Me: Hello! It is I Strawberryfunsized and I feel sad...I didn't get any reveiws on my first chapter of my first story EVER!*sobs*
Italy: Awww...Strawberry don't be sad...
Me: But Italy~! Not even one tiny little reveiw...*sobs again*
Italy: *pats my head* Would you like some pasta?
Me: *looks at him* Yes~!
Italy: *Hands me pasta* Here, now...are you going to continue the story?
Me: *nods* I hope I get reveiws on this one people! If I don't I'll have Russia come after to you!*Laughs* Just kidding...I have no control over Russia...but yeah, please?
Prussia: STRAWBERRY~! Am I gonna be in this one?
Me: *turns to Prussia* Maybe...
Prussia: But come on! Maybe you aren't getting reveiws because the awesome me isn't in it!
Me: *shakes head* Fine...I'll figure out how to put you in here...but if I can't then don't complain
Prussia: Thank you!
Me: Will you do the honors?
Prussia: *nods* Strawberry does not own Hetalia...but if she did...why would she care if the Awesome me lived in her house! It would be an awesome experience!
Me: Yes...it may be an awesome experience...but I don't want to experience you invading my vital regions.
Prussia: * rape face* Are you sure?
Me: *nods* Yes I'm sure...now lets get this chapter started!
"Germany! Nooo~! Please! England is gonna force me to eat his food! Its horrible!" Italy screamed. Germany was still pulling Italy to the Allies.
"Italy! Just get over it! Do you want to stay a girl forever!" Germany looked at Italy who was crying and complaining. She looked so cute. Germany shook his head 'No...I can't...she is really a he.' Germany thought. (Me: is laughing histerically) Soon Germany and the Fem!Italy reached England.
"England! Get the hell out here!" Germany yelled. England opened the door. He looked at Germany and then at the girl that was in Germany's hand.
"Who is this?" He said pointing to the girl. Germany frowned.
"Its Italy. Have anything to say?" Germany questioned. England put his finger to his mouth, his thick eyebrows furrowed.
"Thats Italy?" realization struck him,"Oh Come on! Did I seriously mess up the spell!" He started spazzing(Me: Haha I spaz like this all the time) Germany nodded and then shoved Italy in England's face.
"Fix Him!" Germany demanded. England scratched the back of his head.
"Ummm...I don't know how. If the spell didn't work to get rid of him or at least man him up then I don't think it will work to turn him back..." (Me: How could you do such a thing to poor Ita-chan!) Germany's frown reapeared.
"You were trying to get rid of Italy!" He yelled. He started going all out on poor England. Harry potter must be embarrassed to know that his home country can't even do magic...
"I'll have to research this...Italy...sorry...but you have to be a girl until I figure out how to change you back." He looked sympathetically at the Italian who was looking down at his chest. He didn't get... and certainly didn't enjoy it.
"Ve~ Okay England...as long as you don't make me eat your food I don't care!" Italy exclaimed excitedly. The mark anime people get when their angry showed up on england's head(Sorry...I don't know what its called.)
"Just go..." And with that England shut the door. Italy began to walk away but she fell. Germany caught her. Italy was shocked, what was wrong with her? She didn't even trip, she just feels...off balance. She was top heavy. Germany was staring at her.
"Are you okay?" He asked. Italy blinked.
"Th-these things are throwing me off balance Germany...I can't walk straight." Germany stared as Italy tried to make her boobs smaller, so she could have balance. Everytime, she failed and they would bounce. Germany blushed and looked away.
"So...if you can't walk...how are we going to get home?" Germany asked. Italy giggled, it was the cutest thing Germany has ever heard, well in his opinion. (Me: Awwwww XD)
"Germany...you have to carry me." Italy said in her deadly sweet voice. Germany blushed even more before picking up Italy and carrying her bridal style home.
Me: Awwwww...that was so cute!
Prussia: You frickin forgot me!
Me: Oh mein gott! Prussia I told you I would try and if I couldn't fit you in here then no complaining! You're complaining!
Prussia: Will I be in the next one?
Me: You will have to see...
Prussia: God dammit Strawberry! Give me a better answer!
Me: No...you will have to wait and see if you're in the next chapter...
England: Can you tell me why you're hating on my food?
Me: *runs away* One of you finish!
England: *rolls eyes* Reveiw...do you like my food?
