The Goddess and Me Chapter 2
Note*Some stuff here is owned by nintendo.
It was after Period 5 in the beginning of the day that I have my quiz. Madoka is in her human form with her old school uniform, hair style and all. She used her goddess powers to disguise herself as a Japanese transfer student.
Madoka may not be in a goddess form, but her pink hair and uniform like clothes did show a lot of attention. Some students even question about her hair color while others just dismiss it as her dyeing her hair. Some people dye their hair in my school so it wasn't much of a big deal after the first class.
Madoka: People here are more rude. At my old school, everyone often say nice things about each others hair. Some people have blond hair or blue hair. Its even their natural hair color.
Me: Well, multicolored hair not common in this neighborhood or this country. Except for the blond, thats pretty normal.
The strange part about heading to Per. 1 was that a helicopter trashed the place. How did that happen? Well, it was this crazy idea I had when I woke up to let my AP English teacher own a helicopter and let him have an extreme morning.
Madoka: What?
Me: My English teacher always wanted a helicopter. I thought that it would nice if you can use your magic to make it so. [Yawn]
Madoka: If it were to benefit someone, I guess I'll do it.
Me: Also, let my teacher have an epic morning with it too.
Madoka: What do you mean by 'epic morning'?
In an instant at my AP Teacher woke up seeing a helicopter in his front yard. He went out with his sleeping clothes to observe it and went inside. Suddenly, the doors locked and the helicopter started working by itself.
It started flying and my teacher struggled to control it. It flew started piercing through the air, faster than what a regular helicopter can do. Suddenly the military came to go after my teacher.
Military guy: Sir, please land your helicoptor.
My teacher tries, but with no success. He ended up shooting them with missles which was not intentional. Then an army of Kaiju(Giant Monsters) appeared and my teacher accidently activated the lasers that killed off all of the Kaiju. The whole thing was like two hours I think and is like Pacific Rim or Godzilla.
Since my teacher isn't a train pilot, he ends up crashing into his classroom. Only a side of it. Everything else looks somewhat okay, but the classroom still had some damages.
That's where me and Madoka comes in. Along with some students, we enter the room, we see the rubble and disaster in the classroom. My teacher manages to get out of the helicopter by punching it.
English Teacher in a tired out tone: Alright class, we have a quiz today.
He thens falls down unconscious.
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Everything else was a breeze until period 3 chemistry with the test.
Chemistry Teacher: Today I need you to know about lab safety and not touch the acid.
A student ends up touching some acid and burns her hand.
Chemistry Teacher: What did I tell you? Now we need to call 911 for help.
Madoka starts feeling bad for the girl so she help fix the acid damage to her hand, but that didn't stop 911 from coming and taking her away. The Goddess was too late for that.
Chemistry Teacher: Now we will start on the real experiment. First we...
The Chemistry accidently slipped on a nuclear puddle and got some strange acid on him. It was all thanks to some jerk in class that did it.
All I did was whisper to Madoka saying that...
Me: Could you give him spider powers? It would be cool ya know.
Madoka was not listening and just did it because she was panicing about the acid on the teacher. At least we have a real life Spider-man.
Suddenly the teacher got up all fine and was surprised that it was all okay. He held onto a desk, but it ended up sticking to it. He tries to get if off, but accidently got his sticky spider hands onto his face. He was stumbling back blindly as he ended up falling into more dangerous chemicals.
He ended up going to the hospital and chemistry class was dismissed again. Madoka used her powers to put him back to normal, but he was off to a better place. No its not death, its the hospital and he gets to meet the nurses.
I blame Willy Wonka for this.
Video Production class was nothing much except...
Me: I'm recording my own music video! E-QUACH IS IN THE HOUSE!
Madoka is in the background as a DJ with some of my classmates using newer equipment. People who are doing nothing join in the video with me.
My song: Just going to school, playing children card games.
All those ladies here want to #$# $# $ #$!
