I decided for this story Piper and Alfie decided not to be together and Alfie contuined going out with Amber.
Eddie and Patricia were walking back to the house, hand in hand, as happy as it gets.
"You know what I just thought of Yacker," Eddie smirked.
She rolled her eyes in response, "What?"
"I'm the only guy you've ever kissed," Eddie chuckled, letting go of her hand and slinging his arm around her shoulder.
Patricia's mind flashed to Alfie's "kiss," if you counted that a kiss. Plus she didn't kiss him, he kissed her.
"Yup," She said nervously.
Eddie turned to her surprised by nervousness. "Aren't I?"
She hated keeping secrets from him. Also what happened was so ridiculous and silly he'll probably laugh about it.
"Well you see," She started. Eddie's eyes brows shot up and he stopped and crossed his arms. "You're going to laugh when you hear this. See remember when Piper was here? Course you do...so Alfie thought I was Piper and sort of...kissed me, sorta. Werid huh?"
He blinked at her, "He kissed you?"
"Yeah stupid aye?" She started walking again.
Eddie looked around bemused for a second and then jogged to catch up to her.
"I knew Alfie could be a little dumb, but this takes the cake." He said mater-of-factly.
Patricia whipped in front of him and glared, their faces close. "You did the same thing!"
"No! That was different I didn't know there were- are two of you," He shot back.
The redhead scoffed back, "You're kidding me? That's your excuse?"
"Yeah, and he doesn't have one," Eddie contuined.
She just glared back, "Seriously, could you not be such a guy for a minute? He didn't do anything wrong-"
"He kissed you!"
"So what you're going to hit him because you're jealous?"
"No! I'm going to hit him because I'm mad about him kissing you," He yelled. Then started to walk fast back to the house. Which Patricia now noticed was only about twenty feet away. She groaned loudly and ran after him before he actually found Alfie.
Eddie was in already in the door and heading to Alfie's room. Nina spotted Eddie coming in, "Hey Eddie were's Patri- is something wrong?" Nina asked seeing his angry disposition.
He turned to look at her, "Yeah, I'm going to kill Alfie have you seen him?"
Nina stood up alarmed at the statement, "What happened?"
At that moment Patricia rushed in. "Eddie, don't be stupid!"
He ignored them both and contuined to Alfie's room. He "forgot" to knock and barged into the room where Amber was telling Alfie what to wear on their date.
"Alfie, I'm going to beat you to a pulp!" He yelled. Alfie's face was struck with terror and Amber screamed at Eddie not to get dirt in the room.
Patricia and Nina ran into the room after Eddie. Patricia ran around to be inbetween the two boys.
"Eddie, lets go talk about this!" Patricia offered awkwardly, wanting to talk was an unusally thing fo them.
Amber looked accusantly at Alfie, "What did you do now?"
Eddie wasted no time askering for him, "He kissed Patricia."
"YOU DO WHAT?" Amber screamed. Everyone in the room jumped and looked shocked.
Alfie looked like he might cry, "No, no Ambs it's not like that!"
"Then what is it like?" Amber asked, then ran out of the room.
Alfie watched her go angstily, "Somebody hit me."
"Happily!" Eddie said dodging around Patricia and grabbing Alfie by the shirt.
Just then Jerome walked in looking extremely surprised by the amount of people in his room. Then even more shocked by the state of his friend and roommate.
"Something the matter?" Jerry asked rushing over to the two and prying Eddie off Alfie.
"Yes!" Eddie said to Jerome who was now inbetween him and his pry (a.k Alfie) "He kissed Patricia!"
Jerome did a double take and peered over Eddie's shoulder at Patricia. Who was just looking annoyed at the whole matter.
He turned to look at Alfie, "How did you manage not to have Trixie hit you?"
Alfie shrugged and Jerome turned back to the American, "Why don't we all just sit...and...talk about this...," Jerome finished unsurley. Everyone nodded in agreement, even Eddie. "Now all we need is someone good at talking about things...," He contuined, "Nina you should go get Mara."
Nina left to go get her.
Some people asked me to contuine and I did! There will be another chapter, haha didn't think it would end up being this long. Please REVIEW!
