For Ever and Ever
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Note from Magisch: Hello folks! Miss me? Thought not. Anyhoo, welcome to the REVISED EDITION of Forever and Ever. The origonal version (Chapter 1 : The Fluffy Pointless Version) was way too fluffy for even me to stand (and the fluffier the fic, the happier I am!!) So, I decided to expand this fic into a long Chapter story! *waves American and U.K. Flags while confetti streams from the ceiling* Oh, and to explain the Prophetic Dreams - they are the reason she hates Dividination. Professor Trelawny was an insult to predicting the future. Maybe I'll make a huge comeback and write a series of fics with the "Hermione" I created! :D Anyhoos, enjoy the Longer Abridged version! Okay, this note is too long. God Bless America! :D Note continued in Chapter 2 of the REVISED EDITION - which will be posted if I can get on the damn Computer! (Dude, I got a DELL!!) Well, enjoy!
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"HERMIONE!!! WAKE UP!!! WE'RE ALMOST LATE FOR CLASS!" Hermione opened her eyes and looked up to see Parvati Patil shaking her awake.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?"
"Breakfast was over an hour ago," said Lavender Brown.
"I don't remember you ever doing that in our six years together here at Hogwarts! It's a bloody miracle!" Said Ron, trying desprately not to laugh.
"Yeah, especially since it's our first day of classes!" Harry added, not helping Ron much by laughing so hard he fell over.
"Harry! Ron! GET OUT!!!" Hermione shouted, still groggy from her odd dream.
"Yes Ma'am." Harry and Ron said in unison, bowing their way out of the girl's dorm.
After Hermione quickly threw on some robes and gathered her books, she ran to Potions nearly running over Harry.
"Hey! We still got time before class! There's no reason to run!" Harry said as he helped Hermoine up.
"Sorry Harry. So, where's Ron?"
"Snape's having a little chat with Ron about turning Draco's hair blue."
Hermione giggled. "If only he made it red and gold!" She then went into a Colin Creevey impression with an imaginary camera. "Oy, Draco! Over here! Turn this way. Yes, baby. You're smashing!That sneer is purfect Dahling! Mauvelous! Turn your head just a smige. Magnifique!" (Note: I was reading CoS and watching Austin Powers at the time. Please forgive me! :D)
Harry and Hermione exploded into fits of laughter.
"Well, we'd better hurry to Potions so Snape can't take points from Gryffindor for us being tardy!" Harry walked down the corridor, whistling. Halfway down, he stopped and turned. "'Mione! You coming?"
"Yep!" Hermione replied, smiled, and ran to catch up with Harry - her crush and best friend.
*** Later That Day ***
"Well, then this one guy I met, his name was Jamie, used the worst pickup line!
He said 'If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!' Wasn't that pathetic?"
Hermione and the other Gryffindor girls laughed. She seemed to be in the spotlight since her trip with Harry and the Weasleys to America during the summer.
"Really?" Parvati squealed. "Was he cute?"
"If you like Draco Malfoy clones," Hermione replied sourly.
"Eewwww! Draco? In America?" Lavender asked in her ditzy way.
"But then there was this total babe. The hottest guy on Myrtle Beach-"
"Moaning Myrtle has a Beach in America?"
"No, Parvati. Anyway, Babe and Hot is American slang for handsome. The hot guy's name was Adrian Rydell! It was a good thing Harry and Ron weren't around. They don't even know about it. He looked a lot like Harry, except he had Ice-Blue eyes, and an awful sneer, much like Draco's. He was stalking me-"
"Who was stalking you?"
"Oh! Um, hi Harry! Ron!"
"Who was stalking you?" Harry repeated.
Before replying, Hermione gave the other girls a look that plainly said: Shut Up Or Else.
"Draco, who else? He was following me at me on my way down to the Great Hall without saying anything to his cronies, staring at me intently. He's been doing that a lot lately... It gave me a creepy feeling," Hermione lied quickly.
"Hey, Hermione, could you show me your Colin impression?" Ron chimed in.
"Sure!" she said and stood up. "Oy, Draco! Turn here! Yes, yes! That sneer is purfect!
Marvelous! Turn your head just a little. Magnifique!" Hermione said in her close-to-the-real-thing Colin voice.
The Gryffindor Table laughed.
"What do you want, Mudblood?"
Hermione magicked a camera.
"Oy, Draco!..." She got into her whole Colin Creevey routine, gathering snickers from every table in the Great Hall, except for Slytherin's, of course.
"What's so funny?" Draco demanded.
That just made Harry, Hermione, and Ron laugh harder.
"Nice, erm, hairdo Draco. It's totally happening in America!" Ron said between fits of laughter. He was now dubled over on the floor laughing.
"I bet your family starved after that trip Weasel."
Hermione waved her wand and developed the film.
