Okay, everyone! I have forced myself to type this! Because I kinda completely forgot about this story... so I'm doing it this year! MAJOR huggies to TMNT Redneck, who convinced me to actually write it! You rock!

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Roger began to shiver

Some cards he had to deliver

To Bada, Bing, even the lemurs

Maybe some to Pinky and Joey (who had a fever)

And plenty more!

Of course he'd use supplies galore!

Scissors, glue, and paper were just what he needed!

The exact supplies for which he always pleaded

Because when he was a hatching, Mother always said...

Making cards is as important as being fed.

Too bad I can't write to them Roger thought.

He missed the all, even his brother... not!

Though he did wish to tell them one thing...

Remember to drink plenty of Eggnog and sing!

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*dies of terrible-ness*