Susan: Guess who's back!
Wheeliefan101: Clint Eastwood?
Susan: *headslap* Quit joking around, I only have you hear to disclaim
Wheeliefan101: TT^TT Wheeliefan101 does not own transformers or intend this for offense
*sulks away* I hope you're happy...
Susan: Yes. Yes I am. Now let's roll the footage for the Myths Busted!
*a fuzzy screen is all that is seen before it turns and slowly comes into focus, showing Optimus Prime of G1 and Optimus Prime of Prime sitting in a table with Susan*
Susan: Hello Optimus *nods* Optimus *nods*
TFP Optimus: Hello Susan. May I ask as to what is the nature of this occasion?
Susan: *blinks* What?
G1 Optimus: He means why are we here
Susan: Oh! Well, you see, my...FRIEND wanted to know, why is it that in your series *gestures to G1 OP* the thing that...er...supports your life is called a laser core, but in YOUR series *points to TFP OP* it's called a spark?
G1 Optimus: Well it's obviously a lasercore. My friend here *puts arm around TFP Optimus* just got a little mixed up
TFP Optimus: *moves away from G1 OP's arm and glares* I believe it is YOU who is in error. When we established the names for the Cybertronian anatomy in the meeting, we agreed on SPARK
G1 Optimus: Ha ha ha, no. I remember and we specifically agreed on "laser core"
TFP Optimus: We DID agree on spark but perhaps your old proccessor was malfunctioning!
G1 Optimus: *squinty eyed glare* Are you saying I'm old?
Susan: *nervous laugh* Hey, c'mon now guys. There's no need to fight...
TFP Optimus: *crosses arms definatly* You said it, not me
G1 Optimus: WHY YOU LITTLE-*tackles TFP OP*
*screen shakes from the force*
Susan: *jumps up* Guys! Please!
TFP Optimus: WE HAD SPARK FIRST! *begins wrestling with G1 OP*
G1 Optimus: Our show came out first! *punches TFP OP*
TFP Optimus: WE IMPROVED IT! *flips G1 Optimus over his shoulder*
G1 Optimus: *gasp* YOU *BLEEP* *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP* OF A *BLEEP*!
Susan: Can't we all just get along?
TFP Optimus: SPARK!
G1 Optimus: LASER CORE!
TFP Optimus: SPARK!
G1 Optimus: LASER CORE!
TFP Optimus: SPARK!
G1 Optimus: LASER CORE!
Susan: STOP!
*flying shrapnel hits camera, making the screen go fuzzy*
*camera clears up and shows upclose of Susan's face, underneath the table*
*in background*
G1 Optimus: LASER CORE!
*crash*
TFP Optimus: SPARK!
*smash*
Susan: So there you have it, Azul the blue!
~~~MYTH BUSTED~~~
Susan: Hey, Skywarp?
Skywarp: What do YOU want, human?
Susan: I just wanna know, do you play *pulls out Rugby ball from behind her back* RUGBY?!
Skywarp: ...no
Susan: What? Why not? D:
Skywarp: Why would *I* bother to play Earth games?
Susan: *evil smile*
*outside, five minutes later*...
Susan: Okay. Seekers vs. Dinobots. *pulls out piece of paper* Ahem. Here are the rules: number one-
Grimlock: Me Grimlock need no stupid rules! Me Grimlock get ball! *charges*
Susan: No! Wait! D:
Skywarp: *attempts to stop Grimlock* Oh no you don't!
Dinobots: *run over Skywarp*
Skywarp: ...*not moving*
Susan: ...Skywarp?
Skywarp: ...
Susan: Are you okay?
Skywarp: OH *BLEEP* IT *BLEEP*ING HURTS SO *BLEEP*ING BAD! *dark glare* This is all your fault, human...
Susan: M-mine?
Skywarp: *aims blaster at her*
Susan: *grabs me and puts me in front of her* BLAME HER, NOT ME! DX
Author: O_O Wait, wha-*gets shot by Skywarp*
Susan: *nods* There's the inside scoop, Tinyterror!
~~~MYTH BUSTED~~~
Susan: *in closet* Hello, I'm hiding here to find out our third myth and-oh! Someone's coming!
Shrapnel: Bombshell (shell, shell)! Where's the rum (rum, rum)?!
Bombshell: What's rum?
Shrapnel: The liquid needed to power up my newest machine (ine, ine)!
Bombshell: Hey, being the evil scientist is MY thing! D:
Shrapenl: Oh, suck it up (up, up)! Do you know where it is?
Bombshell: Yeah, over there! ^_^ *points to Kickback*
Kikcback: *holding bottles of rum* My precious...no one touches precious...
Shrapnel: ...you wanna get it from him (him him)?
Bombshell: No, I'm good
Susan: And yet another myth busted. Hope it satisfied, Kuro Rotasu!
Bombshell: What was that noise?
Shrapnel: *opens closet door* A human (man,man)! Spying on us (us, us)!
Bombshell: EW! EW! A HUMAN! SQUISH IT! SQUISH. IT!
Shrapnel: *raises pede to stomp on Susan*
Susan: o.O" Uh oh *grabs me and puts me in her place* Again, all the author's fault! Bye! *runs away*
Author: What is going o-*gets squished*
~~~MYTH BUSTED~~~
Susan: *following behind Optimus' trailer on tricycle* Hi *pant pant* guys! I normally WOULD be be riding my bike but it was mangled by some giant insects :s
Wonder who did that... ~_^
Anyway, Optimus is going to battle and he should soon transform, allowing his trailer to-
Optimus: *stops* Did you hear something?
Susan: *dives into bushes*
Optimus: Hm... *continues driving*
Susan: *gets back on trike* The battle is coming up soon...I can see shots being fired...OH % &$! *swerves to avoid shot*
Shot: *keeps flying*
*meanwhile, where I was at*...
Me: *limping to hospital* Wait...what is that? *squints eyes at shot* o.O That's not g-*gets shot at*
*back with Susan*...
Optimus: Autobots, transform!
Susan: Yes. YES! He's going to do it!
Optimus: *transforms*
Susan: EEEEEEEE! *begins bouncing with excitement* XD
Trailer: *begins to fall back*
Susan: YES! GIVE ME THE POWER! COME TO ME, MY-*sees trailer is going very fast and doesn't look like it's gonna stop anytime soon* o.O Oh $...*gets run over* -_-
~~~MYTH NOT-YET-BUSTED~~~
Wheeliefan101: Hope you liked it peoples! :D
And in response to your reviews...
Stormflyer Electro: Yes, it IS awesome! (I hope) Glad to have made this story interesting! :D
The Warrior of Hope: Thank you, glad to make you laugh! X3
Azul the blue: Myth's answer? G1 Optimus and TFP Optimus couldn't agree on a name
Tinyterror: Myth's answer? No, and thanks to Susan they probably never will. Sorry :C
Susan: Hey! I'm right here, y'know!
Wheeliefan101: Oh, I know...
Autobotgirl2234: Thank you! Hope this one was also awesome! X3
Kuro Rotasu: Myth's answer? Because Kickback hoards it
Saphael: Thank you. Didn't know I had such a fan ^\\^
Susan: Oh, just get on with it!
Wheeliefan101: *glares and sticks out tongue* You're just jealous...
Er, anyway...
Saphael: Myth's answer? Undetermined
FOR NOW. But never fear! For Susan will soon figure it out!
Susan: I will? :s
Wheeliefan101: *nod and evil smile* Eeyup
Susan: *groan* X(
Wheeliefan101: Read, review, and ask for your myths to be busted!
