A/N Hello! Sorry I didn`t post this earlier. My computer keeps booting up and then shutting down. Oh, wait until I get a laptop (p.s for those who dont know, Im using my moms.) Then it wont be so bad. I promise :)

So I got 2 reviews: one from the head (insert name here) herslef, Kady. The other from someone withan amazing suggestion. Santana`s Pezberry raection.

This one`s for the wonderful Santitaomily! Love ya chica! (P.S Im not latin, even though I call people chica) Hope you like it. Love you guys Bye!


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Ah hell no! You did not just go there!

Me and Hobbit? Are you high?

Well most of you have to be. You paired me and... well everyone together.

But COME ON! BERRY!

Just because I tapped her horrible-in-the-sack boyfriend does not mean you can say that I also took Berry's v-card.

Or that we have "special sleepovers."

Or even that I like be the bottom bitch. Maybe with Britt but NOT Berry.

I will live with the Quinntana. I can deal with the Cohen-Lopez. Hell, I don't mind all those fanfcis where I'm straight.

But if I see one more Pezberry fanfic,

I WILL ENDS YOU ALL!

Love, Santana

P.S Who the hell made up that stupid name? LoBerry, Sanchel, and Rachtana are better names for this crappy pairing then Pezberry.


A/N Well. That turned out well. Any more ideas?