Idea that came to me at school. This is now becoming a series of one shots all focussed around Emmett and Narnia. There are 6 more One Shots left, each with a different celeb's house (Except for the last two)


Narnia 2: Return to the Wardrobe

The Cullens and Jacob were standing on the set of Eclipse, looking around the set of Bella's room. "So cool!" Emmett almost squealed like an overexcited teenage girl.

Rosalie promptly smacked him over the head. The rest of the family rolled their eyes and began to nose around to the set. Suddenly, the sound of footsteps made the family freeze.

"Where do we hide?" Bella cried.

"In here!" Emmett hissed, pushing them into the wardrobe as quickly as possible.

They all huddled together in the small wardrobe, staring out through the slats in the door at the set.

The cast of eclipse wandered onto the set. "And, Take One!" The director called.

Robert Pattinson stepped forward. "Someone's been in here." He stated, looking around.

"Damn, I told you not to wear the aftershave you stole." Rosalie hissed at Emmett.

"I don't recognise the scent." Rob finished.

Nessie sighed in relief. "It's just his lines in this scene."

Rob and Kristen walked towards the wardrobe, Rob's hand reaching for the handle. The eight Vampires, one half Vampire and shape shifter wolf held their breath.

"What do we do?" Jasper asked.

"There's only one thing to do." Emmett declared.

Alice went into a trance like state and when she returned to normal, she whacked her forehead. "Great!" She snarled.

"What? What's he going to do?" Esme whined, fretting over what her mischievous son would do.

"You'll see." Edward and Nessie replied darkly.

"Emmett! Quit it!" Rosalie snapped as she brushed the fake snow out of hair.

"What? It's to make my story more realistic." Emmett defended.

"I know I'm going to regret this, but what is your story and plan?" Carlisle sighed.

Emmett just shook his head. "Follow my lead."

He threw open the wardrobe doors, Nessie groaning as he did so, and walked out, doing a conga dance.

Nessie shook her head and shrugged before grabbed Emmett's hips and following him out, also doing the Conga.

One by one, the Cullens and Jacob formed the Conga line, still confused as to why.

The cast and crew of Eclipse stared in shock as this family emerged from the Wardrobe. Taylor's eyes widened as he recognised the first two of the family.

"No way." He breathed. "There's more of them!"
Emmett led the family around the set, pausing beside Rob. "Narnia's in there! And they're having a party!" He grinned.

He looked over to Taylor. He waved. "Hey Taylor. That aftershave is awesome!"

The family moved forward still, passing Taylor as they headed for the door. Taylor sighed. "If you can't beat them. Join them." He announced, joining the end of the Conga Line.

After the family and Taylor had left the set, Kristen Stewart hurried over to the wardrobe and peered in. "Hey! There's no Narnia in here! And I wanted to meet Mr Tumnus."


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