Urrgh. Monday. I hated Monday's with a passion. Ow. I rolled out my bunk and landed on the hard floor with a thud. I could sense a figure standing over me, so I squinted my eyes open slightly and saw Hayley. Well, Mondays aren't all bad.
"You're up," she smiled as she leaned over me.
I groaned loudly. "What time is it?" I sighed, rubbing my eyes and yawning.
"Eight," she looked at me with a blank expression.
"Eight?! Are you bloody kidding me?!?!?!" I snapped, and she looked hurt.
"Well, it's not my fault I get up early, and it's not my fault you fell out your bunk," Hayley argued back before walking off.
"Hales, I'm sorry, okay? You know me, Monday's aren't my strong point," I apologised.
"Yeah, I know," she spoke in a monotone voice before rooting through her bag for something.
Great. Just great. Really, the beginning of the tour, and I've already pissed Hayley off. I slumped back down on the floor, hitting my head hard. "Ow!" I exclaimed loudly. "I'm up, I'm up." I could hear Hayley laughing gently in the bathroom. Great, she spends forever in that room.
About two minutes later when I had completely awakened myself, I heard the bathroom door unlock. Wow, she was extremely quick this morning. I waited by the fridge, as I knew she would have some mad attack plan ready, to wake the other guys. The door handle rattled continuously before suddenly it stopped, and I heard a long exasperated sigh come from the small room.
"Josh," she called out. I didn't answer her, it annoys her. "Josh!" She yelled louder. Finally she yelled extremely loud. "JOSH WHATEVER YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS FARRO GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!!!"
I laughed. "Hey! We've been friends for ages, and you can't remember my middle name?"
"You don't know mine," she answered back.
"Yeah I do. Nichole." I told her.
"Damn it!" I heard her exclaim. "Please open the door, I'm stuck," She tried to sweet talk me.
I thought for a minute before giving her my answer. "No."
"JOSH!" She banged against the door. I went over and opened the door, letting her stumble out.
"Thank you," She smiled. As I turned my back, she jumped on me and made me fall to the ground.
"That's what you get!" She giggled.
"Ow, yeah okay."
"By the way, we have a photo shoot with Kerrang! in an hour, so get ready," She ordered.
"Yeah, yeah," I complained as I stood up and went to wake the other guys up.
