Author's Note: There's some LEMON in the beginning so if you don't like that skip towards the middle. Just a head's up. Enjoy! :)


Ring-Ring-SMACK.

Sakura cursed under her breath at Sai's alarm clock. Why the hell was it set so early? And why was it so cold? She felt around for Sai and found him gone.

'Oh shit is it time for the mission already?' Sakura thought as she sat up and began putting on her panties.

'HAHAHA you're going to make a GREAT first impression on your client and your new team.' Inner cackled.

'Oh shut UP. This is all Sai's fault.' Sakura kept on muttering as she put on one of Sai's shirts.

Sakura heard a cough and turned around to see Sai holding a cup of tea towards her. She grinned and took it, sipping it to get her daily caffeine. Sai looked at the shattered remains of his alarm clock and tsked.

"Really Sakura? Really? That's the fourth one this month." Sai said.

"Well it's not my fault I sleep over and if you want to protect your precious alarm clocks then you should just wake me up yourself." Sakura retorted.

Sai smirked. "Well Sakura, maybe I should." He murmured as he hugged her with his hands reaching down to grope her ass. Sakura blushed.

"We gotta get to our mission Sai, no stops." She said sternly but moaned when he began kissing and sucking on her neck.

"It's five in the morning Sakura, mission's at six. We got time." He murmured as his hands began fingering her bundle of nerves. Sakura twitched and moaned.

'Dammit, I already have a bit of a limp from last night!' She growled in her mind.

'Gotta admit Sakura, Sai is a sex god. A sexy, sexy chiseled man.' Inner moaned as she drooled over Sai's good looks and body.

'Oh shut u—oh shit he's fingering me!' Sakura blushed even harder and felt her knees weaken.

'Have fun little Sa-ku-ra! I'll enjoy the show!' Inner laughed and disappeared.

Meanwhile Sai managed to get Sakura to straddle him as he sat on his bed. Her shirt had been taken off and he had already begun sucking on her right breast, swirling and sucking. She moaned again as he took off her panties and put a finger inside, pumping it in and out slowly.

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Sai grinned for a second as Sakura moaned. She may be his ANBU captain but that was only during missions and right now he was going to dominate her like last night. He put his finger in and pumped it slowly, wondering how Sakura managed to stay so tight all the time. He heard her moan even louder and twitch as he put in another finger and began to pump faster. Her hips began rolling and crashed into his and he felt his erection pop up.


Sakura felt Sai's length strain in his pants as she rolled my hips into his to get his fingers deeper. She took off his shirt and then he flipped her over so he was on top and she was on the bottom. As he continued pumping his two fingers in and out of her their lips touched and soon their tongues were swirling around each other. She could feel her core coiling and she heard herself moaning even louder.

"Come for me Sakura." Sai murmured as he pumped even faster.

"I— ahh!" Sakura screamed as she felt herself coming, hard.

Panting, she pulled off his pants and paused to stare at his length. She never got over how big it was and now knew why Sai had always called Naruto 'Dickless' With Sai's length, he could insult anybody about their dicks and pull it off.

She felt the head of his length slowing inch its way into her core. She moaned wantonly and hooked one leg over his shoulder as he finally pushed it all the way in.

"Saii." She heard herself moan again. "Sai, hurry up."

"You sure?" He smirked. "Wouldn't want you to have an even bigger limp, do we now?"

She glared. "Shut up, and do it."

He smirked grew even bigger as Sakura prepared herself. "Just remember, you asked for it."

And with that he began pounding her senseless. She hooked another leg over his shoulder and cried out as he went even deeper.

"Oh my god, Sai!" She screamed out his name as she felt her insides coil up even more than last time.

He continued pounding her and she knew she was going to come.

"Sai, I'm almost there, I'm going to—Sai!" She cried out his name as she came, tightening so much he hissed. Sakura felt him keep on slamming into her as she climaxed and wondered how he was still hard. She shuddered as she climaxed again crying out his name over and over.

He grunted and climaxed too. His seed shot into her and she moaned again as she lay on the bed panting. He pulled out as watched as a creamy liquid trailed out.

He smirked annoyingly. "So Sa-ku-ra, we gotta head out now. Mission time!" He began changing into his ANBU gear. Sakura finally remembered the mission and gasped.

"What time is it? Do I have time for a shower?" Sakura said began getting up.

"Five-thirty so you should have enough time." He replied. He grinned when he saw a slight limp in her walk towards his bathroom.

"Stop looking at my limp!" She growled as she slammed the bathroom door shut.


Sai felt a presence on his windowsill and threw a kunai which was caught by a grinning Naruto. He sighed. "What do you want Dickless?"

