Hey there, guess it's tomorrow huh, So I'm posting this hope you like it. M for moments of nakedness. Also I no own One Piece wish I did but I don't.
PS I would love you forever if you told me what you think
Zoro threw the covers from around Sanji's waist to the floor. As it fluttered down Zoro unbuttoned the dress shirt that the cook was wearing and took it off. Without looking at Sanji he then did the same thing with his pants and boxers. This is when he finally looked at the chef.
Sanji's body wasn't his, his hair now reached past his shoulders, the shoulders were more narrow than before matching his graceful neck that didn't have an adam's apple, and his chest, Zoro gulped, those breasts most defiantly weren't a guy's.
"Zoro! What do you mean the-OH MY GOD! SANJI!" Zoro turned to the tiny doctor, who was staring at the naked cook. His eye's were bugging out of his head.
"Go get Luffy and Robin," Zoro took the cooks thin wrist in his hand "Reverse-brow's pulse is returning to normal, with any luck he'll wake up soon. But if he wakes up like this I want someone here who can hold him down, and this is something that the captain should be the first to know. Then tell the others but make sure they don't come in here." The doctor looked at the swordsman, he didn't think he had Zoro say that many words at one time before. "Chopper! Now!"
"Right, keep an eye on him, and put the sheet back on." The doctor ran out to the small crowd that had formed in front of the medical room.
"Chopper-bro what's going on."
"I'll tell everyone in a minute, Zoro needs Luffy and Robin in there, everyone else go to the aquarium room and I'll tell everyone what's going on." They looked at the doctor, his serious look told them that they should do exactly what he said to do.
"Alright doctor-san, captian-san?"
"Right" he pulled down Hat so it partially covered his eyes "Do what Chopper said we'll be down as soon as we can."
"Make sure Sanji-kun is alright." Nami turned around and began heading towards the stairway, soon everyone was heading to the stairs every now and then looking back at the sick bay. As soon as the crew was gone Robin opened the door and they walked in.
~*ZS*~
The pain had stopped, but he still felt strange his body tingled all over with the pins and needles feeling. He could hear voices, they were becoming clearer, "Will this get in the way of Sanji's dream?"
What? In the way of his dream what did that mean what happened? "No I don't think so, 'sides when would the shit-cook give up just because of something like this. I don't think it messed with his core strength, but we won't know till he wakes up"
"Do you think that Cook-san is fully...?"
"Probably, but again we won't be sure till he wakes up." What? What happened? Open eyes open. I need to know!
~*ZS*~
"Cook-san is waking up." They all looked at the bed where Sanji was laying down. Her* eyes were fluttering.
"Robin use your Hana Hana no mi powers so Reverse-brow won't see anything."
"Why?"
"Luffy it makes sense we should tell her first"
"Did you just call me 'her' Marimo?"
"Never mind Robin."
The cooks eyes were wide, with that high of a voice the cook couldn't have not known, or at least begin to guess. "W-what's with my voice?" She cover her mouth and sat up, really fast. She looked down at her still naked body and began to hyperventilate.
"Sanji! Sanji calm down don't-"
"AAAHHHHHH-"
"I told you shit-cook don't scream." Zoro had put his hand on the cooks mouth. Turning to Robin "Go get her some clothes." She nodded and left.
"Sanji's shaking again!"
"It's shock, go get Chopper, Luffy."
"Right!" After Luffy left Zoro took his hand from the cook's mouth. She was still shaking like a leaf, her eyes wide. Sighing he lifted the sheet from where it had fallen on the floor for the second time that day and wrapped the cook in it.
"Curly-brow, Reverse-brow, Shit-cook, Curly-cook" When this didn't do anything after this he decided to risk it. "Shit-cook I used your kitchen."
"WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!" She stood up, forgetting that she was naked and kicked Zoro straight into (not though, Chopper would be mad) the wall.
"Glad to have you back Shit-cook, you acting like a little girl was getting old really fast." Zoro smiled from his indent (Chopper was going to kill both of them later) in the wall. 'At least Sanji's strength hasn't changed.' But he stopped smiling and looked away when he realized something. "Please cover up though."
