Disclaimer: I do not own Detective Conan. Nor do I own Magic Kaito.
Ne, ne! Did you see? FFnet now has a Magic Kaito section! You know who did that? (preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen) Heehee... Wow! I actually did something important!
Anyway, it gave me a plunnie. :D
My Fandom Has...
"Oh really? Well my fandom has Sherlock Holmes!"
"My fandom has Arsene Lupin!"
"Well, my fandom has football!"
"And my fandom has nice suits!"
"My fandom has..."
I rubbed my temples as the bickering continued, her icons being tossed around the screen. Why, oh why did I feel the need to request that sub-category?
Mozilla Firefox bounced off of Opera, sending it toppling into the calendar. I frowned.
"Alright, guys! Calm down before my whole system ends up in a big pile along the taskbar..." The two little characters looked up at me, still holding up their weapons. "Shinichi, put VLC back in the corner. You're not putting the cone on Kid's hed. Kid. Drop the Cookie Points file right now." I clicked the file, dragging Kid along with it as it was redeposited into the scattered folder. He landed with a thump and a protest on the Microsoft Works Task Launcher.
"It's not fair, DiGi!" he shouted, pointing at the detective. "He has thousands of fiction in his sub-category and as of 22:24, I have two! In FRENCH!"
"They're in Spanish, Kid," Shinichi corrected, plopping down on YIM.
"What does it matter? I still can't read them!" Shinichi rolled his eyes. I sighed.
"I can't help that, okay? I'm working on it, but there isn't much I can do! I'm switching sub-categories, but that's about it." The miniature thief crossed his arms and pouted, eyeing the detective with a scowl.
"Don't look at me like that! It's not my fault that no one else took the time to add it! Blame your fans! Besides, you're probably the most loved character in Detective Conan..." Shinichi trailed off. Kid perked up, turning to him.
"Really?"
"Yes, yes...now if you both could get off of my desktop, perhaps I could get a little typing done..." I growled, attempting to shoo the two away. I was really excited about typing up my Overused Book prompt...
There was a disgusted whine from the two as the thought crossed my mind.
"How could you even think about that!?" Shinichi questioned, paling. Kid looked at little thoughtful.
"Oh...right...you two can read minds..."
"Oh, the things we've seen..."
"I can only imagine..."
Kid hopped up next to Shinichi, trying to reach the Stories folder again. He flipped it open, browsing through the window.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Trying to find out what this new story you've been freaking out about is..." he muttered, flipping through the documents.
"You're not going to find anything in there...International DCFanficNut 1207 and I haven't written any of it yet..."
"Are you going to put it in my category or his cateogry?" Shinichi rolled his eyes at the comment.
"Crossovers. It will end up in both."
"So mean..." I didn't see how treating them equally was mean.
"Will you stop opening everything? You're making a mess...hey! Don't open that!"
Too late. In three seconds, nearly twelve fandoms fell out before I closed the folder. Kid and Shinichi stared at the newcomers.
"Hello there!" the blonde man in the glasses and aviator's coat called, making sure to stand in the front of the group. My head hit the desk.
"America! Stop pushing!" the one with large eyebrows protested.
There was a man in a military coat standing protectively next to a man in a suit, a couple of kids in long, red coats, mismatched ninja, another detective and doctor, another thief in a suit, and other miscellaneous characters. My head hit the desk.
"I say, Watson. It seems we've been placed behind a window of sorts."
"Oh dear..."
"Eet eez le technologie," the thief stated.
"Nii-san?"
"Don't worry, Al."
"Are we in a computer? I thought I was dead..."
"Ianto?"
"What in the..."
"..."
"Kid!?"
I looked up and noticed the blonde detective staring in horror at the thief.
"Hakuba!" we three said in unison. The chatter died down. Kid turned to Shinichi triumphantly.
"My fandom has him!" Shinichi looked at him incredulously.
"What?"
"Yeah! My fandom has Hakuba!"
"...so does mine, Kid."
"Damn it!"
"Oh, just knock it off already!"
...
The entire group erupted into screams of agony as they attempted to claw their way back into their respective folders.
"Oh the wonders of mind-reading..." I mumbled as the scene played out.
So, according to fandom, computer!Kid and computer!Conan can read minds. Not a big stretch to think that ALL computer!characters can do the same...I'm bored, guys. Forgive me.
-DiGi
