I Love You. I Need You. I Stalk You.
Summary: Things have gone too far. Kei's emotions for Hikari have gone way off and has reached stalker mode. Hikari has no idea of what's happening but Akira and Tadashi do and it's time to stop the stalker! HIKARIxKEI Humor/Romance. Rated T for language.
Chapter Two
-TADASHI'S-POV-
"I say we shoot him! He has no right of stalking Hikari. He should face the punishment of death!"
"Isn't that a bit too far..." wrote Megumi.
Humph... as if.
"Megumi," Akira started, "you must not speak a word about this. Well, write anyway. This is a secret that only we know, right?"
"Yeah, but we could have kept this to ourselves, Akira," I suggested. I mean, no offence but Megumi is cute and fluffy and all that but, she won't be much help to eliminate him. And I swear, I think there were bomb particles in his room. This guy has seriously got a problem.
"): wah" Megumi wrote. I patted her on the head and grinned.
"Because Megumi has a power of persuasion," Akira simply said.
"She's magical?"
"Yes, I'm a unicorn!" she wrote.
"No, she just can persuade people really well, okay!" Akira snapped.
"Ah..."
"So Megumi, you need to try to persuade Kei to spill more about him stalking ym dear Hikari, okay?" Akira grinned.
"But I suck at persuading..." Megumi wrote.
"Well, you're better than Akira," I smirked. Akira replied with a slap and turned away.
"Just do your job, Megumi."
Megumi nodded and exited the room quietly (well, duh).
"I'm scared for Hikari," frowned Akira.
"Well all are."
-ON-DA-MSN-
Tadashi-Is-A-Unicorn: SUP. :D
TeacupGirlAkira: Tadashi, why'd you change your MSN name? I think NSJFHJDNGTADASHI was better...
Tadashi-Is-A-Unicorn: But I am a unicorn.
MegumiNoSpeak: Same here!
Tadashi-Is-A-Unicorn: *virtual unicorn hoof five*
TakishimaKei: You guys are so fussy about names.
HikariToBeRankOne: Yeah, yours is so bland.
TakishimaKei: Look who's talking.
TeacupGirlAkira: DONT HURT HIKARI'S FEELINGS YOU ASS.
MegumiNoSpeak: Is anyone else online?
HikariToBeRankOne: KEI YOU SUCK. And megumi, no, i don't think so...
Tadashi-Is-A-Unicorn: IMA FREAKIN UNICORN hands up if you're a stalker
TeacupGirlAkira: OHMIGOSH that is the lamest way to make him tell
HikariToBeRankOne: ?
MegumiNoSpeak: Kei, do you want to do photography with me as a subject?
TakishimaKei: No.
MegumiNoSpeak: what about bird watching?
TakishimaKei: No.
MegumiNoSpeak: Collage making?
TakishimaKei: No.
MegumiNoSpeak: Observing science?
TakishimaKei: No
MegumiNoSpeak: Scrapbooking?
TakishimaKei: Is that even a subject?
MegumiNoSpeak: ... unicorn subject
TakishimaKei: Well, I'm not a unicorn.
Tadashi-Is-A-Unicorn: DISCRASE TO UNICORNS!
TakishimaKei: Do I have a horn pointing out of my head.
Tadashi-Is-A-Unicorn: No but you probably have one pointing down there.
TakishimaKei: ...
HikariToBeRankOne: ...ew?
MegumiNoSpeak: cough cough
Tadashi-Is-A-Unicorn: Wait, you guys are saying it's not true? YOU'RE A GIRL!
TakishimaKei has exited this chatroom.
-KEI'S-POV-
I sighed and exited my chat in shame. Tadashi will pay for this. How dare he speak to me like this- in front of Hikari! Closing my laptop I decided to go shopping. It's only to get some new binoculars and to pick up a pair of very expensive specially made and ordered boxers which say 'Hikari' in a heart on my ass. I made dad pay for it though he has no idea of what it says on it.
I jumped lazily out of my window onto the garden and rode my bike to the mall.
-TADASHI'S-POV-
"You did awesome on MSN!" praised Akira.
"Aww, thanks hun!" I grinned proudly.
"Not you, you fail. You're the one who got him offline. But Megumi did very well!" she snapped.
"Thanks you! I tried my best but I'll try harder next time!" Megumi wrote.
Damn Megumi! She's turning into Akira's favourite! I need to kick her out somehow…
"Yo, Megumi! Since you did so good, why don't we, Akira and I, take you out to tea today. We'll go that pretty café that Akira used to always go to when she was young, before she established an outstanding… thing with tea, hey?" I suggested. As if Akira could say no to this!
