Disclaimer: I own nothing, with the exception of the concept behind the fic.

Notes: This came from a line in the same roleplay that spawned the first.

Warnings: This chapter? None.

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Prompt: Haste Spell + Roller-skates.

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It had seemed like a good idea at the time. Put a cadet in roller-skates, cast haste on him, then kick him down the stairs. In retrospect, it really wasn't that good of an idea, but watching the unfortunate thing flail about as he tried to regain control, then scream as he went through a wall, was the greatest entertainment he had had in a while.

However, when the Cadet burst through the wall separating Rufus from the rest of the building, that was when things went really bad. The Cadet just got a lecture on listening to idiots, but Rude...

We'll let you imagine what happened to Rude.

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