"Here, Draco! Look at this!"
She handed a photo of him - with Red and Gold hair that said, "Go Gryffindor!"
*** The Next Day ***
"So, Ron has detention for how long?"
"The next three weeks. Too bad he couldn't come to Hogsmeade with us, Hermi."
"Harry, how many times have I told you and Ron to stop calling me 'Hermi' or 'Herm'!
Just because my Mom calls me that doesn't give you or Ron the same right!"
"What about Luke, or Jimmie, or Grant, or Joey, or..."
"Shut up. You're acting like a mother hen."
:: Hey, wait a minute! :: Hermione thought. :: This is familar. My dream yesterday! Then Harry will put on a sad puppy face, and say- ::
"You really think so?" Harry said with a sad puppy face.
:: Oh God! I haven't had a Prophetic dream since last year, when Harry and Voldemort had a final showdown... ::
"No. Besides, how do you know about Luke?"
"Oh, I, um, ah..." Harry studdered, blushing.
"So that's why the bushes were moving! You and Ron were spying on me!"
"Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry. If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U next to I."
Hermione giggled. "Harry," she whispered in his ear. "We are together."
Harry smiled. "Do-do you want to go to the Three Broomsticks? With me?"
"Oh, Harry, of course I do! Are we not friends? And since when have you ever bothered to actually ask me to go with you?"
"Of course! Let's go- my treat!" He smiled.
"You mean it Harry?"
"Why not?"
"I don't know..."
She was silenced by a soft kiss from Harry. She wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him back. Little did the two lovebirds know that Ginny and Colin, - who were dating at the time - were waiting for them outside the Three Broomsticks, and were watching the whole scene with smiles, then sneaked silently in the pub.
"Wow..." Hermone breathed as Harry broke the kiss. She noticed to pink circles were appearing on Harry's cheeks.
"Er-"
Hermione put a finger to his lips, still warm from their kiss. "Let's go! You're paying!" She said cheerily, taking Harry's hand and pratically dragging him into the quaint pub.
"Finally!" Ginny shouted as Harry and Hermione walked into the Three Broomsticks hand-in-hand. Ginny and Colin had gotten a booth and flagged Harry and Hermione down to sit with them.
After a few Butterbeers, Harry and Hermione left Ginny and Colin to go outside. Both were dying to tell Ron about his sister snogging Creevey, among other things. It looked like their Seventh year was going to be the most memorable.
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Note from Magisch: Hello folks! Miss me? Thought not. Anyhoo, welcome to the REVISED EDITION of Forever and Ever. The origonal version (Chapter 1 : The Fluffy Pointless Version) was way too fluffy for even me to stand (and the fluffier the fic, the happier I am!!) So, I decided to expand this fic into a long Chapter story! *waves American and U.K. Flags while confetti streams from the ceiling* Oh, and to explain the Prophetic Dreams - they are the reason she hates Dividination. Professor Trelawny was an insult to predicting the future. Maybe I'll make a huge comeback and write a series of fics with the "Hermione" I created! :D Anyhoos, enjoy the Longer Abridged version! Okay, this note is too long. God Bless America! :D Note continued in Chapter 2 of the REVISED EDITION - which will be posted if I can get on the damn Computer! (Dude, I got a DELL!!) Well, enjoy!
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"HERMIONE!!! WAKE UP!!! WE'RE ALMOST LATE FOR CLASS!" Hermione opened her eyes and looked up to see Parvati Patil shaking her awake.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?"
"Breakfast was over an hour ago," said Lavender Brown.
"I don't remember you ever doing that in our six years together here at Hogwarts! It's a bloody miracle!" Said Ron, trying desprately not to laugh.
"Yeah, especially since it's our first day of classes!" Harry added, not helping Ron much by laughing so hard he fell over.
"Harry! Ron! GET OUT!!!" Hermione shouted, still groggy from her odd dream.
"Yes Ma'am." Harry and Ron said in unison, bowing their way out of the girl's dorm.
After Hermione quickly threw on some robes and gathered her books, she ran to Potions nearly running over Harry.
"Hey! We still got time before class! There's no reason to run!" Harry said as he helped Hermoine up.
"Sorry Harry. So, where's Ron?"
"Snape's having a little chat with Ron about turning Draco's hair blue."
Hermione giggled. "If only he made it red and gold!" She then went into a Colin Creevey impression with an imaginary camera. "Oy, Draco! Over here! Turn this way. Yes, baby. You're smashing!That sneer is purfect Dahling! Mauvelous! Turn your head just a smige. Magnifique!" (Note: I was reading CoS and watching Austin Powers at the time. Please forgive me! :D)
Harry and Hermione exploded into fits of laughter.
