OKAY! Here's chapter 2! I'm really sorry for making everyone wait… I'll try to get the next chapter in faster. Enjoy!
.::Back in the Audotorium… Again::.
Cow: YO DAWG. UHUH DATS RIGHT. M TO THE O SQUA-ARED. FO SHIZZLE.
-Cow is obliterated by a space overlord for being too high on crack-
-Replaced with Orca… don't ask me why… I won't be able to tell you-
Orca: Okay, everyone! Let's try out!
-Tingle goes onstage nervously-
Tingle:
SOOOOOOMEWHEEERRE OVER THE RAIN— -voice cracks-
-Tingle runs offstage crying-
Orca: Oookay…. Next we have Britney Spears… hey wait… she doesn't go to this school! Someone gave me the wrong list!
Bob the Prop Guy: Well sooooooooooorry.
Orca: Whatever. Britney Spears.
Britney:
Oh baybeh baybeh.
Oops I did it again-uh.
I played with yo' heaaart.
-Orca's ears bleed-
Orca: Very nice. –crosses Britney off the list- OKAAAAY. So far everyone has sung horribly. NEXT.
-several more people try out and suck-
-Orca is almost deaf now-
-Medli and Makar walk in-
Orca: Okay…. Last tryout. Let's hope they don't completely SUCK.
Medli and Makar:
It's
hard to believe You were always there
beside me This feelings like no other I've never had someone that knows me like you
do So good to be seen For so long I was lost This
feeling's like no other Doo Doo
DooDoo
That I couldn't see
Thought I was alone
With no one to hold
But you
were always right beside me
I
want you to know
the way you do
I've never had someone as good for me as
you
no one like you so lonely before I finally found
what
I've been looking for
So good to be
heard
Don't have to say a word
So
good to be found
I'm loving having you around
I want you to know
I've never had
someone that knows me like you do
The way you do
I've never
had someone as good for me as you
No one like you
So lonely
before, I finally found
what I've been looking for
Doo Doo DooDoo
Do Do
Woa-ah-ah-oh
Orca: Wow. That was HORRIBLE! But better than everyone else so you get a callback.
Medli: BWAHAHAHAHA! YES!
Makar: Cool.
Orca: Okay… tryouts are over.
Link: WAIT! –runs into the room-
-trips-
Orca: AHAHAHAHA. I mean… sorry you're too late.
Zelda: -runs in also- No really! We want to try out!
Link: We do?
Zelda: …..
Link: OHHH YEAH. YEAH WE WANT TO TRY OUT! PLEASE? WE'LL BE QUICK!
Orca: Actually I thought you were here for my foot massage. Ok you can try out.
Link and Zelda:
IT'S HARD TO BELIIEEEVE THAT I COULDN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
THAT YOU WERE ALWAYS THERE BESIDE ME.
-glass breaks-
-eardrums pop-
Orca: WTF!? YOU COPIED THEM.
Link and Zelda:
WHEN I WAS ALOOONE WITH NO ONE TO HOOOOOOOLD.
YEAH YOU WERE ALWAYS RIGHT BESIDE MEEE.
-auditorium goes on fire-
-all get brain damaged-
Orca: AHHH STOP SINGING! PLEASE STOP SINGING! I SAW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IN CHAPTER ONE! AHHH OKAY I'LL GIVE YOU A FREAKING CALLBACK AS LONG AS YOU STOP THAT WRETCHED NOISE.
-throws self into a pit of lava and somehow doesn't die-
Link: Okay let's get out of here.
Zelda: There's pie in the cafeteria.
Link: OMG REALLY?
Zelda: YEAH.
-both run away like the retards they are before they get sued for burning down the auditorium-
.::In The Cafeteria::.
Medli: WTF! THEY CAN'T TRY OUT FOR THE PLAY. THEY'RE MATH GEEKS AND BASKETBALL STARS.
Makar: WTF? THIS CAFETERIA IS TWO STORIES TALL.
Medli: SHUT UP TREE STUMP. Now. How can we get Zelda and that weird blonde kid to not make it to the callbacks?
Makar: Heyyy…. Look…. There are people dancing down there.
Medli: RETARD! Okay… so…
-Makar leaves-
Medli: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SUCK TOO.
-Everyone… and I mean EVERYONE in the cafeteria starts to sing… actually good… even the people who tried out and completely sucked… and… everyone magically knew the words and perfectly choreographed dance moves to a song that they made up on the spot and didn't even know that they were going to sing. Oh well, it's Disney so what can I say?-
Tingle:
You
can bet
There's nothin' but net
When I am in a zone and on a
roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And
it's making me lose control
All: …….Ok…. What?
Tingle: I LOVE TO BAKE!
All: LOL!
Tingle: DON'T JUDGE ME!
All: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BAKING LOSER!
-Tingle runs away crying…. Again-
All:
No,
no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If
you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the
flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
Tingle: What if I don't wanna be cool?
-Tingle is ignored… HAHAHAHA SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR BEING A BAKING LOSER. Erghm. Excuse me. Back to the story-
That Weird Dancing Guy on Windfall:
Look
at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
Random person: Riiiight….
Weird
Dancing Guy:
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is
occuring
It's a secret I need to share
All: WELL TELL US GODDAMMNIT.
Weird Dancing Guy: I LOVE TO DANCE.
All: ……………..
DWMS: MOVING ON!
Makar:
Listen well—
Medli: WTF? GET OUT OF THERE TREE STUMP.
Makar: BUT I'M READY TO TELL ABOUT A NEED THAT I CANNOT DENY!
Medli: ……..
Makar: Dude, there's no explanation for this awesome sensation, but I'm ready to let it fly.
Medli: You do know that you were supposed to sing that.
Makar: Oopsie…
-The room suddenly becomes extremely silent-
Medli: Okay what's your secret?
Makar: I PLAY THE CELLO.
All: Actually, that would be a violin that you use as a cello because you're too short of a retarded tree stump to use it the right way.
DWMS: OKAY EVERYONE BACK TO MY IDIOTIC VERSION OF THIS IDIOTIC STORY.
All:
No,
no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If
you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the
flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
-Aryll and Zelda walk into the cafeteria-
Zelda: Um… WTF? Why are they staring at you?
Aryll: DUMBASS THEY'RE STARING AT YOU.
Zelda: Oh.
All:
Noooooooooooooo,
no, no, no
Sick to the stuff you know
If you want to be
cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, oh
no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to
the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they
are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
stick
to the status
Stick to the status quo!
WELL! THAT'S CHAPTER TWO. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED. .
NOW REVIEW! REVIEW LIKE THE WIND!
