Chapter 2! Yay I'm so proud of myself! *hugs self*
( Much thanks to Blondest Blond of Them All for my first review!)
Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever own Naruto :,( (or Monopoly)
"All right, enough nonsense" Kakazu finally spoke, deciding that his game has been delayed for far too long. "Hidan you get the board, Kisame gather the cards, Itachi lay out the pawns, an- Deidara! Get your slobbery mitts off of my top!" Sad to say none dared to object to Kakazu's orders, mostly because of fear. Fear of the consequences.
Last time they were forced to play 3 excruciating rounds because of Hidan's uncontrollable urge to tell Kakazu off. And just to make sure that he was understood he took the box (with all of its contents) and ran it through a wood chipper. Once Leader heard of his act of vandalism Hidan was forced to buy three new Monopoly sets; the first to replace the destroyed one, the second for when he destroyed the replacement and the third one just because. For that reason none took the risk of repeating Hidan's mistake
"I'll be banker Kakazu proclaimed firmly as he began to place the colorful bills in their correct slots. Tobi looked around in slight confusion because at the same time as those words were declared everyone mouthed them in slight mockery, almost like it was routine. That's because it was. Kakazu was always the Banker, ALWAYS, and anyone who dared to ask for such a title was immediately rejected and ridiculed, something about being oblivious to the significant value of financial matters.
Once everything was in order Kakazu continued his instructions "Okay everybody choose your pawns so we can get started" His voice was gruff, yet there was a vague air of enthusiasm.
Looking down at the glinting silver pieces Tobi mulled over the possible choices. There was a cute little top hat, a sporty racecar, a tiny little man on a tiny little horse, an adorable Scottie dog, a sack of money, an old fashioned iron, a battle ship, a-... Well there was a battle ship until it was seized by Kisame's blue fingers.
With an audible sigh the others followed. Hidan grabbed the racecar, Zetsu grabbed the wheel barrow, Itachi picked the iron, and Deidara grabbed the Scottie dog.
Seeing that Kakazu was busy counting his money (for the fifth time) Tobi took it that it was his turn. And with great consideration, contemplation, deliberation (and other big words that end in -ation) Tobi's gloved fingers connected with the miniature sack of money. He marveled at its beauty and secretly wondered if it held magical powers.
Oblivious to the alarmed looks that he was currently receiving Tobi happily traced over the delicate dollar sign. That is until a rusty kunai whizzed past his face, ever so slightly grazing his orange mask.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Kakuzu spat venomously. His piercing green eyes narrowed dangerously as his hand reached for another kunai.
"Is something wrong, Kakuzu Banker-san" Tobi asked innocently, unmindful to the fact that his head was just strands away from being impaled.
"No shit" Hidan whispered in amusement as he observed the deadly situation from across the table.
"Why do you continue to overlook the obvious!" Kakuzu continued as his dark skin quickly beginning to take on an unhealthy shade of red. "I think that you as well as everyone else should know that the sack of money belongs to ME!"
"B-but" Tobi interjected hesitantly, clutching the shiny trinket as if it was life itself.
"No buts!" Kakuzu yelled back causing Kisame and Deidara to snicker childishly. And with that he snatched the silver pawn and went back to counting his money.
With a depressed sigh Tobi opted for the miniature top hat. [Awww poor Tobi T-T]
"Well now that that's taken care of, let's get started" Kakuzu stated in a somewhat happy tone.
"Great" Itachi muttered under his breath.
"Woo hoo" Deidara griped with false enthusiasm.
Woo hoo"!" Tobi repeated with real enthusiasm, having long forgot the previous incident.
[OK that chapter was kinda short (sorry ^_^') I'll be sure to update soon! Plywood out!]
This is the exact same chapter just a couple 200 words added at the end because I couldnt stand how short this chapter looked.
& I finally started working on the next chapter so be looking for that pretty soon. [plywood out!... again]