"Well, is my tea that bad?" was the very different response that I wanted. "But, yeah, that café's pretty good. We'll go there just for Megumi, huh?"
"Yay! I love Tadashi and Akira!" Megumi scribbled and she and Akira skipped away.
I tugged my wasabi paste that was sitting I my pocket.
I knew you'd be useful one day, Wabibee. (it's not against the law to name your food, ain't it, so don't make fun of it!)
-MEGUMI'S-POV-
I love Tadashi. He's so clueless that it's cute. I mean, I don't love love him. I like him as a friend. I love Yahiro. Thanks to him, I feel free to sing whenever I want. But I prefer speak with him only. Maybe I'll see him at the café. But I'm scared too. I heard somewhere that Yahiro and Akira where very close friends and he was once in love with her and treated her very badly. I hope it's not true. I smiled a Akira, she smiled back.
"Thank you Akira!" I wrote.
"No problem," she replied.
"Akira, can you help me?"
"Why?"
I scribbled onto my notepad rapidly, before Tadashi would come.
"Tadashi is plotting something!" I showed her.
"Really?" she asked, "well, I'm sure I'll be able to help…"
I smiled. You can never get rid of me Tadashi! If you hurt me, you hurt others and you won't want that.
-TADASHI'S-POV-
I smirked as we sat on the table of the café. Wabibee was ready to attack (yes, who cares if I name my wasabi). The waitress came to us.
"Just a cup of strawberry tea please. You, Tadashi?" Akira smiled.
"I'll have a… chai latte?" I mumbled.
"Same for me! I love chai lattes! We have so much in common Tadashi!" wrote Megumi.
Yeah, we sure do. Except there's a bit of wasabi in your life.
The waitress nodded politely and skipped away. A few minutes later, she came back with two chai lattes and a cup of strawberry tea.
While Megumi talked about girl stuff I squeezed a lot of Wabibee into the latte. Megumi's latte. I waited patiently and pretended to stare at some guy on the oher table holding a pair of boxers saying Hikari on it… WAIT, WHAT!
"OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AKIRAAAAAAAA! AARGHH!"
"What? Haha sucker! That's a taste of wasabi for you! High five Megumi!" Akira cheered.
"Err… but I didn't swap it yet…" Megumi wrote innocently.
WHAT? THEY TRIED TO KILL ME TOO!
"A-a-akira? I-i-is that… K-Kei?"
She and Megumi both turned their heads to the man gazing at a pair of boxers smiling at them like nothing was wrong. Our mouths dropped. I took a picture with my phone, and we quietly walked away. After about 20m from him…
"OHMIGOOOOOOSSSHHHH"
"ARGHJFHDJSFNHDKSLJAGH"
"SOMEONE KILL ME"
Megumi screamed and which was pretty bad. Akira went high. I just fell in amazement.
Kei, what have you done to Hikari… and yourself?
-KEI'S-POV-
I stopped giving at the boxers. I don't know how long I was staring at them but then I quickly shoved them in my bag. I saw a table with three lonely drinks on it and shrugged, grabbed a cup of Chai Latte and was about to drink.
"That's not yours is it, Takishima!"
I sighed as Hikari came to me. Inside I was like 'OH MI GOSH, BOOBS *pedo face*' on the outside, I was like 'wtf is this random ant doing here?'
"Miss rank two," I saw her fidget here, "being top, I am allowed to drink what I see, would you like to join me?" I asked flatly.
"Eh? No, I mean, it's not your stuff."
"Pathetic as usual, but that necklace isn't your stuff is it?" I smirked.
"Wha- well, if someone gave to me, it's mine!" she snapped.
"Did you get it with your own money," I simply said.
"Well- no."
"Exactly."
I sipped the Chai latte and then.
"WHAT THE HELL IS IN THIS! HOOOOOOOOTTTTTT! ARGHH!"
Karma sucks…
(AN)
Helllooo Theereeee.
SO it's at the end of the year, for me, and I've just graduated grade 6! :D HIGH SCHOOL NEXT YEARR! (For Australia anyway)! I'd like to say a huge thank you to everyone who favourite, reviewd and agve me advice. I love you all and wish you a merry Christmas! I forgot to put a disclaimer last time (omg so sorry) so yeahh. Sorry….
BUT MERRY CHRISTMAS AND THANK YOU!
Hope enjoyed chapter two and please give me more tips and advice. Love you all~
-The One Who Was Lost
DISCLAIMER: Me no own Special A or any character! (this is for the last chapter)
DISCLAIMER: What I said up there! ^
