Kat: Hurry up and write the next chapter already!

Jon: Ok... Oh wait I think I hear my phone ringing...

Kat: -shakes head- I didn't want to do this, but you force me!

Jon: Uh Oh that's never good...

Kat: Squirrels form formation!

Jon: Tonto help!!!!! -is covered in swarm of squirrels-

Tonto: -sits there and chirps something very close to an evil laugh-


"Hurry on in here! I need help NOW!!!!!" Zexion screamed at the girls. And so the pair entered a nightmare of pink.

"Ok, this is weird..." Anna said.

"This is waaaaay past wierd."Emily replied.

"Come on! This is an emergency!" Zexion's voice came from somewhere in the cloud of pink.

When they finally reached him there was one more shock.

"Ok, so should Barbie wear her forest green sleeveless, or the sand formal?"

"Yep, this is definately past strange." The girls had been forced to sign a confidentiality arangement, but of course that's no fun so the had signed each others name so that the contract void and null. Of course the younger Members didn't like being left out in the dark about how the older Members were being driven insane, so both of them had tiny camera's with 24/7 feed to the younger Members's hideout.

"Ummm, the green?" Anna barely got out while trying not to burst into laughter.

"Ok, now should Ken wear the matching sweater?"

"Uhm, I don't see a Ken doll?" Emily said.

"Not a doll, me!"

"Oh, boy, they had better be recording this..." Anna muttered.


"Are you sure no one will laugh at me?" Zexion asked the girls.

"Yeah... positive..." Emily giggled. They had convinced Zexion to dress in a bright pink sweater with 'Barbie' written on it... and bring Barbie along to dinner that night.

"This is going to be GREAT!" Anna whispered. Tonight's supper was pizza with completely normal toppings...right, if you believed that, you'll beleive evil rabid squirrels aren't evil...

"This pizza is awesome! The possom and raccoon toppings make it perfect!" Lexeaus had eaten two already.

Everyone else was too busy staring at Zexion.

"Yes, would you like more iced tea Barbie?" Zexion asked.

"Umm, isn't there a rule against no dolls at the table?" Vexen asked.

"Apperantly not, I vote we create a new rule forbidding it, I've lost what little appitite I had for this pizza." Xaldin said.

"I second the motion!!!!" Xigbar injected quickly.

"All in favor... tear the doll apart! Xemnas said as everyone at the table lunged for the oblivious Zexion.

The fight was quite amusing and the girls laughed the entire way through.


-two hours later-

"I think they took Zexion into Vexen's lab." Anna said "Wanna go see?"

"Sure it could be worth a laugh..." Emily said and started towards the lab.

On the door there was a sign labeled 'Therapy in session do NOT interupt', of course this meant they had to interupt.

Slowly the girls opened the doors and peeked inside.


"Only 1 billion 999 million 999 thousand 999 hundred and 999 hours to go until COM remake is released" Jon said in a zombified voice.

"and 7 minintues" Kat said.


Jon: Wow! I actually wrote the whole thing at one time and didn't mean to!

Kat: Good job, see ya later!

Jon: Uhmm, aren't you forgetting something?

Kat: What?

Jon: The 99 evil rabid squirrels with high powered weapons aimed at me?

Kat: Oh yeah, I would call them off except for two reasons.

Jon: What? -moans-

Kat: You need to write the next chapter.

Jon: And the other reason?

Kat: You called them evil, their just misunderstood...

Jon: Right...