Naruto scowled for a second but then turned bright. "I wanted to see if you wanted to go eat ramen with me!"

"Sorry, can't. My girlfriend's still in the shower." He nodded his head at his bathroom.

Naruto's eyes widened. "Oh my god. YOU have a GIRLFRIEND? What the fuck?"

"Yes. Problem Dickless?" Sai asked.

"YES. Who is it? Why would she put up with you? WHO IS IT?" Naruto's eyes began to look a little maniacal.

Sai smirked. "You'll find out soon enough. Now get out, I'll meet you there later." He pushed Naruto out of his window and closed it, ignoring the blonde's yelps of protest. He smiled. It's gonna be interesting when they find out.


Sai left before Sakura did since she had to go to her apartment to grab a couple of things. He was surprised to see everybody ten minutes early and already there, he would have expected Shikamaru to be late.

"Raccoon!" Fox yelled as he turned around to face everybody. "Did you guys know he has a GIRLFRIEND?" At this everybody seemed to go into shock, except for Stag and Hawk who already knew. Raccoon sighed.

"Dickless, shut up and wait for Dragon to come." Racoon said.

"Oh man, I can't wait to see Dragon, I bet he's gonna be SUPER HOT!" Panda squealed as Dove nodded in agreement. Stag, Hawk, and Raccoon all chuckled.

"What? What's so funny?" Dove demanded.

Hawk smirked underneath his mask. "You'll see when Dragon gets here."

They waited for a bit until Hawk muttered turned on his Byakugan to check where she was. He nodded. "Dragon's on the way." He could feel them all look towards the roof in anticipation.

"Wait is that-?" Panda asked. Dove waved her off.

"No way, that ANBU's waaay too short. Looks about five two to me." Dove said as she studied the approaching figure. Suddenly it vanished. "Wait, where'd he go? He just vanished in front of my eyes!"

Everyone except for Stag, Hawk, and Raccoon jumped into attack position as an ANBU figure suddenly appeared.

"Hey taichou. Someone's cutting it a bit close. Troublesome." Stag drawled.

Everyone relaxed but stared at the tiny petite figure who stood in front of them. The mask covered the eyes and the hair was also covered so there was no way of telling who it could be.

Wolf broke out laughing. "Are you serious?" He grabbed his stomach from laughing so hard. "THIS is Dragon? He's like, SHORT! No way!"

Hawk, Stag, and Raccoon stiffened as they eyed their captain. She had a serious complex about it. Faster than anyone could see, she moved in front of Wolf and blocked half of his chakra points. Everybody blinked as her speed and jaws dropped when they heard Dragon's voice.

"Don't you EVER call me short again? GOT THAT?" Sakura threated, her voice sounding like bells.

Wolf nodded. "Hai, taichou."

"Good." She stood in front of the group. "Nice to see you all, my name is Dragon and I will be the Captain on this mission. Got it?" Everybody nodded, shock still going through them, especially Fox.

"You're a GIRL?" Fox yelled.

"Yes. Problem?" Dragon asked.

"Bu-bu-but. All the Bingo books say you're six feet tall and you're a MALE!" At this Raccoon smirked again.

Dragon shrugged. "Squad One has a perfect mission streak. It's not surprising that everybody that has seen us has been killed." She pulled out an old boot. "Now grab onto this, it's called a portkey and will bring us to our client."

Everybody touched it and a blue light glowed. Then they were gone.


Dumbledore sat patiently in his office, waiting for the shinobi to show up. He sat up and twiddled his thumbs as 10 masked people landed on their feet in his office.

"Holy shit that was one WILD ride!" Fox said.

"Fox, we are now on an ANBU mission. Behave yourself." Dragon said as she stepped forward and bowed to Dumbledore. She saw him wave a stick, Tsunade-shishou had told her they called it a wand, and mutter a few words.

"Better?" Dumbledore asked. Sakura found that she could now understand him perfectly and nodded.

"Yes. I presume you are our client, Dumbledore-san?"

"Yes. I have hired the ten of you to guard this castle and a boy called Harry Potter."

"And who are we to protect him against?" Sakura asked.

"Voldemort. Voldemort is an infamous wizard in our area who is known for killing ruthlessly and has been out to get Harry for years. Here is a folder with all the information you will need." He handed her a folder which she passed to Stag. He immeadiately began flipping through it and reading, planning out their mission.

"Ah." The headmaster said as he remembered something else. "I will escort you to your rooms now but later I will request that you introduce yourselves to the teachers at this school. In one week school will start and we will all need to work together to protect this school."