"Well, we'd better hurry to Potions so Snape can't take points from Gryffindor for us being tardy!" Harry walked down the corridor, whistling. Halfway down, he stopped and turned. "'Mione! You coming?"
"Yep!" Hermione replied, smiled, and ran to catch up with Harry - her crush and best friend.
*** Later That Day ***
"Well, then this one guy I met, his name was Jamie, used the worst pickup line!
He said 'If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!' Wasn't that pathetic?"
Hermione and the other Gryffindor girls laughed. She seemed to be in the spotlight since her trip with Harry and the Weasleys to America during the summer.
"Really?" Parvati squealed. "Was he cute?"
"If you like Draco Malfoy clones," Hermione replied sourly.
"Eewwww! Draco? In America?" Lavender asked in her ditzy way.
"But then there was this total babe. The hottest guy on Myrtle Beach-"
"Moaning Myrtle has a Beach in America?"
"No, Parvati. Anyway, Babe and Hot is American slang for handsome. The hot guy's name was Adrian Rydell! It was a good thing Harry and Ron weren't around. They don't even know about it. He looked a lot like Harry, except he had Ice-Blue eyes, and an awful sneer, much like Draco's. He was stalking me-"
"Who was stalking you?"
"Oh! Um, hi Harry! Ron!"
"Who was stalking you?" Harry repeated.
Before replying, Hermione gave the other girls a look that plainly said: Shut Up Or Else.
"Draco, who else? He was following me at me on my way down to the Great Hall without saying anything to his cronies, staring at me intently. He's been doing that a lot lately... It gave me a creepy feeling," Hermione lied quickly.
"Hey, Hermione, could you show me your Colin impression?" Ron chimed in.
"Sure!" she said and stood up. "Oy, Draco! Turn here! Yes, yes! That sneer is purfect!
Marvelous! Turn your head just a little. Magnifique!" Hermione said in her close-to-the-real-thing Colin voice.
The Gryffindor Table laughed.
"What do you want, Mudblood?"
Hermione magicked a camera.
"Oy, Draco!..." She got into her whole Colin Creevey routine, gathering snickers from every table in the Great Hall, except for Slytherin's, of course.
"What's so funny?" Draco demanded.
That just made Harry, Hermione, and Ron laugh harder.
"Nice, erm, hairdo Draco. It's totally happening in America!" Ron said between fits of laughter. He was now dubled over on the floor laughing.
"I bet your family starved after that trip Weasel."
Hermione waved her wand and developed the film.
"Here, Draco! Look at this!"
She handed a photo of him - with Red and Gold hair that said, "Go Gryffindor!"
*** The Next Day ***
"So, Ron has detention for how long?"
"The next three weeks. Too bad he couldn't come to Hogsmeade with us, Hermi."
"Harry, how many times have I told you and Ron to stop calling me 'Hermi' or 'Herm'!
Just because my Mom calls me that doesn't give you or Ron the same right!"
"What about Luke, or Jimmie, or Grant, or Joey, or..."
"Shut up. You're acting like a mother hen."
:: Hey, wait a minute! :: Hermione thought. :: This is familar. My dream yesterday! Then Harry will put on a sad puppy face, and say- ::
"You really think so?" Harry said with a sad puppy face.
:: Oh God! I haven't had a Prophetic dream since last year, when Harry and Voldemort had a final showdown... ::
"No. Besides, how do you know about Luke?"
"Oh, I, um, ah..." Harry studdered, blushing.
"So that's why the bushes were moving! You and Ron were spying on me!"
"Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry. If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U next to I."
Hermione giggled. "Harry," she whispered in his ear. "We are together."
Harry smiled. "Do-do you want to go to the Three Broomsticks? With me?"
"Oh, Harry, of course I do! Are we not friends? And since when have you ever bothered to actually ask me to go with you?"
"Of course! Let's go- my treat!" He smiled.
"You mean it Harry?"
"Why not?"
"I don't know..."
She was silenced by a soft kiss from Harry. She wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him back. Little did the two lovebirds know that Ginny and Colin, - who were dating at the time - were waiting for them outside the Three Broomsticks, and were watching the whole scene with smiles, then sneaked silently in the pub.
"Wow..." Hermone breathed as Harry broke the kiss. She noticed to pink circles were appearing on Harry's cheeks.
"Er-"
Hermione put a finger to his lips, still warm from their kiss. "Let's go! You're paying!" She said cheerily, taking Harry's hand and pratically dragging him into the quaint pub.
"Finally!" Ginny shouted as Harry and Hermione walked into the Three Broomsticks hand-in-hand. Ginny and Colin had gotten a booth and flagged Harry and Hermione down to sit with them.
After a few Butterbeers, Harry and Hermione left Ginny and Colin to go outside. Both were dying to tell Ron about his sister snogging Creevey, among other things. It looked like their Seventh year was going to be the most memorable.
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