Chapter 2: donnel?

Meanwhile~

"why did you act so weird sweetheart" asked chrom and mrobin sighed and told him about mcorrin being a homophobe and chrom said "who cares

"who cares" yelled mrobin i care i don't wanna be judged" poor mrobin)

frobin ran up to them and said "lucina and donnel are coming and youre not gonna like what they have to say" and mrobin was afraid that they were homophobes

wait said chrom "how can I have a kid from the future if I'm gay"

donnel (I like to call him donnel trump get it) and lucina came in and interrupted them luicina was wearing a sexy bunny costume and donnel was perv

"fathah do ya like mah egg" asked lucina

"lucina wtf" adked chrom

"well fuck me gentleh with ah chainsah like youre cuttin ah biscuit" said luicina

donnel smile creepily

donnel had brainwashed luicinda to be southern and perverty like him

"shes mahn now"

frobin yelled "chrom use fatherly instinct"

chrom stabbed donnel and he died (i hate him anyway why did they vote for him)

"it's super effective" said mrobin

lucina talked normallt now since donnel was dead "dad did you forget the spring festival"

mrobin screeched like a pterodactyl "lucina the spring festival is bullshit and whos your mum"

Luicina skipped away to take off her sexy bunny costume (good that donnel is dead or she would get sexed)