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Gilbert Beilschmidt Blog
By waterrain
I'm the cool and awesome, Gilbert Beilschmidt. However at the moment…I'm not feeling awesome….I know it is a complete shocker since I'm always so damn awesome, but maybe I'm sick or something.
My little bruder is a bit sick. He is sneezing like crazy along with coughing and completely ignoring me! How can anyone ignore me?
I streaked around the house, but he didn't yell at me for being indecent or snapped at me in that Drill Segrent Voice 'Put On Your Clothes Now, Bruder.' I decided to drink from the milk carton, but my little bruder didn't lecture me or scold me for drinking from the milk carton. I kept on saying over and over again to him 'I'm Awesome', but he just stayed silent instead of saying 'Bruder, Shut Up. You are not Awe-'
Anyway, No matter what I did or said he didn't say a single word to me…It is not like I'm feeling unawesome because my little bruder is ignoring me and not saying anything to me…I'm going to check his email.
Alright, My bruder typed in an email to his three friends 'Do Not Call Me. My throat is sore and I'm not going to talk for an unknown amount of time.'
I feel my inner awesomeness, coming back, and it's growing at a rapid rate…I'M AWESOME! Cheer and rejoice for my feeling of awesomeness is back!
It is not like I had felt unawesome because my little bruder was not talking to me. It is not like I felt a bit depressed and shed a few silent tears inside of a locked bathroom door at the thought of my own bruder ignoring me.
By the way, Francis. You are my best friend, Ja. So here is some friendly advise Do Not Grope Mein Kleiner Bruder for he would kick your balls without hesitating since my little bruder wouldn't care and wouldn't feel any sort of pity.
Also he might sick his pipe carrying Russian friend on you, Francis. Oh and I would have downgrade you from being MY BEST FRIEND down to MERELY A FRIEND if you touch my baby bruder's ass. Seriously, Think about the risks involved on groping my bruder's ass and the after math of it.
Antonio, I agree with you on how my bruder looks cute when he is sleeping…Anyway it is awesome having a little bruder. Heh, It is a lot of fun pissing him off and trying to see if he believes the stuff I say to him….Although, Sadly he looks up the information or he refers to a book rather than blindly believing what I tell him.
Oh Why oh why did I get a smart bruder instead of a dumb one? I wish I had a dumb little bruder that would listen and believe everything I told him….
Roderich, You are a liar…My bruder does admire me!
He secretly admires my epic awesomeness deep down inside of his beating heart!
My bruder wants to be just like my awesome self!
Also I was not stalking you, Roderich. I was just passing by with my awesome stuffed panda bear toy and saw you paying for a cheap shirt. Seriously, That shirt cost only a dollar!
Everyone wants to be like me, but there can only be the one and awesome me which is ME not ANYONE ELSE. My body is still sexy and everyone still wants to tap me, but everyone can keep on dreaming about having the awesome me.
Anyway, I'm going to check up on Ludwig and see how he is doing after all I don't want him to die on me...Right now he could be crying upstairs from not seeing me for about thirty minutes...Ludwig, Your AWESOME older Brother is Coming to SAVE YOU from being ALONE and to stop YOUR TEARS! Bye from the unbelievably awesome me since I have a little bruder to check up on! I'm coming, LUDDY!
Never mind, I will not grope Ludwig's ass it is not worth the trouble. I wouldn't want my precious lower regions being kicked by your little brother and I wouldn't want my precious nose being smashed by Ludwig's Russian Friend that happens to have a deadly pipe, but most of all I wouldn't want to be downgraded from being your Best Friend. I hope that Ludwig get's well soon and that you will be completely back to normal, Gilbert. –Francis
You are in complete denial about everything, Gilbert. It is useless trying to reason with you. I do hope that Ludwig will recover soon for he is the only one that can handle you and he is a good child that does not cause any trouble. I can see Ludwig becoming a Police Officer and I can see you being Arrested by him. -Roderich
What is the difference between having a dumb brother and having a smart brother? Oh and I hope that your little brother feels better soon. Lovino is coming down with a cold. Feliciano is healthy and shows no signs of any sort of sickness. -Antonio
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Ja is German for Yes
Mein Kleiner Bruder is German for My Little Bruder
