Welcome back! I know..the general melodramatic story. I'll try to do something funny! so...Let's do this thing!
-Over at Ouran Academy a day later-
"Hey did you hear about that new girl in class D? She just transferred from a public school here! Apparently someone in her family found out that they were the head of a huge food company!"
"Yeah I heard! And did you see her hair? It's so messy!"
"She is very odd, and though I generally wouldn't say this but, she just doesn't look good in our school uniform."
"Hello princesses, may I ask, what are you talking about?"
"Oh! He-he, Tamaki-sama! Did you hear what we were saying?"
"No, but I did hear the beautiful sound of chiming voices from this area. May I get you anything my dears?"
"Oh, no Tamaki-sama! You're all we need!" Tamaki gave the girls his usual warm smile then went off to see his next appointment.
Yes the usual day at the Ouran High School Host Club. Flowers and sparkles were everywhere as the hosts gave their all to make these rich girls happy. Hunny blithely shoveled cake into his mouth while his cousin Mori waited on him as did their girls. Kaoru and Hikaru were acting out their questionable roles while the guests sighed. Tamaki had his genuine sparkle on as he was surrounded by appointments. Kyoya ginned as he though of new ways to earn money for the club while entertaining the ladies and the natural honor student Haruhi simply acted herself and answered the questions the way her attentive guests wanted them to be answered.
"Tamaki-sempai," cooed one of the guests. "did you meet the new second year, Suzumiya Haruhi today? She's in class D but I know you love meeting new people."
"You are right my princess, I do love meeting people. But I'm afraid I haven't met Ms. Suzumiya yet," he replied coolly while thinking, "Haruhi? Another Haruhi? And she's a girl? I have to meet her! I wonder if she's anything like my Haruhi?"
"I think she said that she would have to start her own club here like she did her last school," the girl continued. "But she also said that she wanted to check out the other clubs as well starting today with the most famous one..."
"THE HOST CLUB!" came a loud voice that made everyone jump and turn. A girl with slightly unruly hair waltzed into the room and looked around with wide eyes. Everyone watched as she walked casually around then up to Tamaki. "You look like the president here. Tell me about your club."
Tamaki smiled brightly then made a wide sweeping gesture as he went into his explanation of the Host Club. Haruhi listened intently then at the end of his rant shrugged. "It sounds boring. But I'll try it out for today."
There was a gasp from everyone in the room at the though that someone would think that the Host Club was boring, Tamaki went into his corner of woe. "This club is anything but boring.." Haruhi thought, observing from a distance.
"Pick anyone, all of the hosts are obliged to be of service to you," Tamaki gestured after a very fast recovery. Haruhi scanned the room.
"I'll visit all of you," she decided. "starting with you."
"I'm honored," the king replied.
The rest of the club returned to it's normal routine as the new guest moved from each host to the next. Then she came to the resident natural-type Haruhi. And off in the corner the light bulb lit up.
"What's your name?" Haruhi asked suspiciously.
"Fujioka Haruhi. You're name's Haruhi as well?" the second year Haruhi stared intently at the other. Felling a little unconformable being stared at, the first year offered her some tea. No answer. Haruhi sat back after her analysis.
"You're a girl."
The rest of the hosts froze as they were keeping a finely-tuned ear on the conversation between the two Haruhis.
"Why are you acting like a guy when it's obvious you're a girl? Just because you're flat chested doesn't mean you're a boy!"
The hosts stood, ready to cut in and defend their friend but someone was faster.
"Ohahahahahahaha! You silly, silly second year! Haruhi is just a very feminine looking guy! You can't honestly believe that he is a she!"
"You wanna bet? I know I girl when I see one," Haruhi challenged the new rival that rose from the floor. "Who are you anyway?"
"Who do you think I am...? I'm Houshakuji Renge, the Host Club's manager!"
"Then you of all people should know that you have a girl host!"
"That's crazy talk! Tell her guys!"
"Oh yes! He's very masculine!" the Kaoru encouraged.
"The manliest!" Hunny added.
"A natural host!" Tamaki put in.
"Yeah! No girl would be this comfortable talking to other girls like she- I mean he does!" Hikaru concluded. The other hosts glared at him; he grinned and shrugged.
During this time Renge had come down from her pedestal to face Haruhi. Tension sparked between the two.
"This can't be good," the first year Haruhi thought. "They're both strong-headed and they're clashing." she sighed. "Why do I have to be the argument topic of this club?"
"You're blind if you can't see that that host is a girl! that should be illegal!"
"Haruhi-kun is a guy! There's proof on the website!"
"I don't care about your stupid website!"
"Well you should! Why don't you look it up! You may learn something!"
"Why would I want to learn something from someone as squeaky as you?"
"My voice is not squeaky!"
"It is! And you have the most annoying laugh in the world!"
"Ladies please," Tamaki interfered. "let's not argue in here, you're bothering other guests."
"What do you know you fake prince!" Renge growled.
"Yeah back off!" Tamaki again retreated into his corner of woe.
"Hey there's no reason to be that mean!" Hunny exclaimed.
"Go help the dumpling, pound cake!" Haruhi roared. "I saw how much you eat, it's amazing how you can eat all that cake and still be thin!"
"Actually you are getting a little pudgy," Renge added. Tears welled up in Hunny's eyes as he ran to Mori for support.
"Hey that's our sempai!" the twins exclaimed.
"Don't make us start on you!" Renge and Haruhi shouted together. The two continued arguing, getting farther and farther away from what they started at. Meanwhile the entire room was watching this take place, the hosts helplessly unable to stop it.
"Kyoya-sempai! Get in there! I know you can do something!" the Hikaru and Kaoru said.
"I think this is rather interesting actually..."
"But it's making everyone...uncomfortable!"
"Alright...tell Mori-sempai to break them up."
"Why don't you?"
"I don't want to get in the middle of that. I have to keep myself in-tact."
The twins made their way over to Mori and Hunny then one went on each side of the 3rd year.
"Mori-sempai! You have to make them stop!" Mori glanced at both. He took Hunny off of his shoulders and stepped towards the two...