And a # #$ %%^%$&^%$!
Motel, Hotel, Intel, Microsoft.
Let me tell you something b*&*#, I just don't f&^*in care!
I ain't rhyming anymore cuz just rap whatever I want!
The stuff I'm saying is full of s$%^ anyways!
...
The dubstep was too powerful that the spotlight broke and fell off the celling. It ended up landing on my teacher.
Me: Oh 'god', will you be alright?
Ms.B: My last words to you is that your music video was amazing and also...
Me: Yes.
Ms. B: I'm suddenly okay.
The teacher surprisingly got up all fine after Madoka healed her. Everyone was shocked on how the teacher just gets up and act as if nothing has happen.
Ms. B: How did this happen? I was dying for one minute and the next I was all okay.
Me: Thank the new transfer student since she's magical.
Madoka begins to feel nervous: Uh, your welcome, and Erik, would you not show me off to people?
After all of that, it was lunch time and Madoka was pretty upset with me.
Madoka: Everything I do ends up hurting your teachers.
Me: Its not completely your fault. I mean, Willy Wonka was responsible for that chemical spill that Mr. H fell onto. Everything else was my fault.
Yes, the actual Willy Wonka from that movie did it and did not get arrested.
Madoka: Can we spend the rest of the school day normally?
Me: No promises.
Madoka: Erik, please. I don't want anyone else get hurt. We can do all of that fun goddess stuff after school.
Me: Meep.
Madoka: I'll take that as a yes.
Before math class started or at the end of lunch, we saw my teacher in depression since the Angels lost their game last night. I try to ask Madoka is she can do anything, but she says...
Madoka: No, not this time!
Me: But why?
Madoka: Remember your English, Video Production and Chem class.
Me: Everyone makes mistakes.
Madoka: You promised that we are going to have a normal day of school today, whether you like it or not.
Me: I said meep.
Madoka: I took that as a yes.
Me: It wasn't a yes or a no, it was a meep.
Madoka: I'm not going to use my godly powers because people will get hurt. Do you want that?
Me: Fine, I'll stop nagging you until after school. How's that?
Madoka: Okay.
My friend Joey appears out of nowhere: So what are you two talking about.
Madoka: Nothing.
Juan: Erik, is that your new girlfriend? Don't lie to me.
Hector, another friend that's got involved: Did I hear someone having a girlfriend.
Me: Hell yeah mother f*ers. Madoka and I are getting started.
Madoka blushed: Don't lie Erik. We are not in a relationship.
Me: Damn it.
Joey: Knew it.
Erik: Forever alone buddies.
Joey and Hector: Forever alone buddies.
We all did a fist bump. I did see Madoka being shocked about how we can have pride in lonliness. She was sadden that there was ever a thing called forever alone.
Madoka: Don't you find it sad to be forever alone?
Me: It sucks not having girlfriends, but its best to have friends at least. I'm not totally alone, just don't have a date.
Joey: I forgot that I actually do have a girlfriend.
Me: Shut up.
Madoka continued to not use her powers for the rest of the school day to avoid more problems and injuries. I even try to control myself to not ask her to do anything even though I want some spice in my average life.
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Somewhere afar in a plane, a raven-hair girl sat at a first class seat in an airplane.
Flight Attendant: More strange purple Gatorade Ms. Akemi.
Homura: Yes please.
The Flight Attendant pour some of that strange Gatorade into the empty cup. This was no ordinary plane. Homura looked outside and saw the plane going through a vortex to my dimension. How she got a ticket to a plane like this remains a mystery? Our best guest is that Doctor Who was involved.
Homura smiled that she was not only be able to travel through dimensions, but also get to see Madoka again. Homura drank as she gazed at the streaming inner part of the vortex.
Homura: Homu Homu.
...
Schools out, now time for crazy things to happen. We start during my video game club.
Me: This here is video game club. The place I go to every after school on Mondays and Fridays.
Madoka: A club like that exist?
