it when Bruce brings home a new girlfriend. They all know that she'll be out of their lives for good the following day but just knowing what's going to occur that night is enough that none of them can ever look Bruce in the eye the next day.

68. Despite being the most initially violent of them, it is Damian who will bring home stray animals because he can't bear to see them cold and hungry on the streets. Alfred always knows it's going to be a bad day when he enters the cave and finds that several new pets have been acquired overnight.

69. Games like Connect 4 and Operation are taken very seriously in Wayne Manor. Bruce will never understand why his sons feel the need to not only play these games, but to play in the dark.

70. Gardening is Alfred's job, but Tim likes to help occasionally; he finds the work very methodical and soothing, and likes being outdoors without being perched on a building for once.

71. Dick adores his little brother, but privately he thinks it's a little creepy that Damian has frequent staring matches with the stray animals he brings home. Sometimes he wonders if the boy does it on purpose.

72. Conner Kent cares deeply for Tim but he never likes visiting him at the manor - everyone looks like him as if they're simultaneously pleased and enraged. Conner doesn't know who he should be more worried about, the butler or the odd one that perches outside Tim's bedroom window to make sure Conner isn't taking away Tim's innocence.

73. Most people think that Dick's biggest regret in his life must be the death of his parents; they're wrong. He once drunkenly slept with a girl he met at a party and got her pregnant. His biggest regret is that she miscarried the baby and he lost his child before he even got to meet them.

74. Jason occasionally wishes that he and Talia could have had a real relationship. It's not that he even likes her, it's just that he can't help but grin when he imagines how much that would have annoyed both Bruce and Damian.

75. When Alfred leaves town for the week, Bruce insists that they don't need to order take-out and that they can cook for themselves. Four hours later, he sits with Dick, Tim and Damian eating take-away pizza while all four studiously ignore the blackened kitchen.

76. Damian sometimes has wistful dreams about his time with the League of Assassins. He didn't expect to miss them and thinks that they must just be a representation of his feelings for his mother, who he misses even if he doesn't know why.

77. Dick privately thinks that any children fathered by him with Barbara Gordon as their mother would be downright beautiful people all round. He occasionally thinks about their fictional life together, in which he is a dutiful father and she a caring mother, before returning to a reality in which he knows that he is too dedicated to crime fighting to ever have a steady, settled family.

78. The Christmas after Jason settled a truce with the rest of his family, the entire family sat down to Christmas dinner for the first time. During the meal, Dick choked on his food, Tim and Damian started a food fight, and Bruce's hand slipped while attempting to carve the turkey and he nearly sliced off his own thumb. Jason doesn't know what confuses him more: his bizarre family's antics or the fact that he actually enjoys himself.

79. Messing with the hot water in the manor is a mistake. Nothing makes Bruce crankier than his blissful morning shower suddenly turning icy cold and if he doesn't know who is to blame, he will punish everyone except Alfred - which is probably why Alfred is the one who pulls this particular prank the most often.

80. Tim Drake has lost a lot of people in his life but he's never really cried about it, choosing instead to keep his feelings bottled up inside for fear of them getting the better of him. He finally breaks down at another death, that of a standard house-plant, when it all becomes too much and he decides that anything and anyone around him are doomed. Nobody is in the manor to witness his breakdown and Bruce will never tell him that he saw it all on the secret camera later that night.

81. During what Dick affectionately dubs 'family bonding time', the only movie available to watch is a documentary on World War Two. Not wanting to disband the peace that they have settled into, nobody comments on the morbid topic and they all pretend not to be uncomfortable at the subject of exploded warehouses.

82. How Damian ever managed to fall into the cotton candy machine no-one will ever know but he has avoided carnivals ever since.

83. Online shopping can be an addiction; every one of the kids have it but none of them will ever reveal their love of it. Dick browses DVDs, mostly comedy and action, for hours on end; Jason will spend far too much time pretending not to be shopping in the online black market for high grade weapons; Tim has long since hacked government websites and illegally purchased plans for new machinery; Damian feels like such a girl that he would rather die than admit to his fascination of shopping for new shoes and clothes online.

