Naruto/Sasuke/Neji/Shikamaru

Shikamaru sighed.

The three fathers (minus Naruto, who was off into the distance getting tortured by the kids) looked onto the children playing, so happy and smiling.

However, it hasn't been an hour and already they were stressing out.

"How troublesome..."

"Hey! Idari, get down from there! You're gonna fa- Kagura, what did I tell you about boys!? They're evil, especially that one who takes after Teme over there!" Naruto shouted at his daughter hugging the Uchiha, making a face while pointing over at Sasuke.

Sasuke glared, fighting the urge to kill the dobe infront of the kids.

"I say we sacrifice Naruto to the kids, and scram." Neji blurted, the other two considering this idea.

"Ha, as if Ino will be happy when she comes back to find a dead piece of yellow meat." replied Shikamaru.

"She won't be happy, but we will." shrugged Neji.

"Kimi, wh-what are you doing with that kunai? Put it down young la-oof.Hey, who kicked my BUTT? Akemi! Why you little- ahh! Seiko, Idari, watch where you're going! And Kagura! I told you stop hugging Kyo! Ouch. Sakori, did you just throw a ROCK at me!?" the blond scolded, a smirk coming on to Sasuke's face.

"As a matter of fact, looks like Naruto will be dead in no time." Neji continued, watching the kids inflict pain upon the jonin. Naruto got up and ran to the fathers, leaving behind the kids to their doings.

He breathed hevily, dropping his hands on his knees as the blond looked up to the blank expressions of the other three.

"Kuso... Dattebayo Sasuke! Your kids are EVIL! Pure EVIL! And Neji, what kind of training does Ten Ten put your daughter through? Did you see that kunai!? She was about to kill me!"

"Too bad she didn't..." Neji whispered to Shikamru, who nodded in agreement.

"Oi' Dobe, Damare-Yo! Hn, you're annoying." replied Sasuke, getting up to walk to his kids. Naruto blew up with outrage as he went to Sasuke about how much he 'supposedly' pwned him and onto a speech about being Hokage one day. Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked away.

"Sakori." he called out, the little girl looking up to her father and hugging him. "Next time, throw the rock harder." he winked, his daughter giggling. Soon both Seiko and Idari ran up to him, looking a little down.

"Tousan, a-ano, I'm hungry." the Uchiha informed rubbing his stomach. A slight growl came from not one, but two of the children.

Sasuke looked at them, although with a smooth facial expression, he panicked. What they hell did Sakura give them everyday!? He couldn't remember the last time he came home for lunch, neither did he remember the last time he cooked a meal for his family.

And now it wasn't just his kids... Naruto passed on his genes to his own son too.

Now the rest of the children came up to them, with rumbling tummies also.

"I want ice cream!"

"No, sushi!"

"Onigiri!"

"Tempura!"

"Gyoza!"

"RAMEN!"

Dammit.

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"Itadakimasu!" Naruto chirped, happy he had won the food choice. As quickly as he said it he gulped down onto the ramen, a delightful taste filling his mouth. The kids paused to look at him, before going back to their own bowls.

"Neh Sasuke, what do you plan on doing this week?" asked Shikamaru in between slurps of ramen. The raven-haired boy shrugged.

"Nothing."

"Nothing? Tsk tsk. And I wonder how Sakura put up with such a boring guy like you." Neji interfered.

"She deals with it the same way Ten Ten deals with your superiority complex." Sasuke scoffed. "Besides, it's not like you'd do anything this week either."

"Hey, you're the one that ran away from Konaha at 12, and yet I have a superiority complex? Haa. And yes, I plan on taking my kids to some... what's it called... oh yes, movies."

"And I'm guessing you'll be pwning every character on the screen, correct Hyuuga?"

"Shut it Uchiha."

"Ah you two, you take this whole thing too seriously. Why don't we just leave the kids at the park then go back home and sleep? Works for me."

"Remind me why Temari married him again?" Neji whispered, at which Sasuke shrugged.

"Hey-hey you guys, I know!" Naruto intervened, wiping the soup off his face as he set his third bowl aside. "The carnival is coming this Friday, so we should go take them there!"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, Neji rubbed his chin, and Shikamaru stared.

"Naruto... that has got to be the most BRILLIANT idea ever."

"Ofcourse it is, I'm the one who thought of it!"

"Who knew the dobe had a brain?"

"Sasuke teme, shut up! It's a better idea than what you would think of!"

"Carnivals are so tiring!"

"Neh Shikamru, get a life. Seriously."

So it's set, carnival on Friday. But what will the dire guys in need of help do for the ramining days before that time?

x x x

"Uh-oh."

"Sakori, what do you mean, "uh-oh"?"

"Daddy... I gotta poo."


AN: Here ya go :) Hope ya'll liked. R&R, fav it too! Not exactly an official chapter since it's just a start-up of the week. Oh, and here's somethings you might wonder about:

Onigiri- rice balls.

Gyoza- dumplings.

Damare Yo- Shut up.

Pwned- Owned.

And some of you might be wondering why Hinata isn't here... well, I don't like her, period. Thus that's why ;) Oh, and to Snakeboy33, awesome dude, didn't know my story would inspire you that much to use for your story :D Haha well to the people who have no idea what I'm talking about, go check his story 'Yin Yang Dragon' out :) It's pretty cool yo!