Here's another one to start off the debut for this series. However, it's more of a narrative than it is a regular episode. Enjoy!
Leaf Blower
On a beautiful day at the Smash Palace, Bowser exited to one of the gardens about the lavish grounds, taking a break from fighting among the Smashers in exhibition matches. For his evil heart, this would serve as a break from kidnapping and plotting worldwide (in Mario's that is) domination until he felt like leaving for his own castle in his home-world. Nothing could make the relaxation more relaxing, petting a peaceful big flower next to him. That is until a piece of debris laid about minding it's own business. The eye-sore instantly got Bowser's attention, prompting him to do something about it. Edging toward the trash, he looked around to see that no one was looking, then kicking away the weightless trash elsewhere. Out of sight out of mind. If only it hadn't landed in front of a certain someone's window that they were staying in. Mr. Game & Watch popped his head out the window to enjoy the heavenly day. However the trash came into sight. *Slight record scratch sfx upon seeing it* Luckily he had been assigned the landscaping job for today, which only reinforced him to go out and deal with it. But of course it couldn't be done in the most decent of ways. No, only the most extravagant and loud of possibilities must be dealt for this task. Heading inside, crashing sounds and a horse neighing could be heard as G&W got his tools for the job.
Coming out to face his nefarious foe, G&W had borrowed Luigi's Poltergust 5000, not realizing that it is not a tool to be used for landscaping. Other Smashers, including Bowser, looked on at the hilarity that will ensue, ignoring it so as not to encourage the 2D being. Engaging the garbage, G&W shot a burst of air at the trash, only for it to float peacefully down in the same spot. He shot at it again, but the disrespectful trash came back again, irritating the dude. Now triggered, G&W pumped up the power, launching the trash, and some chunk of ground high in the air to his bewilderment.
At a patio dining table, Bowser had a plate of hamburger pasta, while Corrina sat opposite of him reading a newspaper. Before he could take his first bite (Or his only bite) the entire table was submerged in dirt, the umbrella shade doing nothing to hold back the mound. Bowser's eyes stuck out from the mound, not pleased at all, but poor Corrina only had an arm and leg stick out from the lump of dirt. Seeing this nearby, G&W rushed over to his friends, beeping the whole way over. Acting fast, G&W blew away the dirt mound off them, revealing Bowser's pasta to be nothing but a dirty hamburger patty from the improbable pressure, and Corrina out cold. First, the flat man carefully placed Corrina's body back into her chair to have her rest, then moving on to Bowser's plate which he glared down upon, then moved his look up to G&W. Mr. G&W lifted the dirty food, pointed the vacuum cleaner at it, then shot a gust of air in Bowser's eyes, tearing apart the patty, and putting dirt in the Koopa King's eyes. Seeing the stinging in his eyes, G&W sprayed another gust in his face, clearing off any dirt in his eyes or face of which the dragon snorted in annoyance. But now the troubles only piled up, for now a lump of dirt stood around in folks way and an ugly hole in the ground remained in the garden. In anger, G&W called out to the foe pointing at the mess, beeping in a way that sounded like a censor with the subtitles "You!"
He leapt over the sleeping Corrina to confront the situation, setting the Poltergust in reverse to fulfil it's original function, then sucking up the loose dirt, beeping his way over to the hole to place said dirt in. Unfortunately the Poltergust 5000 malfunctioned, shaking about with it's wielder before spewing out it's contents mixed with inner parts of the device and dirt. G&W set the machine down to pick up the parts, placing the jumble in his bucket back into the Poltergust. He flicked the switch to blow the dirt in, but it didn't work. As he was flicking the switch back and forth, Jigglypuff and Ike strolled by the 2D fellow, confused on why Mr. G&W had Luigi's Final Smash item pointed at a random hole. Sheik hid beneath a tree nearby, meditating but kept getting distracted by the beings noises. Finally, G&W got the vacuum to work, but in the suck function. In disarray, the device didn't stop sucking until not even the atmosphere of the world had been sucked inside the small storage. Bowser sat on a chair in the garden, taking a breath but soon realizing that their was no air to breath, gasping for relief. G&W stood with an overflowing Poltergust on his back, bursting with the level of volume taken by the air inside.
The entire aftermath of the explosion left the outside in ruin, the Smashers outside scattered in the mess of dirt and rubble. Mr. G&W opened a dirt-hatch out of the ground, still raring to take on the chaos, but he suddenly beeped walking over to a station on the wall, clocking out on his landscaping duties. With his shift over, apparently it was Bowser's turn to do landscaping and at the mess he had to clean up after, he would much rather prefer to stay under the pile of ground laid atop him. To add insult to injury, the trash from before landed gently in front of his eyes, landing him back at square one.
So let this be a lesson to you kids: Don't mess with Mr. Game and Watch
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