FantasyFreak03: What does Sasuke do when the show is focused on somebody else? What does he really do? All of these questions will be answered.

One day, Sasuke started to walk away from his group, when Neji saw him.

"Where are you going Sasuke?" asked Neji with his little stupid Neji look on his face.

"I'm uh… going to uh… a bean factory?" said Sasuke.

I know… stupid answer. But Neji is so stupid; you couldn't expect him to suspect anything. I guess Sasuke realized how stupid Neji really was.

"Oh ok!" said Neji. "Don't eat too many. I did and I got some REALLY bad gas."

"Wait…. Don't you mean you HAD some really bad gas?" said Sasuke.

"Nope!"

Sasuke began to run. All though, he did not know that behind him was Sakura, wondering why he left the group. If you are wondering, when all of this was happening, Naruto and Neji were fighting over pudding and salt. But that's another story

Sakura was watching as Sasuke pressed a button on his big ass neck band. The neck band covered his whole entire face. 'So that's why he wears that all the time!' Sakura thought.

Sasuke rushed into a building. Sakura didn't even bother to look at the sign she passed and walked right on in. She saw Sasuke run into the bathroom.

"Eww…." She said to herself as she saw Sasuke run into the bathroom.

"Uhm… H-hi S-s-sakura-chan." said a timid voice.

Sakura looked behind her…. There was Hinata wearing a tutu. 'Eww….' thought Sakura. "Ugh… Hey Hinata." She said with a sigh.

"W-w-what are you d-d-doing h-here? Are you here to see the b-b-ballet t-teacher? He's s-s-so good" said Hinata in a happy voice. "I'm t-taking these l-lessons so I can impress N-n-n-n-Naruto-kun" Hinata said, with a deep red blush on her face.

"I'm taking these lessons so I can impress Itachi!" Said a voice.

Sakura looked behind her. There was a ghost! She screamed "Who the hell are you!"

"Me? Well I'm the ghost of Richie. Itachi killed me many years ago… but I forgive him. Does this tutu make me look fat?"

"Umm…" Sakura couldn't say anything. She didn't want to insult him… and if she said no he would know she was lying….. He did look fat in that tutu. So Sakura just ran away.

Out of the bathroom came Sasuke Uchiha…… in a ballerina tutu! "Okay class let's begi- Sakura! What are you doing here!" yelled Sasuke.

"I could be asking you the same thing!" said Sakura. "Sasuke-kun…you take ballet?"

"No… I don't take ballet…I teach it. It's easy. I even met up with Itachi's," Suddenly Sasuke fell to the floor and started to foam at the mouth. He twitched the same place for a few minutes, but got back up again. "Sorry, I do that whenever I say him name… Anyway, his friend's ghost. He's really improving too."

Sakura watched as Richie jumped up in the air and fell back down. 'Yeah… really improved, eh? I would hate to see him before.' She thought.

"Anyway… I got to get back to work. These people can't learn dance by themselves!" said Sasuke.

"Lesson be learned people." Said Sakura. "Never steal Itachi's cookie. Or you'll end up like Richie."

"Shut up…." Said Richie.

"Itachi-kuuuuuun!" a random rabid fangirl named Liz who is the author's best friend, screamed in the back round.

"Damn fangirls!" everyone shouted.