Sasuke stares at Kakashi-sensei.

"What do you mean Naruto's In Heat?"

"It's exactly as I said Naruto's experiencing Heat."

"I know what you just said, but I want to know what Heat is."

Kakashi blushes, "Um… Sasuke I may not be the person that should tell about that"

Sasuke turns, "Fine I'll just go ask that guy that Naruto's always talking to what's his name Jiraya or something"

"Wait Sasuke I'll tell you what Heat is. There's a time in every animal's life that they experience a small period of time when all they want to do is mate with another animal"

"So what you're saying is that Naruto's extremely horny"

"Yes you could say that"

Kakashi stares at Sasuke

"O.K. I'm going to leave then," Sasuke says

Kakashi looks at the night sky and scratches his head.

'Why do I feel like I created more of a problem than a solution?'

Kakashi heads in the direction of his pretty little Iruka's apartment.

Sasuke knocks on Naruto's door.

"Hey dobe open the door already!" Sasuke shouts

"Shut up teme I'm getting there "

Naruto opens the front door to his apartment, and let's Sasuke in. Sasuke takes a look at the apartment.

"This place is a mess dobe"

"Well I don't have enough time to clean it"

Sasuke enters the apartment and starts picking up the empty cartons of ramen throwing them in the trash, Sasuke picks up bowls, spoons and glasses and dumps them in the kitchen sink, he starts the water and washes the dishes. 20 minutes later with all the dishes washed Sasuke peeks his head into the hallway.

'Why haven't I heard anything from that stupid dobe?'

Sasuke walks to Naruto's bedroom door; he lifts a hand to knock, but stops when he hears a noise. Sasuke presses his ear to the door.

"Mmmm…Sasu…..Sasuke."

Sasuke reaches for the doorknob, he slowly turns and opens Naruto's bedroom door until it was wide enough that he could fit his head through, Sasuke sticks his head between the space in the door, his eyes widen in shock at the sight before him. Naruto lying on his bed with his erect dick in his hand.

"Sasuke," Naruto whispers

Sasuke blushes and pulls his head out from between the door; he slowly pulls it close, creeeeakkk. Sasuke stares at the door

'Damn, squeaky door!' Sasuke mentally shouts

Naruto quickly sits up in the bed and stares at the slightly open door.

"Sasuke…" He calls out

Sasuke opens the door.

"What, dobe"

"What were you doing at the door?"

"I was staring at you through the door secretly planning to rape you"

Naruto jumps up is eyes widening, he shakes a finger at sasuke.

"How can you say that with a calm face you baka!"

"How am I supposed to take you seriously if your dick is hanging out of your pants," Sasuke snickers

Naruto pulls up his boxers; covering his walks over to Naruto an awkward silence fills the room.

"Sasuke-," Naruto begins

Sasuke silences Naruto with a kiss. A loud voice penetrates the silence.

"Hey Sasuke-kun, Kakashi-sensei told me that I would find you here," Naruto's bedroom door opens, "Sasuke-kun where are-"

Sakura's eyes widen in shock.

"*Chotto matte! Sasuke… Sasuke-kun what are you doing to Naruto!"

Chotto matte- Whoa

Author- "Sakura-chan why I are you so surprised about Sasuke-kun and Naruto-chan kissing"

Sakura-*crying* "I thought Sasuke-kun would only kiss me, and not that idiot"

Author- *scratches back of head* "well maybe you're not mean for Sasuke-kun"

Sakura- *eyes glitter* "really then who's meant for me"

Author-"… Kakashi-sensei"

*Sakura falls back and lies unconscious on the floor*

*Author looks at Sakura, and just gets up and does the pocky dance while singing the words "*Anata mo watashi mo POCKY!"

Anata mo watashi mo Pocky! - Both you and I Pocky!