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Summary: Pointless fic with Ryou, Bakura and Malik. In this fic, Malik's yami had been destroyed so Yami Malik won't make any appearance in it. Malik is invited over for dinner. Slight appearance of Yugi and Yami.

Ryou's in the kitchen, preparing dinner. Whistling a tune as he chop up some vegetables. Malik was staying over for dinner because Isis is out on a tour for the museum.

CRASH! Ryou wince at the sudden noise, putting down his knife, he went outside to check on the psychotic duo. In the living room stood two guilty but still bickering Egyptians and a broken TV, a large crack was present on the screen.

"What in the world happened here?" Ryou was shocked, looking at the TV and looking at both psychos. "You two better have a good explanation for this!" Ryou demanded.

"Malik did it! We were watching some show when he said………"

"What do you mean I did it? It was your idea that the TV was…"

"Your fault! You started it!"

"You started it!"

"Baka tomb robber!"

"Why you little…"

Bakura jumped at Malik, effectively knocking him down. They wrestle around the living room. Thing were getting out of hand when both of them started to use shadow magic, wanting to save his house, Ryou decided to interfere.

"Enough! Send the TV to the repair shop before I starve both of you! No dinner until the TV's fixed!" and that, Ryou stormed off into the kitchen.

Both psychos stop fooling around and agreed that they don't want to be starved alive. Besides that, they weren't allowed into the kitchen because last time when Bakura and Malik wanted to cook, half of the kitchen ended up in ashes. The renovation fee burned a hole in Mr. Bakura's wallet. Ryou put strict orders that the kitchen was out of bounds to them.

"Hey, why don't we just switch the Pharaoh's TV with this one? That'll save the repairing cost."

"For once, tomb keeper, you came out with a acceptable plan. I'll bet the Pharaoh's in for a nasty shock."

They both cackled evilly and carry on their crazy plan.

The next day at Muto's residence…

"ACCK! Yami! What did you do to the TV last night? And what is that large crack on the screen? Grandpa's gonna kill me!" It's 8 in the morning, and you can hear Yugi screaming his head off in Kame Game shop.

"Aibou! I didn't do anything. Why is it had to be me? And you don't have to shout like that in 8 in the morning! You'll wake Grandpa up and he's gonna kill you sooner."

Both spiky haired duelists stared at the broken TV in dismay. Yugi was sulking cause he's gonna miss he morning shows and get killed by Grandpa. While Yami was figuring out who had wreck their TV. Both of them suddenly sense something amiss, looking closer, they found out that it isn't their TV. This TV looks like it's been used for a century.

"Yugi, I thought Grandpa just bought a new one last month, this one looks as old as my age." Yami cocked an eyebrow, I mean things can't get that old in 1 month, right?

"Hey, that looks familiar." Yugi stated, looking at a small craving on the side of the TV. The carving bears the initials "B.R".

"It's Ryou's TV! I remembered Ryou telling me he used to have a habit carving initials on furniture when he was a kid!" Yugi chirped out.

"It's the tomb robber! He stole our new TV! I'll kill him and rip his throat out and feed it to the dogs!" snarled Yami as he dashed out of the game shop.

"Yami! You're still in boxers! You gotta change before you give an old lady a heart attack!" But it was too late cause Yami had already run down the street and the old lady next door did really got a heart attack.

End of drabble 2

A/N: How Kura and Malik broke into Kame Game shop, we never know. (I'm just too lazy to think of a way). And do you guys know what "B.R" means? No prizes for guessing right. I know it's short, so please bear with me. I'll try to write something more interesting and hopefully longer. Please review! Arigato!