Hello Arson here with the second chapter. As for the poll it will close on the fourth chapter so vote! The first four with highest votes will be on Naruto's team. With out further to do lets begin!

Black and white blurred together and created an endless void of gray. The empty void seemed to continue on in to vast nothingness. However somewhere in this void was a creature far beyond human understanding.

The creature upon first looking had the shape of a human. A female human to be more the creatures skin color and and body hair would suggest otherwise.

She had light grey skin like the color of a tomb stone and dark green hair like swamp moss. She had large J cup breast with no sagging or wrinkles. She was dressed in a black kimono .Her most striking feature however were her midnight black eyes. This was the underworld ruler Yami.

Yami stood in the void completely defying the human laws of physics concerning gravity. She was currently gazing into a small portal watching as the Fourth Shinobi War took place. For her it was like watching tv in slow watched with a jumble of emotions. Rage at Madara and his apprentice for scheming to use the ten tails too keep the world trapped in a genjutsu, of course she also was enraged at her siblings for allowing such a thing to happen. A slight bit of amusement at watching the humans die, she was practically rolling with laughter when one shinobi decided to go out suicide bomber style and blow up the ten tails clones. However she also felt sad at knowing that one of her favorite mortals was going to sacrifice himself to take the ten tails away from their plane of existence and into a black hole.

Yami wished that she could do something about it. But then she had a thought and it was like a light bulb came on in her head. 'Wait a second, when Kami-oneechan's heroes are alive then their her responsibility but if he's not in the human realm or he ends up in the void, it would be just like he is dead because she no longer has jurisdiction on him or the ten tails for that matter', she said in her mind. Yami let loose a squeal of joy and got ready to interfere in the situation by summoning up her divine chakra.

Yami lifted her hand and was about to teleport Naruto and the ten tails to the underworld when a hand on her shoulder stopped her.

"What do you think your doing Yami?", the owner of the hand said from behind her. Yami stiffened at the voice she knew all to around and out of the grip the hand Yami came face to face with Kami.

Kami was a tall woman being bigger than Yami who was 5'10. She stood at about 6 feet with long white hair that went down to her waist. Unlike Yami her complexion was tan. Kami had on a simple white robe that covered most of her body except her arms and feet. She too had J cup breasts.

"Ah Kami-oneechan, hello! Your looking beautiful today! Did you use some of those human beauty products to enhance your looks?" , Yami asked with a fake smile while inwardly sweating bullets.

Kami smiled sweetly. "Hello Yami. No I haven't used any of those products. Although I have heard that this one product makes your skin feel good when you transform into a human and ... Wait a minute, don't you try and fool me Yami! I know what you were thinking of doing just now!" Kami shouted.

"But oneechan why can't I?" Yami asked with a pout.

"Yami I have told you your godhood is in question because a lot of other godly territories have been off balanced by your negligence in keeping track of the souls coming to and ESCAPING the Underworld. And further more I don't like you dragging off every mortal boy you find interesting. Your thousands of years their senior" Kami replied with a giant tic mark on her forehead.

"Oh come on, we both know that the other gods are just using this as an excuse to get me in trouble!Also this is the humans fault after all that kid Tobirama created the Edo tensei which takes souls from my realm. Then lets not forget that punk Madara who used the Justu on a mass scale!" Yami yelled back at Kami. Then Yami gained a smug look on her face.

"Don't be jealous of me because boys prefer a wild girl over the innocent virgin" , Yami swayed her body around as if too add to her point. Yami was well known for getting any man or woman she chose.

Kami's faced only seemed to be more irritated by that statement. She was a high god, she couldn't help it that she had values. It wasn't like she hadn't had any romantic feelings for a human. She just had to squash them so that she could do her job properly.

"Be that as it may you are still responsible for letting this escalate. So you WILL be attending this meeting where you will be punished. Now let us be off my imouto" kami said, still agitated.

" I wish I could but I need to speak with a few other gods before I go to the meeting" Yami said nervously.

Kami stared at Yami for a second to gauge wether she was telling the truth. She figured that even Yami wouldn't be stupid enough to disobey her directly. So with a quick warning to yami she disappeared to parts unknown.

With Kami gone Yami went back to scheming. Her sister was now expecting Yami to try something so she had to enlist some help on this.

Now the question was who to ask. Most of the high gods wanted nothing to do with her. Then the ones that might help were to afraid of being punished. And most of the minor gods were busy. That only left one god who she personally disliked. The Lord of slaughter and king of cults Jashin.

Yami let loose a breathe then summoned up her cosmic chakra. Unlike mortal chakra it is much more potent and easier to use. Her chakra surrounded her with a black aura.

As soon as she had drew her chakra the dark goddess chanted in a language unfamiliar to humans. With a flash of light a man with flaming red hair and green skin appeared.

"Yami ...whatever could I do for the queen of darkness?," the cult lord asked with heavy sarcasm and lack of respect. It was well known that. Yami disliked him because of He was dating her daughter the shinigami.

" Jashin I simply wanted to know what you would do if I were to go on vacation for a couple of years."