84. Tim still remembers the third time he had to dress up as a girl for a mission. Dick curled his short hair into such tight ringlets that it stuck straight up for the next four days.

85. All of the boys in the family have a vague idea of what they would have liked to do with their lives if they'd never gotten into crime fighting, if they'd had normal lives. Dick thinks he would have stayed a circus acrobat. Jason will never admit it out loud but he thinks he'd have made a great doctor, if he'd worked hard in school and got the grades necessary for the job. Tim still vaguely - in his own mind only - wants to be a teacher; he isn't sure what subject he wants to teach, though, perhaps a science or computing. Damian thinks he'd have made one hell of an actor but he knows it would never work out - he wouldn't be able to put up with his fellow actors not being able to perfect their lines the first time.

86. Jason is a damn good shot with a gun but nobody's perfect. He will never forget the time he missed the murderer and hit the innocent little girl; he has nightmares about that particular victim at least once a month and they haunt him almost as much as his nightmares about his family finally giving up on him completely.

87. Dick doesn't get drunk that often but if he was drunk the previous night, chances are Jason had something to do with it.

88. Bruce has pictures of the different times when his sons decide that they're going to grow facial hair. Jason's never suited him but at least it grew in evenly. Dick's was patchy and downright hilarious, and everyone's still waiting for the day when Tim finally manages to grow any at all.

89. Damian loathes social networking sites. As far as he's concerned, either talk to someone in person or don't talk to them at all. He finds it to be a cowardly way of communication, but when Dick moves back to Bludhaven he finds those sites to be surprisingly useful.

90. At the school they all attended, every single one of Bruce's sons had to take the mandatory art lessons. Damian was the only one who ever had any interest in the subject - Dick was useless at it, Jason found it to be pointless and Tim had to continuously hide that he feels vaguely nauseated at the smell of fresh paint.

91. Bruce will forever remember the fight they all had over Jason's return to the family. It is still the only time in his life that he can ever remember Alfred begging him for anything.

92. Tim no longer worries when he enters his apartment to find it has been repainted, redecorated or remodelled; it's just Dick's way of telling his brother that he came to check up on him and got bored waiting.

93. When the family find a little girl who has been wandering the streets alone, they are forced to take her in until proper arrangements can be made for her. Much to everyone's surprise, the one she took a shine to was Jason. Nobody knows that he still keeps an eye on the child from a distance now that she lives with her new adopted family, watching over her the way he imagines he would do for his own nieces or nephews.

94. Dick cares deeply for Jason, and he can't help but be ashamed that every time he sees Jason with either Tim or Damian, he instantly has doubts concerning how much he actually trusts his brother.

95. Tim can hear when Damian has nightmares through the bedroom wall. Whenever Bruce is working and Dick isn't around, Tim will sneak into the room, unnoticed, and soothe the boy before he wakes. He thinks nobody knows about this but really the only one that doesn't know is Damian.

96. Damian still remembers the day that Dick drove to his school, pulled him out of class and took him out for a day of pointless 'fun' activities. He was bored out his mind but didn't have the heart to tell his brother who looked like the whole idea had been a massive epiphany for him.

97. Bruce loves his boys - he just doesn't love that they conspire against him.

98. Alfred's birthday celebration is an annual event that all the family looks forward to - they might make living hells out of one another's lives, but nobody dares to spoil the day for the butler.

99. Damian's fourth solo patrol does not go well and he ends up beaten and bloodied, lying in an alleyway. When he arrives back at manor the following morning he tells Bruce that he got home of his own accord, but the truth is that Jason found him and patched him up, all the while lecturing him about dangerous risks that lead to dead Robins.

100. Tim will never tell Bruce that Jason taught him how to shoot a gun.


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