~*ZS*~
The crew, other than those above deck, looked at the ceiling.
"Well at least we know Sanji-chan** is back to normal."
"Wonder what Swordsman-bro told her?"
"Yo ho ho, maybe he asked what color her panties will be."
"I don't think so."
"Do you think that the thud was Sanji putting Zoro through the wall?"
"Don't worry Chopper-bro I'll fix it later"
"When?"
"After they're not in there." He didn't want to have to fix something twice.
~*ZS*~
"I believe that these all should fit cook-san." Robin was still smiling from coming in the room and finding the swordsman and cook blushing and looking away from each other with the latter wrapped in the sheet.
"Thanks Robin-chan, when we reach the next port I'll look for a tailor to altar some of my suits, and give these back to you." The girl said plucking at the pants and shirt, not even looking at the undergarments.
"Let me help you with the bra cook-san" The archeologist said noticing the cooks behavior. Without waiting for an answer she grabbed the discarded bra and put it on the blushing blond. Adjusting the clasp she then grabbed the underwear and handed it to her. "Unless you want me to help with those to."
The blond blushed more if possible. "N-no thank you Robin-chan." She put her left leg in them and repeated with her right one. She then grabbed the pants and put them on and found that they were to short. "Robin-chan they're to short."
Robin frowned "Stand up straight please cook-san"
"Sure Robin-chan" after doing what Robin said to do. The archeologist circled the cook.
"Hmm, seems like your still the same height as before no wonder navigator-san's pants don't fit you. I thought that you might have gotten shorter, but I guess not let me get you one of my pairs. I'll also see about shoes. Try on the shirt cook-san I'll be right back." Robin left taking the pants with her. When she went outside she saw Zoro was leaning against the wall looking like he might fall asleep where he stood. "You should sleep swordsman-san."
"In a minute I need to tell Sanji something." He blushed "Is she decent?"
"Never took you as the shy type swordsman-san."
"Not it's just a little weird is all."
"Knock first, sadly navigator-san's pants didn't fit, so right now cook-san doesn't have any." She noted that Zoro had said Sanji not one of the many nick-names he normally used.
"Thanks."
Robin walked off smiling 'Things are going to get much more interesting around here.'
~*ZS*~
"So why are you here Marimo?"
"Once we found out that the lake was cursed we turned around and headed back to the island, but when it came back into view it vanished. Nami thinks that the lake island might have been a mirage island, and that we might never see it again."
Sanji's eyes widened at that then he just started laughing. "Whats so funny cook?" Zoro was getting worried. Most people would have started crying when told they might be stuck as the opposite gender for the rest of their lives.
"I-it's just, hah ha, th-that I ran from those damn okama for, ha hah, two, ha, years. Six months of that was running, ha, from that queen and his-her-it's claws. Trying to avoid something like this" She indicated her body, finishing laughing, "from happening. I finally get back to the crew and away from them, and this happens." She smiled at Zoro causing him to blush. "And I find I don't mind it that much, mostly because I can still kick your ass"
"You caught me of guard is all, I can beat you easily."
"Whatever cyclops, let me get pants and shoes. Then lets spar."
"Fine with me." Zoro walked out of the room and Robin came back in.
"These should fit also I found a pair of boots of mine that had steel toes. I thought you might like to try them on."
"Thanks Robin-chan." He took the pants from Robin and put them on, like the shirt they were black, the boots to, and surprisingly they both fit unlike the jeans that she had brought earlier. "They fit! Thanks Robin-chan, now to beat the Marimo's ass."
As the blonde walked out Robin chuckled knowing that everything was starting to go back to normal, or what qualified as normal for the Straw Hat Pirates.
TO BE CONTINUED...
* Sanji will be refered to as 'she' from now on just because it's less confusing than switch back and forth
** Nami will refer to Sanji as Sanji-chan, cause -kun is for boys. Just so ya know if you haven't guessed
