Yo!sorry I got lost on the road of life. Anyways here is the official chapter 1

Akiko:Come back to bed.

Fox:Coming.

[DESCLAIMER]I do not own Naruto. Kishi said no, again.

Naruto woke up in the shit-hole he used to call his apartment."Well, today's the day. The day I change the past, or future, or something."Naruto was 13 again. However he was 5'7 and in kyuubi's opinion, well you'll find out later. He was wearing a mesh shirt with a black skin tight shirt with a black trench coat with the kanjifor fox of death on the back. He was wearing, you guessed it, black pants with extra pockets for sealing scrolls and equipment. He had a resistance seal on his torso, that was set to 32 at the time, that was shaped like a fox with a tail running down to his left hand. He had a ring on his right hand that looked like it was made out of bone. He was also wearing arm guard like things which, if you looked closely, you could see a dark glow from.

He meditated for a moment before red chakra started to pore from his stomach. Within one minute a woman was standing there. She was 5'5 with red hair that reached down to her lower back. The most noticeable feature was that she was completely nude."Natsumi-chan, wait here I'll get you some clothes."Five minutes later Narutoreturned with a bundle of clothes."I know its not much but we can go shopping later.""Its fine naruto-kun."With that she changed."Well its time for me to go. I love you.""I love you too, naruto-kun."With that Naruto heads off for the academy for the team assignment.

When he gets there he decides to sit next to Shino."What are you doing here Naruto?You have to graduate to come here."Stated Shikamaru."Whats on my forehead?""Troublesome."Thirty minutes later a rumbling was heard and not a second later Sakura and Ino burst into the room."I WON!""NO I WON FOREHEAD!""NO I'M SITTING NEXT TO SASUKE-KUN""NO I AM!"Narutowas beyond annoyed at this point."WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP!THERE ARE TWO SEATS NEXT TO HIM BOTH OF YOU TAKE ONE!"At this point everyone went silent that Naruto just did that, as well as surprised he was even there."WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!YOU FAILED!""whats on my forehead?""AND WHATS WITH THE NEW CLOTHES!YOU'LL NEVER BE COOLER THAN SASUKE-KUN!""I'm not trying to look or be cooler than him. This is just, well its kind of like a uniform.""Uniform.""Well its tough to explain. Plus I just don't want to."At this point Irukawalks in."Congrats everyone for graduating. Now for the team assignments.

After teams 1 through 6 are read off."Team 7 will be Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura,"Sakura starts cheering,"And Uzumaki Naruto,"At this point both Sakura and Naruto seem upset. Naruto manages to hide it more though,"and your sensei will be Hatake Kakashi. Team 8 will be Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, and Aburame Shino, your sensei will be Yuuhi Kurenai. Team 9 is still in circulation from last year. Team 10 will be Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino, And Akamichi Chouji, your sensei will be Sarutobi Asuma."The door opens to reveal a lazy looking man with a beard and a cigarette in his mouth."Team 10 come with me."Five minutes later a woman with red eyes and a dress that hugs her body pretty well comes in."Team 8 your with me.".

Three hours later the door opens and a guy with silver gravity defying hair with a mask covering his lower face and a hitai-ate covering his left eye."My first opinion of you all, I don't like you. Meet me on the roof. Ja ne."with that he left in a swirl of leaves and smoke. Naruto follows in a similar way.

On the roof Kakashi gets ready when he sees a puff of smoke and fire appear and disappear and Naruto left where it happened. To say Kakashi was shocked was an understatement. Shortly after the rest of the team made it up and sat down. "well, I must say I'm impressed. That's a chunnin level jutsu. "How does that dobe know a jutsu like that? I should have that power!" Sasuke thought.

"So! Tell me your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams." Kakashi said. "Could you go first Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura said. "Alright. My name is Kakashi Hatake. My likes and dislikes, I don't feel like telling you that, my hobbies, well I have lots of hobbies, and dreams for the future, I don't want to tell you that." "All he told us was his name." Both Sakura and Sasuke thought. "More like you like reading porn in public you hate those who dislike your porn, your hobby is to read porn, and your dream is to meet Jaraiya and get his autograph." Naruto said holding in his laughter at Kakashi's face.

"Alright then you can go first, smart-mouth." "My name is Naruto Uzumaki, my likes are training, creating new jutsu, killing those who make me mad, and a certain fox. My dislikes are fan-girls, rapists, and arrogant bastards with ten foot poles shoved up there ass. My hobbies are training and spending time with my friends. My dream is to make my master proud and maybe even take his place one day." "Master?" the other three thought. Next you pinkie. "Pinkie?""I've heard better."

"My name is Sakura Haruno, my likes(Stares at Sasuke), my dislikes, Ino-pig and Naruto-baka!" "What I do?" "My hobbies(stares at Sasuke), my dreams(stares at Sasuke with a blush)" "You next Duck-Ass." "My name is Sasuke Uchiha, my likes are nothing, I hate everything, and my dream is more of an ambition because I will make it happen, I will kill a certain someone and restore my clan." "He's so cool!" Sakura thought.

"Great an emo avenger, a fan-girl, at least the blond seems somewhat normal." "Great, meet me at training ground seven at five A.M. Tomorrow for your survival test, and don't eat breakfast, you'll throw up. Ja ne." "See ya." With that Narutoleft for training ground nine. "Time to show up Neji."With that he started laughing. That is until Shinigami interrupted hom "Naruto, I got a gift for you." "What kind of gift?" "One to let you show up that sensei of yours, hehehe." "Alright see you in a minute." with that Naruto headed home to tell Natsumi how he had to meet Shinigami. He opened the door to see her sitting on the couch reading a book "Natsumi-chan." "Naruto-kun! I missed you." "Hehehe. I missed you too, Natsumi-chan. I have to meet Shinigami-sama." "Aahh. What does he want?" "He said he has something for me to show up my sensei." with that they started laughing at what it could be. "Alright but don't take too long. I got a gift for you for graduating." " I won't." with that he took a kunai from his pouch and stabbed it through his throat.


So, what did you think of Chapter One?

Jack:It was OK.

Sparrow:Meh

Akiko:It was great Fox-kun.

Fox:Thanks Akiko-chan

Shinigami:So what now?

Fox, Sparrow, Jack, and Akiko:GET DRUNK!

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