ho ho ho! i'm in happy mode! school has ofically ended for winter break. so i'm going to try and update every two days! crazy, right? so, you've all been nice little boys and girls, so merry christmas! and congrats, i'm the leader of the naughty list!

" deck the halls with bows of holly! fa la la la la, la la la la. 'tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la, la la la la!"

"jingle-bells, jingle-bells, jingle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open slay!"

my brother's are giving me a headache. i lugged the ax over one shoulder. today was the day we picked our tree. or to translate, my brothers find a tree they like and make me lug it a mile or so back to the manor. my brown boots dug into the snow as i continued forward.

"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, has a very shiny nose! and if you ever saw it, you could even say it glowes, like a lightbulb! all of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names, like Pinocchio! they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games, like monopoly!"

i laughed at Beckett's revised version of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. god, that boy sure has an imagination.

"it's beginning to look alot like Christmas, every where you go. take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again, with candy canes and silver lanes aglow. its beginning to look alot like christmas, toys in every store. but the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be on your own front door." i sang for them, joining the 'joke' that was meant to tease me.

" did the grinch just sing a Christmas carol?"

i laughed. " your hilarious. just because i work all the time doesn't mean i don't love christmas."

i heard a gasp from beside me. i glanced over with a lightly furrowed brow, what had my brothers gotten themselves into?

"this is it! this is it! the PERFECT TREE!"

i glanced up. " what did i get myself into?"

i seen a tree so big that it might have even given buter some grief. i dropped the ax in shock.

" see! its sooooooo good that simpleton dropped the ax in suprise!"

i whined.

" are you sure this is the tree you want? not a... shorter one?"

"artemis fowl scarred by a tree?"

i straightened at myles taunt, putting on a brave face.

" not in the slightest."

once again i wield the ax, stepping forward. i eyed the 13 foot spruce. its green limbs taunting me.

" why me?" i started to swing and... bonk.

the ax practically bounced off. the twins started laughing.

"would you like to try?!"

they laughed harder. i took another swing... and another.

swoosh

clang

clang...

" is this invincable?!" i screamed, taking a dramatic pose wile stomping my foot.

i felt somthing snap inside of me. ah, there goes patience.

clangclangclangclangcrackcrack.

finally, progress. i gave it every bit of determanation and strength i had. give it a minute or so, bang, christmas in a plant at my disposal.

i wiped my sweating brow. "lets get this in the house. and lets get me a cup of tea and a good book."

so, yes, i did predict quite accuratly. they pick it, i lug it.

hello! a quick chapter for you. i know this might be a bit OOC but it is christmas. and in my mind, anything can happen. thankyou to the reviewer who alerted me of this. but to be fair, this is my first time trying to incorparate either of the twins really. thannks a bunch and see ya next time!

over and out

SEDBRNNO2