Sakura nodded. "Very well then." With that Dumbledore got up and led them through hallways and up some stairs until he reached a painting with a little Japanese girl wearing a kimono.

"Your rooms are behind this painting. Please pick a password to say to Neko here and the painting will swing forward to reveal your housing. We will meet downstairs in the Great Hall for lunch. See you there!" And with a twinkle in his eye, Dumbledore swished off.

" 'Itadakimasu' will be our password." Dragon said, and stepped inside. "There are five rooms so everybody pair up and pick a room."

"I call Hinata!" Said Naruto, who had already taken off his mask. Only Dragon kept her mask on as the rest took them off.

"I call Dragon!" Sai said as he hugged her from behind. She elbowed him. "Pick your rooms and go explore the castle." She ignored the stares coming from the rest of the group and Neji and Shikamaru smirked a little. Eventually everybody paired up. Naruto and Hinata, Ino and TenTen, Neji and Shikamaru, Sasuke and Kiba, Sakura and Sai.

She looked at the pairs and nodded. "Good. Meet up here thirty minutes before lunch so Shikamaru can tell you the strategy. See ya." She walked into a room and dumped her backpack onto the bed. She heard Sai come in behind her and put his stuff on the bed next to her. The room was medium sized with 2 poster beds and a small table in between. There was also a great view of the forest and she looked at it remembering that the mission details had said it was okay to train in it.

"How you doing?" Sai asked as he hugged her from behind.

"Good actually. It's going to be funny when I take off my mask later." She giggled and took off her mask, turning slightly to kiss him. "Thank you. For always being there." She murmured,

"Always." He replied while kissing her back. She turned back to the forest and grinned.

" I heard there are big scary spiders in there. Wanna go play?"

"Only if you can handle it little kitty." He grinned.

"Oh, it's ON." They grabbed their masks and Sakura covered her hair again. They left their room to find the rest of the team looking the two of them. Sakura ignored them and fround Shika and Neji.

"Shika, Neji, wanna go play in the big scary forest?" She giggled.

They both smirked and put on their masks.

"We're so gonna kick your ass this time." Neji muttered.

Sakura just giggled. "We'll see about that." She grabbed Sai and headed back into the room, where she opened the window and they hopped out. They landed on the ground without a sound and waited for Neji and Shika who followed a second later. She saw a few curious faces and laughed a little more. "You guys can come play too you know?"

They grinned and slid their masks back onto their face as they hopped down. They flew into the forest humming with anticipation. Sakura giggled again and hugged Sai. ANBU spars were always the most fun.


Two hours later, everybody was panting except for Shika, Neji, and Sai who were only breathing hard. Sakura looked at them and laughed again.

"C'mon guys, I thought you had more stamina than this!" She pouted.

"Not everybody has crazy stamina like you do kitty." Sai laughed while the rest of them looked at the two of them. Neji and Shika just sighed, they were used to it.

"Are you guys dating? Wait... Was SHE the one in the shower this morning?" Naruto yelled. "Oh my god how did you even GET a girlfriend?"

"Yep. Jealous dickless?" Sai grinned.

"Wow, seriously? Wait, but who is she?" Sasuke asked. "Is she gonna tell us anytime soon?"

Sakura grinned. "You'll see me take off my mask in front of the teachers. But remember to keep professional. You're ANBU now, we have a reputation."

"Yeah, yeah. It's like you're bipolar or something. Seriously. You go crazy on me because I call you short and now you're like a hyper maniac." Kiba snorted.

Shikamaru chuckled. "Trust me. You haven't even seen her go crazy yet. If she does you better hope Sai's around to stop her. She's troublesome." He laughed again.

I shrugged. "Can't help it if you're jealous of my insane skills. Oh yeah, Shika, it's time for the plan. You made one right?"

Shika just sighed and muttered another, "Troublesome." "Okay, there are four houses so there will be two guards for each one and the remaining two will be patrol. Make clones to deal with all the classes but keep your real selves on the fifth years. Our charge, this Harry Potter kid is going to be a fifth year so keep a close eye on them."

Sakura nodded. "Okay. Raven, Hawk, take the Slytherins. I heard they're a bunch of little gakis so you'll have fun punishing them. Stag, Wolf, you're in charge of the Ravenclaws. Panda and Mouse will be in charge of the Hufflepuffs. Me and Fox will take Gryffindor while Dove and Sai will patrol. If something happens to me you will all report to Shikamaru. Got it?"

"Hai, taichou!" Everyone nodded.

"Good. Let's go get food, I'm hungry." And with that we headed towards the castle.