"Ugh, Mommy?" Tobi said when he awoke. He sat up and looked around. His memory came rushing to him. He squealed and looked around. No Deidara or Sasori in sight. Tobi let out a sigh of relief.
"That was really awkward for Tobi. Tobi will never be able to look at Deidara or Sasori the same way again. But in a way Tobi is not surprised, Tobi has always had his suspicions," Tobi said trying to play off his embarrassment. He stood up and doubled over.
'Tobi has to PEE!" Tobi cried and ran for the bathroom down the hall. He turned the handle only to find it locked.
"No! Open the door! Tobi really, really, REALLY has to PEE!" Tobi yelled banging on the door. He could hear the shower water running, which of course made him have to go worse.
"Please open the door and let Tobi pee!" Tobi begged through the door. The shower water turned off and there were footsteps coming to the door. The door opened to reveal a dripping wet Konan wrapped in a towel. Tobi stood there dumb founded, he had not expected this.
"Tobi, don't you have to come in and use the bathroom," Konan said sweetly and flirtatiously.
"Uhhhhhhhhhh," was all Tobi could say.
"Tobi, why the HELL are you looking at my girlfriend!" Lord Pain said furiously. Tobi whirled around screaming like a little girl. Lord Pain approached Tobi slowly, cracking his knuckles.
"No Lord Pain! Tobi would never! Tobi is a good boy. Tobi just had to pee!" Tobi said desperately trying to calm his leader while backing away.
"Uh-huh, and Orochimaro isn't gay!" Lord Pain yelled as he lunged for Tobi.
Tobi once again impersonated a small and frightened female child and ran for it. But Lord Pain caught the edge of Tobi's robe and…
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"That will teach you to look at my girl!" Lord Pain said shaking his fist at Tobi with his other arm around Konan. Tobi limps away. Poor Tobi, he's having a really bad day (and it's about to get worse).
