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Hello and welcome back to another episode of "Fireside Words". I'm your host Buzz Killington," said a formally dressed man with a top hat and monocle on his right eye sitting in a chair right beside a lit fireplace.
Today's word is 'shenanigan'.
Definition: A deceitful confidence trick or mischief causing discomfort or annoyance.
Though its origin is unknown it is believed that it comes from Irish slonnachuighim or 'playing the fox'.
"However, a new discovery has been made that the word comes from China that was used by people who fell 'victim' to the pranks of the ones known as Toph and Sokka.
"Let's look back to some of their shenanigans shall we?" Buzz pulled out a six-inch thick book from the other side of his chair titled "Tokka Shenanigans" and opened it up. "Now let's see here…" he said as he skimmed through the pages. "Ah, here's a good one.
Shenanigan 157: This one takes place during an anniversary celebration of the end of the hundred-year war at the Fire Lord's palace."
"So… everything set?" Sokka asked his partner in mischief.
"Yep." Toph replied. "Now we play the waiting game. Untampered cake?"
"Please. Untampered tea.?"
"Thank you."
A few hours later"TOPH!!! SOKKA!!!!!" Katara yelled from behind.
"Yesssss?" They both asked innocently in unison.
"For spiking the drinks with Cactus Juice…"
"I feel pretty.
Oh so pretty.
I feel pretty and witty and bright.
And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight." Zuko sang over and over again as he danced around the ballroom.
"And putting laxatives in the cake…"
We're out of paper!" Aang yelled from the bathroom.
"Eww. Anyway, you two are in big trouble." Katara took a swig of her water. "What do you have to say for yourselves."
"Well, we did learn one thing." Toph said grinning.
"And what's that?" Katara asked as she took another drink of her water.
"We found out there's an odorless, tasteless, and clear laxative." Sokka said trying to suppress his snicker and utterly failing.
"What do you mean-" Katara stopped mid-question and felt her bowels move and looked at her water.
"When I get back, I'm giving you the scolding of a lifetime." She said venomously.
Make Way!!!!!!!" She yelled as she dashed through he hallways.
Sokka and Toph burst out laughing and rolled over on the ground clutching their stomachs.
"Hmm… yes. Jolly good laugh." Buzz said as he smoked his pipe.
Just then someone handed him a note.
"What's this?" Buzz quietly read it. "Well ladies and gentlemen, it appears that I've been canceled for being 'lame' as it says." He stood up and grabbed his cane.
"Well, since I have nothing left to lose, let me say this: I. Hate. Tokka. I'm a Toko fan,. Nobles have no business wandering around with… peasants." He said peasants with disgust.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Every Tokka fan yelled. "GET HIM!!!!!!" They roared as they charged towards Buzz.
"Oh my."
The Tokka fans picked him up and carried him outside.
"I say, unhand me you foul beasts!" Buzz shouted as he beat some Tokka fans with his cane.
"Okay!" They all said as they threw him in a dumpster and walked away.
Buzz popped his head out with a banana peel on it. "This is why I hate Tokkaneers."
