Modern day August 2016 ... Good friends 17 year Stan Kyle and Kenny along with Wendy and Bebe were planning a road trip to a music festival and had hired. a mini bus and as it was summer it take them out of their dead beat town of South park as they were fed up with the place now
The trip had been planned for a while and it was Stan that managed to get tickets and Kenny said he was bringing a girl but no one knew who really as he said she'd turn up on the day they were to leave butntheir was also another problem Cartman
Cartman had been a problem since kindergarten really he was a obnoxious spoilt fat boy and always seem to ruin everything for everyone from dressing up as Hitlelr twice first when he was obsessed with The passion movie and trying to start a second Holocaust and then he thought it be funny to gatecrash Kyle's Bar Mitzvah dressed a Hitler again yet that resulted in a broken nose from Kyle but now he was trying to keep in with them to go on this trip
" Look you guys I promis I'll be good no Jew jokes or poor jokes or anything Iv turned over a new leaf you gotta believe me please can I come " Cartman said
" You ha.. don't make me laugh you don't know how to turn over a new leaf .Look face it fatass you will never change and no your still not coming so forget it and we don't care if you go crying to your mom like the big baby you are " Kyle said
" You fucking Ginger Jersey no good greedy Jew you have a spare set tickets and you won't give it to me why take that piece of low life filthy trailer trash with you and where the hell did he get the money for a road trip he's poor he can't afford them I bet he stole the money " Yelled Cartman meaning Kenny
" No he didn't steal any money got off his ass and worked for the money something you won't do and your nothing but a lazy fatass spounge I don't see you getting a job soon you can't live at home with your mom forever so yes Kenny is coming he is way better than you will ever be " Yelled Kyle
" well at least I'm not a little swot still hiding behind the school gates like you and Stan are " Yelled Cartman
" Yeah cos we didn't get kicked out at 16 like you did and when Kenny left he went straight to work he might be poor but he's not last he's a hard worker and not afraid to get his hands dirty so that's why we're taking him not you and reason why we're still at school is to get more grades iis so we can go to collage and get a good job " Kyle yelled making Cartman mad and he was about to attack Kyle but Stan got in the middle breaking them up like he always did
" Okay okay enough both of you God it's like being back in school again you two pack it in okay " Stan said
" Well he's a greedy Jew typical Harding Jew gold and now those festival tickets all I wanted was him to sell me one but no he gave them to damn Kenny that little trailer trash shit " Yelled Cartman making Kyle mad again
' Are you fucking deaf I told you I ..Begun Kyle but Stan grabbed him
" Kyle Kyle look drop it okay dude he's not worth it let's just go ignore him we have things to do " Stan said grabbing Kyle and pulling him off
" Your so lucky that Kenny isn't here just now cos he would smash that ugly face in and send you flying into the next century " Yelled Kyle as Stan pulled him away yelling " Look Kyle drop it he's not worth it
No more was said about Cartman and the boys managed to avoid him the rest of that day and next day they met up with Kenny who had his bags packed
" Hey so is everyone all ready I can't wait to get this show on the road it's gonna be an awesome time and goodbye South Park see you in the fall " Yelled Kenny loudly making a few people turn round but they ignored Kenny as they were used to him shouting
" So where's your partner are you bringing anyone ..? Asked Wendy smiling at Kenny
" Yup I am she'll be hear soon she was getting some new clothes and was shopping with her friend really early today but she'll be coming soon " Kenny said grinning
" So who are you bringing is it a girl that was at school with us ..? Asked Bebe
" Well she did go to our school but you'll see her when she gets here and hear she comes now " Said Kenny smiling as a pretty blonde girl came over making everyone gasp in shock as they knew her
" Mercadies "The group gasped in shock as the knew the girl had a bad reputation and was one of the Raisens girls that was now working at Hooters and she was dressed like a hooker too in a tight fitting low cut top and tiny shorts and long bleached white blonde hair and her face caked in make up and had a bright hot pink case on wheels with her
" Hey guys so cool to see you again long time huh ..? mercadies said kissing Kenny on the mouth leaving a lipstick mark on the side of his mouth
" Er Ken can we have a quiet word a moment " Said Kyle pulling Kenny to the side
" Sup dude ..? Asked Kenny
" Kenny what are you doing with her she's a raisins girl and their off limits no one in their right mind dates them " Kyle said
" Well I am no she's not in Raisins anymore she's in Hooters and she's hot " Kenny said looking at Mercadies who blew a kiss to him as she flicked her hair back of her shoulders
" Dosent matter and Hooters is an adult version of Rasions fuck dude what the hell are you playing at remember the carry on with Butters and Lexie a few years ago and how she used him those girls are trouble dude they will bleed you dry take all your money walk all over you and dump you no one in their right mimd dates them their like hookers " Kyle begun but Kenny got mad
" Look just lay off okay ill date who I wanna date I don't tell you who to date so don't tell me your not my mother and Mercadies is coming and that's it so you can like it of fuck off " Kenny said making Kyle sigh as he knew he was fighting a loosing battle as Kenny was stubborn
" Well okay dude I hope you know what your doing and don't come crying to us if she takes all your cash and dumps you " Kyle said ignoring Kennys glares
" OMG this is so awesome you guys do you know I have never been to a music festival before come to think of it Iv never been away really I was always kinda envious of you guys always going away together as I never had the time really and also I so wanted to enter the County fair Queen contest but so couldn't get time off you were so lucky being queen Bebe and you too being an attendant Wendy omg you both looked so pretty and Kyle and Kenny were handsome so sorry about the custard pies carry on with that fat boy but I have to say I do like that boy he spends a lot in Hooters and was in Raisens a lot as a kid he left big tips but I have to admit I'm so excited about this that's why I so had to get new clothes and get my hair done " Mercadies said all in one breath as if she was hyper making the others sigh as they knew with her it was gonna be one long road trip
well that's that chappy done more to come
