Kay I lied....... But thats not the point! The point is is that I enjoy writing it even if it sucks!
BUT....... thank ye to PrincessStarberry for reveiwing! Im glad you think im hilarious and
now I know how good it feels to get a reveiw! Anyway here is chappie two (huzza!....)
so enjoy and see ya at the bottom. I need to go find out who stole my OoT manga!
Grrrrrrrrr............
DISCLIAMER: I do not own The Legend of Zelda or any of the other licensed t.v./video game/ movie franchises in anyway shape or form!=/ (this gets annoying fast......)
CHAPTER TWO!!!! (......)
"Snore snore snore snore" Zelda snored. (...wtf....)
"Who the hell says snore when they sleep!?" Link asked.
Everyone laughed. Minda whisperd, "Shhhhhhh!" "She is sleeping!"
CRACK! A violent crack cracked the carriage. (.... to many cracks....)
Everyone lurched forward and banged their teeth on the teeth height metal bar infrontthem.
"OH DEAR GODDESSES THE PAIN!" Screamed Link.
Everyone flailed on the floor holding there teeth in pain.
After everyone got up they stepped outside to see..... pirates!!! (on land!:D)
Minda walked forward to the tallest one, "What the hell are you doing!?"
"Ummmm...... Welll........ Were robbing you i guess...."
"Maybe you want to speak with our leader, eh?" He asked.
"Sure I guess..." Ilia answered.
"Kay!" The pirate said.
A very small man walked over and looked Minda strait in the eye.
"My name is Small French Man!"
"Can I call you Small French Guy?" She asked.
"NO! But you may call me SFM!" He yelled.
"Kay then SFM, why are you robbing us?"
"Well because we wnat your money of course!" He said.
"We don't have any money we have rupees!" Zelda cut in.
"Oh............." (............)
"Well then we should be going now!" "Sorry to bother ye!" He said.
"But were will you go now?" Link asked conerned.
SFM sighed, "Well I think I will go vist my sister Small French Xena, or SFX!"
"..............."
"She invented the SFX sound thingy!" He replied.
"Bye then." Malon said as they got back on there horses and rode off.
"That was awkward......." Saria said.
"The carriage driver is unconscious so I guess we will have to drive..." Zelda said absentmindedly.
"I'l drive!" Ruto screamed.
Everyone got in the carriage and Ruto drove it.
OoOoOoOoOoOoOo Two Hours Later...
Ruto yelled, "Hey can we stop at that convenience store?"
"Meh..... Only if they have curly straws." Ilia replied.
Ruto pulled into the parking spot next to the batmobile and a mammoth.
Everyone walked into the store.
"So its called the Kwicky-Mart, eh?" Link asked.
"Hello I am Apoo, welcome to the Kwicky-Mart!"
"..................."
"I'm going to leave now, very fast!" Link said as he turned around and ran followed by everyone else.
OoOoOoOoOoOoOo
"I'm bored!" Zelda said for the 345654456th time.
"Well then do something!" Ruto screamed.
"LETS GLOMP LINK!" Zelda screamed at the top of her lungs.
She dove on him and began kissing him to death. Everyone else did the same.
Link had long since learned to endure it.
We have arrived in Great Bay!" Ilia yelled.
"Finnaly!" Link gasped from under the pile.
Everyone ran down to the pier and the boat with their luggage.
"Were going on a one year trip in that!?" Ruto yelled.
The boat was medium sized with a deck and a passage down to the bridge and sleeping quarters.
"Well lets get on and get a move on!" Malon said. (..........)
The party climbed onto the boat and went down into the bridge.
"So who drives this thing?" Zelda asked.
Link thought a moment, "I don't know........"
Just then Telma ran in in a sailors uniform a few sizes to small.
"Damn....." Link said.
"HIYA!" She yelled.
"I will be your captin for this trip, and here is my assistant Ashei!"
Ashei ran in and tripped crashing into a randomly placed statue of Aristotle.
"Hey there!" She said joyfully.
"We will be in the crew's quarters if you need us and the boat will set sail immediately." She said as she left.
"................."
"Ok ok ok I know your going to ask so to prevent a fight i've got a plan" Link said.
"Since there aren't enough beds for all of us one of you will get to sleep with me!"
"I have predetermined the results of a fight."
"Zelda you came in first followed by Minda, Ruto, Malon, Saria and Ilia."
"I have even taken the liberty of marking down the turns on this novelty wall calender."
"..............."
"LETS JUST GLOMP LINK!" Zelda screamed.
Followed by Link being glomped ect. ect. ect. (I'm getting lazy)
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo WOBUFFET!!!
Night came on the boat.
"OOOOOOOOO!!!"
"I get to sleep with Link! I get to sleep with Link!" Zelda yelled.
"I'm not going to bed yet!" "That movie Back to the Future is on t.v.!" Link called.
".................."
Zelda whined, "But Malon is playing Devil Man Cry 4 on the t.v.!"
"She is!?" "I want to play!" Link ran off down the hall.
Zelda sighed.
"I guess i'l check on Ilia and Minda..."
Zelda walked down the hall past Ashei who was trying to get a piece of gum off the ceiling with a lightning rod.
She walked in the door leading to Ilia and Minda's room.
They were hunched down over some statistics and charts lying on a table.
"What are you doing?" Zelda asked.
"We are planning on jumping Link tommorrow." Minda answerd casually.
"Well I get him tonight, you know that right?"
"Yup"
"Of course"
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
Saria walked over to Link and Malon who were hunched over controllers staring at the t.v.
"I'm bored."
Link and Malon ignored her.
"I guess i'l go look at my trading card collection."
Saria walked into her room and opened her Super Ultra Uber Deluxe Trading Card Worshiping Shrine 3000 breaf case.
GASP!
There was a Digimon card in her Pokemon card section!
Saria ran out of the room screaming and waving her arms.
Everyone assembled in the living room around Link and Malon for a meeting.
"We have a code orange, a Digimon card is in my pokemon card section!"
"GASP!"
"GASP!"
"OH GODDESSES!"
"WTF!"
"WHAT WILL WE DO!?"
Link and Malon didn't even hear.
"We will need to take immediate action!" Saria yelled.
Did you like it? What will they do? Will Link and Malon pay attention? Will I continue
to ask questions? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON:
TALES OF INTEREST!!! I mean LINK'S VACATION!!!
Note: Hello this is Tony Soprano here and I would like to say the princess will have the next
chappie out in a day or two!
