Chatting with the Akatsuki
Chapter Two
Disclaimer: I do NOT own anything about Naruto, Blues Clues
My house aka Torture Zone
Living room
Zetsu: (Randomly popped out of the ground—um floor) Hello…? (Saw a…is that Leader-sama?) Um…leader-sama…? Is that you?
Pein: (groan) …. (Roll over and fell limp with drools)
Pikachu: (went back inside the pokeball)
Zetsu: ….
Kaira: Hello!!! (Waves)
Zetsu: (look at Kaira) who are you? (Take out kunai after a pause) What did you do to Leader-sama?!
Kaira: (look at 'leader-sama' then at Zetsu) Me…I AM A GOD!!! (Hallelujah background song…again!!!) Plus, I didn't! A god could never hurt her own creations!!! A yellow rabbi mouse did!!!
Zetsu: ….no really…
Kaira: (anime tears) it trueeeeee!!! Seriously!!! Why would you believe me!!!
Random Guy: (look at Zetsu) it true!
Kaira: (stop crying) THANK YOU!!! Finally, someone believe me…--HEY!! I know you! (Point at random guy)
Random guy: No you don't…
Kaira: (in deep thought and look at the Random guy) hmm…are you sure?
Random Guy: (nervous) …yea—
Zetsu: (grab the Random guy and ate him whole and rubbed his stomach) yummy!!!
Kaira: ….O.o….did you just did what I think you did?!
Zetsu: (innocently) I don't know. What did you see me do?
Kaira: B-But (point to Zetsu's stomach) you ate him!
Zetsu: (innocently) I did…?
Kaira: (started to shake)
Zetsu: (look at Kaira) are…you…alright…?
Kaira: (burst happily) YAY!!! Zetsu ate the Random guy #1!!! (Hugged Zetsu)
Zetsu: ….
Kaira: he was sooooo taking your spotlight didn't he, huh!
Zetsu: …yeah…sure…
Kaira: (jumping up and down) Yay, me!!!! (claps)
(Awkward silence excluding a jumping/clapping Kaira)
Kaira:(still jumping up and down and clapping) umm… (point at Pein) OMG PEI—I MEAN LEADER-SAMA JUST WOKE UP!!!!
Zetsu: (turn around) where—
Kaira: (hold a pan up high and knocked Zetsu out) Yay, me!!! (claps)
Zetsu: ….
Kaira: …it didn't work...?
Zetsu: …no…
Kaira: (teary) Waaaahhhh!!!! It didn't work!!! (Frowned) Hmp! Stupid flying pan!!! (Throw pan)
Pein: (woke up groggily) Huh? (Saw Zetsu) Oh, Zetsu!!! You're here to save me. Thank god— (saw a flying pan coming at him) oh God, no… (Got knock out)
Kaira: (happily) you're welcome!!!...no, what…?
Zetsu: …. are you seriously okay?
Kaira: (smile) Dandy...! Handy! The Handy Notebook!!! (Blue clue handy notebook theme song thingy as a the background)
Zetsu: …you worst than Tobi…
Kaira: (imitating blue clue the dog) blues clues?
END CHAPTER TWO….
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