Glinda: *bawls* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY ELPHIE! *realized what she said and covers mouth quick*

Ozians: *gasps* WHO'S ELPHIE?!

Frex: Awwwwww c'mon! WHEN WILL I GO ON?

Authoress 1: Later!

Authoress 2: GLINDA! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WERE HER FRIEND!?

Ozians: *gasps*

Ozian Lady: *hits an Ozian*

Ozian: What the? Authoress 2 stole my line!

Ozian Lady: *went to authoress 2 and smacks her*

Glinda: No! What are you talking about?

Geeky Ozian 1: You look depressed. Tell Alfred what it is!

Glinda: *cries* ELPHIE WAS MY BEST FRIEND! *bawls*

Ozians: *gasp*

Random Girl: IF YOU WERE HER FRIEND, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ALL OF OZ ABOUT IT?

Glinda: *yells back* I WAS ABOUT TO!

Geeky Ozian 1: What happened?

Glinda: Well... i-it all st-tarted on the very first day of school! It was a long time ago. College had to be the best years of my life!

~Lights come down and then Shiz students including a Geeky Student in a shiz outfit capturing Galinda smiling weirdly~

Galinda: *feels awkward and bites lip*

Geeky Student: Hi Galinda! *is about to kiss*

Galinda: *backs away* Ummm... hello?

Geeky Student: I wanna marry you!

Another Geeky Student: I wanna marry her! *fights with the other geeky student*

Galinda: Guys? Guys?!

Geeky Students: *still fight*

Galinda: GUYS!

Geeky Students: *stop fighting*

Galinda: I don't even know you two!

Boq: *comes in and kicks the two guys off the stage into the audience*

Fiyeraba and Glinyero fans: *screams* GET THE HECK OFF OF ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EEEEWWWWW! GEEKS!

Galinda: *giggles with happiness*

Frex: *wheels Nessa in* Is it my turn yet?

Authoress 2: WAIT! We haven't sang the song! Galinda! You're high pitch!

Galinda: *chenos*

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

Authoresses: Wrong song!

Galinda: Oh...

DEAR OOOOOOOOOOOLD!

Students:

SHIZ-Z-Z-Z-Z-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZ!

*all stood in silence in a few second*

Authoress 2: We're missing somebody!

Nessa: Who? *looks around and sees Boq* o

Authoresses: *talk to each other and then realizes* Elphaba is missing! Elphaba? ELPHABA?

Nessa: *realizes* ELPHABA!?

Elphaba: *comes out pretty quickly* SOOOOO SORRY! The makeover guy had a date with the costume designer, and then forgot about me. And before the show, he decided to go on his date! I totally hate him now!

Galinda: I like you! *hugs Elphaba*

Elphaba: UGH! Is this a Gelphie fanfic?! You're crazy voice, clothes, and all that! I feel totally awkward now!

Galinda: *lets go* Sorry!

Elphaba: Do you see my skin color?

Galinda: *looks* EWWW! GET OFF OF ME!

Elphaba: Stupid blonde...

Frex: *gives Nessa shoes*

Nessa: *gasps* For me?

Frex: And I got somthing for you, Elphaba!

Elphaba: Oh, and what would that be?

Frex: *gives old boots to her*

Elphaba: Oh great! Another pair! *sarcastic* Cool!

Galinda: *glares* I'm going to go change now!

M.M.: *comes out* Welcome to Shiz University! *looks at the blonde* Get back over here!

Galinda: BUT-

M.M.: No "ifs", "ands", or "buts" about it!

Galinda: FINE!

Boq: *mumbles to himself* She's perfect!

Elphaba: Excuse me!

M.M.: *turns around to Elphaba* OH GOODNESS! Who wants to room with a cabbage!

Galinda: *raises hand* I HATE CABBAGE!

Elphaba: I HATE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!

M.M.: Hmmmmmm...That was easy! *points at Galinda* YOU! Room with the cabbage! *points at Elphaba* And you room with the strawberry shortcake!

Galinda: LOOK AT ME! I DON'T HAVE RED HAIR!

Elphaba: But you smell like a strawberry shortcake!

Galinda: *glares and sniffs self, still glaring and in a hush tone* I do, don't I?

Boq: That's why I'm sooooooo attracted to you! *smells her hair*

M.M.: And you! *points to Nessa* Room with me!

Nessa: AHHHHHHH! I ROOMING WITH A CREEP! OH MY GOD! SHE'S GROSS!

Elphaba: NO! NO!

Nessa: I WANNA ROOM WITH BOQ!

Boq: *fake thinks* Hmmm... NO!