So what do you think? What bad puns should I put in leave your answers in the reviews . R'N'R .
Will rushed into the cabin and said to Halt " Halt there are some people here to see you".
"Of course there is I heard all that racket from miles away you blithering idiot" Halt said .
Gil' was the first to enter since he had a Ranger horse and he followed Will side by side .
"So what are you doing anyway" Halt said as Gilan produced some ropes from behind his back grinning sort of menacingly.
{Halt struggles }" If you don't let me go I will tan your backside so much your children's children will feel it !" Halt said as Gil' tied him to a chair.
"Very funny Halt said Gil' then he yelled let the contest begin!"
The first to enter was Horace "Hi Halt guess what"
"What"? Said Halt annoyed as ever.
" why did the chicken cross the road"? said Horace .
"look Horace I don't know are you going to tell me or are going to stand there mouth agape looking like a plump chicken." Said Halt
Horace brave as ever went in for another joke "three guys are on a desert island they find a bottle a genie pops out and says he will grant them 3 wishes the first guy says I wish to be home so does the next one they go off the genie said only you now he says I'm lonely I wish my friends were back.
Well there I've done1 chapter p.s I don't own rangers apprentice.
