Glinda: *bawls* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY ELPHIE! *realized what she said and covers mouth quick*
Ozians: *gasps* WHO'S ELPHIE?!
Frex: Awwwwww c'mon! WHEN WILL I GO ON?
Authoress 1: Later!
Authoress 2: GLINDA! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WERE HER FRIEND!?
Ozians: *gasps*
Ozian Lady: *hits an Ozian*
Ozian: What the? Authoress 2 stole my line!
Ozian Lady: *went to authoress 2 and smacks her*
Glinda: No! What are you talking about?
Geeky Ozian 1: You look depressed. Tell Alfred what it is!
Glinda: *cries* ELPHIE WAS MY BEST FRIEND! *bawls*
Ozians: *gasp*
Random Girl: IF YOU WERE HER FRIEND, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ALL OF OZ ABOUT IT?
Glinda: *yells back* I WAS ABOUT TO!
Geeky Ozian 1: What happened?
Glinda: Well... i-it all st-tarted on the very first day of school! It was a long time ago. College had to be the best years of my life!
~Lights come down and then Shiz students including a Geeky Student in a shiz outfit capturing Galinda smiling weirdly~
Galinda: *feels awkward and bites lip*
Geeky Student: Hi Galinda! *is about to kiss*
Galinda: *backs away* Ummm... hello?
Geeky Student: I wanna marry you!
Another Geeky Student: I wanna marry her! *fights with the other geeky student*
Galinda: Guys? Guys?!
Geeky Students: *still fight*
Galinda: GUYS!
Geeky Students: *stop fighting*
Galinda: I don't even know you two!
Boq: *comes in and kicks the two guys off the stage into the audience*
Fiyeraba and Glinyero fans: *screams* GET THE HECK OFF OF ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EEEEWWWWW! GEEKS!
Galinda: *giggles with happiness*
Frex: *wheels Nessa in* Is it my turn yet?
Authoress 2: WAIT! We haven't sang the song! Galinda! You're high pitch!
Galinda: *chenos*
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!
Authoresses: Wrong song!
Galinda: Oh...
DEAR OOOOOOOOOOOLD!
Students:
SHIZ-Z-Z-Z-Z-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZ!
*all stood in silence in a few second*
Authoress 2: We're missing somebody!
Nessa: Who? *looks around and sees Boq* o
Authoresses: *talk to each other and then realizes* Elphaba is missing! Elphaba? ELPHABA?
Nessa: *realizes* ELPHABA!?
Elphaba: *comes out pretty quickly* SOOOOO SORRY! The makeover guy had a date with the costume designer, and then forgot about me. And before the show, he decided to go on his date! I totally hate him now!
Galinda: I like you! *hugs Elphaba*
Elphaba: UGH! Is this a Gelphie fanfic?! You're crazy voice, clothes, and all that! I feel totally awkward now!
Galinda: *lets go* Sorry!
Elphaba: Do you see my skin color?
Galinda: *looks* EWWW! GET OFF OF ME!
Elphaba: Stupid blonde...
Frex: *gives Nessa shoes*
Nessa: *gasps* For me?
Frex: And I got somthing for you, Elphaba!
Elphaba: Oh, and what would that be?
Frex: *gives old boots to her*
Elphaba: Oh great! Another pair! *sarcastic* Cool!
Galinda: *glares* I'm going to go change now!
M.M.: *comes out* Welcome to Shiz University! *looks at the blonde* Get back over here!
Galinda: BUT-
M.M.: No "ifs", "ands", or "buts" about it!
Galinda: FINE!
Boq: *mumbles to himself* She's perfect!
Elphaba: Excuse me!
M.M.: *turns around to Elphaba* OH GOODNESS! Who wants to room with a cabbage!
Galinda: *raises hand* I HATE CABBAGE!
Elphaba: I HATE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!
M.M.: Hmmmmmm...That was easy! *points at Galinda* YOU! Room with the cabbage! *points at Elphaba* And you room with the strawberry shortcake!
Galinda: LOOK AT ME! I DON'T HAVE RED HAIR!
Elphaba: But you smell like a strawberry shortcake!
Galinda: *glares and sniffs self, still glaring and in a hush tone* I do, don't I?
Boq: That's why I'm sooooooo attracted to you! *smells her hair*
M.M.: And you! *points to Nessa* Room with me!
Nessa: AHHHHHHH! I ROOMING WITH A CREEP! OH MY GOD! SHE'S GROSS!
Elphaba: NO! NO!
Nessa: I WANNA ROOM WITH BOQ!
Boq: *fake thinks* Hmmm... NO!
