Disclaimer: I own nothing but the elf. Sort of.
Yesterday was so eventful. Jacob Black fell into a mysterious hole in the middle of some random elf's house. The elf fell in, also. It was so weird, cuz I didn't even know elves were so bitchy. My dearest Jakey-Poo and I were wandering an abandoned apartment building (though there were people all over the place) and when we walked in, (the sign on the door said "welcome!" so we figured that referred to werewolves and douche bags) and said elf hit us with a watermelon! How very rude.
I sat in the car on my way to a very sacred place. I had my swim trunks on and everything.
Traffic was terrible. I waited in a huge line of vehicles (not as nice as mine, of course) for about a half an hour. It was ridiculous.
Finally, I saw it. The beautiful pool. I went to register and got in line. A bunch of kids scattered around me and began their excited shrieking. I joined in. It truly was exciting.
They announced my name and I got the jittery feeling that my name was probably on 106.1 FM radio. I was famous!
I climbed the small ladder and sat in sliding position. I slid down and soon felt the squishy sensation of gallons and gallons of red jello. I sat there for a moment grinning. I was the happiest person alive. The nice fire man told me it was time to get out and I walked over to the small pool's ladder as best as I could. It wasn't easy to navigate through….
I needed to do that again. And so, I got in line again, and again, and again. Eventually, they stopped letting me go on and I went to the fire hose to wash off. It was freezing and I could barely stay in it for a second. I washed myself off after about ten minutes of jumping in and out of the shooting water.
I went back to my car and retrieved my towel. Then I saw a table full of food. It seemed that everything else around was free, so I asked the man for a plate of French fries. He gave them to me and as I was about to walk away he told me that I owed him two dollars. This I wasn't expecting. "They weren't free?" I asked through a mouthful.
The man heaved a sigh and said, "no," and then gestured for me to walk away. That was nice.
I got in my car soon after and began to drive away. I hit a plastic man on the way out of the parking lot.
What an exciting experience. If only Jacob were here to witness my rise to manhood.
The first paragraph probably didn't make sense to anyone but me and my friend Jill.
So there's this girl that resembles an elf and we plan on throwing both her and Jacob into a hole,
So that's that.
I did, in fact, slide into a pool full of jello. Only once, and I did not do it nearly as amusingly as M-Newtz,
but yeah.
The french fry thing happened too, I felt really bad.
So please review! (: I plan on updating other things, too, that shall take time while I sort my brain out. Even I lost track of everything, lol.
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