Chatting with the Akatsuki

Chapter Two


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My house aka Torture Zone


Living room

Zetsu: (Randomly popped out of the ground—um floor) Hello…? (Saw a…is that Leader-sama?) Um…leader-sama…? Is that you?

Pein: (groan) …. (Roll over and fell limp with drools)

Pikachu: (went back inside the pokeball)

Zetsu: ….

Kaira: Hello!!! (Waves)

Zetsu: (look at Kaira) who are you? (Take out kunai after a pause) What did you do to Leader-sama?!

Kaira: (look at 'leader-sama' then at Zetsu) Me…I AM A GOD!!! (Hallelujah background song…again!!!) Plus, I didn't! A god could never hurt her own creations!!! A yellow rabbi mouse did!!!

Zetsu: ….no really…

Kaira: (anime tears) it trueeeeee!!! Seriously!!! Why would you believe me!!!

Random Guy: (look at Zetsu) it true!

Kaira: (stop crying) THANK YOU!!! Finally, someone believe me…--HEY!! I know you! (Point at random guy)

Random guy: No you don't…

Kaira: (in deep thought and look at the Random guy) hmm…are you sure?

Random Guy: (nervous) …yea—

Zetsu: (grab the Random guy and ate him whole and rubbed his stomach) yummy!!!

Kaira: ….O.o….did you just did what I think you did?!

Zetsu: (innocently) I don't know. What did you see me do?

Kaira: B-But (point to Zetsu's stomach) you ate him!

Zetsu: (innocently) I did…?

Kaira: (started to shake)

Zetsu: (look at Kaira) are…you…alright…?

Kaira: (burst happily) YAY!!! Zetsu ate the Random guy #1!!! (Hugged Zetsu)

Zetsu: ….

Kaira: he was sooooo taking your spotlight didn't he, huh!

Zetsu: …yeah…sure…

Kaira: (jumping up and down) Yay, me!!!! (claps)

(Awkward silence excluding a jumping/clapping Kaira)

Kaira:(still jumping up and down and clapping) umm… (point at Pein) OMG PEI—I MEAN LEADER-SAMA JUST WOKE UP!!!!

Zetsu: (turn around) where—

Kaira: (hold a pan up high and knocked Zetsu out) Yay, me!!! (claps)

Zetsu: ….

Kaira: …it didn't work...?

Zetsu: …no…

Kaira: (teary) Waaaahhhh!!!! It didn't work!!! (Frowned) Hmp! Stupid flying pan!!! (Throw pan)

Pein: (woke up groggily) Huh? (Saw Zetsu) Oh, Zetsu!!! You're here to save me. Thank god— (saw a flying pan coming at him) oh God, no… (Got knock out)

Kaira: (happily) you're welcome!!!...no, what…?

Zetsu: …. are you seriously okay?

Kaira: (smile) Dandy...! Handy! The Handy Notebook!!! (Blue clue handy notebook theme song thingy as a the background)

Zetsu: …you worst than Tobi…

Kaira: (imitating blue clue the dog) blues clues?

END CHAPTER TWO….

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