Anthony, a friend of mine in the club: Oh hey, your new here?
Madoka: Yes.
Anthony: Well, hi, my name is Anthony. You must be?
Madoka: Madoka Kaname.
Anthony: Are you like Japanese or something?
Madoka: Yes I'm Japanese.
Me: And a Goddess.
Madoka: Erik!
Erik: I got an idea about what we can do today. How about a real life Super Smash Bros. battle?
Madoka: Huh.
Me: Yeah, you can use your magic to set everything up for a crazy Super Smash Bros. fight and not let us die or seriously injured.
Madoka: I think that idea is sort of fun. Its decided, I will create a real Super Smash Bros. battle and will try my best to make it be like the game and no one get seriusly hurt or dies.
Me: Who wants to join?
Everyone in the club wants to join the fight. First guys playing are me, Madoka, Anthony, and another friend of mine named Albert. I might be a geek, but I'm geek with friends for the record. I know a lot of people.
The stage was set in the battle field from Smash Bros. we all get ready for battle.
Albert: Question, what's our move set?
Me: Whatever you want.
I started punching Antonio over and over again.
Anthony: Oh f*#$ man, quit the spamming.
Me: NEVER!
Albert uses a sword while Madoka uses her godly bow. She shot an arrow and Albert dodged it quickly because of video game logic. Albert than lands a big slash, sending Madoka off the stage. Even though Madoka is a goddess, Albert is good at playing Smash Bros.
Albert: OHHHH! You got owned.
Finally I stop spamming and actually started fight with a combonation of punches and sword slashes. Anthony was able to dodge and annoy he hell out of me.
Me: Damn it Daddy, why you no die?
Anthony: Because f*&^ you.
I called him Daddy because that's his nickname in Smash Bros. I have no idea why, but I seen weirder and funnier names.
I was finally was able to do the most ultimate move which is the...
Me: FALCON PUNCH!
Sadly I missed Anthony and got a bomb killing everyone on stage. Luckily Madoka is safe because she has just came back and is invulnerable temporary. Everyone was back on a platform and continued to slaughter each other.
I manage to get a hammer and started pounding everyone in my way. Three points for me. Finally the smash ball appears and we all try to reach for it. I noticed that Madoka was holding back, but I didn't mind. I used some random sword to reach the smash ball, but Anthony had a gun and shot it.
Looks like we have to see it for ourselves about what would Anthony's special would be like. Apparently, its has butt-naked angels.
Me: Holy s*#$, its the butt-naked angels.
Albert: Your copying Pit's special.
Madoka: Why do you guys call it that? They are called Centurions.
Albert and I started laughing cause there's butt-naked angels after us. They were all going after us and Madoka was too serious the whole time as she dodged while we get our asses kicked. At least none of us dies.
Anthony then got an AK-47 and started shooting randomly. I got some sort of blaster from Halo and started shooting and occasionally use my sword if I got near to someone. Albert just duel wield some guns and this is becoming a first person shooter game. At least Madoka still uses her bow and arrow.
I was damage so much that I flew off the stage and everyone else was brawling it out.
Me as I appear back on the stage: F#$% you all. Your all are f*&^ing dead!
I got back and started f#$%ing everyone with my f#$%ing sword. I was all like a Samurai and s#$%. Yeah I'm cursing a lot, but that's just I feel in battle. I started b#$%^ slapping everyone and I got shanked by Albert. Everyone got an arrow to the knee by Madoka and my friends and I said together.
My friends and me: F#%*!
Another smash ball appears and Madoka got it with her bow and arrow. She shot in the air and it rained down a storm of arrows.
My friends and me: AHHHHHHHHH!
We all got KO'd and Madoka won. Everything got turned back to normal.
Madoka: That was pretty fun.
Albert: Tell me about it.
After that, more people in the club join in more of these battles and it was epic.
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Note*Sorry I took so long, had some set backs and school. Hope you like this chapter and also Homura will come soon.