"Well besides the usual torture and punishment. Maybe burn down a city or two. I might even make sure that your lazy daughter actually does her job hehe" he said between chuckles.

" Good then I'll leave her in your care once I leave."

"... Your not serious are you?" He said with wide eyes the size of dinner plates.

"No pun intended but I'm dead serious." She deadpanned.

"It's not like we get along but are you really going to just up and leave? Where are you going anyway?" He asked confused.

"One of the smaller dimensions maintained by another group of gods. You shouldn't concern yourself with where I'll be but instead focus on my job for you."

"Ok what is it you want me to do?"

Yami pointed towards the portal where the battle was still taking place. "My sisters champion Uzumaki is about to sacrifice himself. He's interesting. I want to see how he would fair in another time. I want you to teleport him to a smaller dimension so that I can keep an eye on him."

Jashin took a second to ponder this and was in deep thought. 'It would be great if she left for a while after all Kami wouldn't call so many meetings to yell at her and I could visit the underworld at any time with shini-chan in charge.'

" Alright what the hell I'll do it but I want to grant the kid some gifts so i can see how fun this play could be. Oh and what should I do with the ten tails?" He asked concerned. Nobody could blame him for being cautious after all everyone had seen what destruction the ten tails could bring.

Yami smirked. "Excellent idea I will also grant the boy a few gifts. As for the beast leave it to me. Now summon the boy time is of the essence!" She said with barley contained excitement.

"Hold your horses woman" he grumbled as he called up his own cosmic chakra. With a wave of his hand Naruto and the ten tails disappeared with blinding light just as Sasuke called out Kamui.

"I saved the boy in a pocket dimension so that we can make changes to him without leaving here. Now what gifts will you give him?"

"Since he will represent me in another universe he will have the DEATH SENSE which will tell him when danger to him or another is near. I'll also give him the unconscious ability to judge souls of those he kills. Of course OUR new hero must have a weapon so ill give him the chains of punishment. I think little Naruto will have fun with the features theeheheh.

Now what about you?" Yami said curious on what the minor god would grant him.

"Since I want him to struggle a little I won't give him full immortality but he will be able to regenerate faster than normal. Seeing as the weapon of choice for the minor dimensions is guns he will have the shotgun known as Shitī Hantā. And the revolver Kurokami. He will get more gifts as he encounters greater dangers hehe. Now before we seal the deal I want to change the boys attitude a bit just as an experiment. Do I have your permission?" Jashin asked not wanting to enrage the goddess.

"It would be interesting so I will allow it. However don't take away his compassion after all that's one of his good points." Yami said.

"Alright then shall we begin before Kami finds out?" He said barely caring that he might be punished if he was discovered helping.

Yami simply nodded and they both began to chant in the godly language. Massive amounts of cosmic chakra began to build up and with a flash it was done.

"Alright Jashin I must be off before my sister realizes what I have done. Tell Shini-chan she is in charge while I'm on vacation." Yami opened a big portal and was about to step through when she remembered something.

Conjuring up a pen and paper she jotted down a note and handed it to Jashin.

"Send the boy to this address in the dimension listed at the bottom of paper. Then send the beast to pocket dimension listed. Burn the paper once your done." And with that she dove into the portal that sealed itself as she left.

Jashin was left standing in the void like pocket dimension of Yami wondering what had prompted his girlfriends mother to do such a thing. 'Well It's none of my business besides I get to see the show play out with front row seats. Hahaha.'

With another wave of his hand the former nine tailed jinchūriki was sent off to the listed dimension. The the beast also was sent as he was requested.

With nothing else to do on his agenda Jashin burned the note and prepared to go to the meeting. 'Today is going to be a very interesting meeting.' He thought before disappearing to the meeting place.

Meanwhile in another dimension:

It was 1:00 clock in the morning and still dark out when a blond teenager suddenly appeared face first on the sidewalk of a city. Only one person saw him appear out of nowhere.

A man across the street had seen it happen and had to blink twice, swearing that he imagined it.

Deciding that he couldn't just leave the stranger there despite his freakish appearing act the man grabbed the boy and lifted him on to his back.

"Danm kid your heavy as shit. Lay off the sweats when you wake up. Matter of fact how the hell did you appear out of thin air like that? Great now I'm talking to a passed out person. Just my luck" the man grumbled as he carried the boy back to his apartment.

Without knowing this man had set himself up for a world of headaches and non stop action by picking the blond boy up. And the weavers of fate stopped weaving and began a new future path with there threads of reality.

That's it for the second chapter. Excuse me that I'm a day late on this one. But it all works out in the end right? Anyway I'm just going to lay down some story notes then recap. 1: the names of the guns are references to the mangas: City Hunter and Kurokami. I couldn't think of anything better so those are the names.

Now for the recap. Yami had decided to intervene at the end of the war and now Naruto has been blessed by both her and Jashin. Why is Yami going there herself? A mysterious man has picked up Naruto. What will happen to him? Tune in next time and find out! - Arson Uzamaki.