My Mama Athrun
By nareiya
Summary:
"Hey mister, can I get my football back?" the blue haired hottie almost cringed at that stupid favor from that kid. "Listen…I don't have any ball here 'cause I'm pregnant for crying out loud!" 'Note to self, kill that freaking best friend of yours and burn his fake doctor certificate!' AsuCaga!
Disclaimer: I do not own GS/D or anything that I might mentioned that would seem to be owned by someone else. Any "similarities" might be of pure coincidence or I would just freaking state it where I got the damn idea.
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Previously in My Mama Athrun
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He stood up and walked to the fridge; he opened it and got the thing that Lacus was asking for. As he walked back, he felt something strange.
What the heck is this dizzy feeling…? Before he knew it, it made him unconscious and he fell on the floor!
"Athrun!" everyone neared him and his eyes slowly closed.
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Chappie 2: Athrun…a mommy?
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The group of friends was now in the hospital…
"Doctor!" the ever caring blonde wife, Cagalli, neared the doctor who had sighed heavily and removed his glasses, "How is my Ath-kun? Would he live?"
The Doctor with platinum blonde hair placed his stethoscope on the desk beside the patient's bed, "I believe tha—" "If he does…I'LL KILL YOU! YOU'LL BE FUCK OUT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU HEAR ME?" a demon form Cagalli threatened the pitiful doctor while Lacus tried to calm her down by putting her inside a lion's cage. (Where did that come from?)
Lacus tried to laugh that out, attempting to change the atmosphere, "What she means is…would her hubby be able to be alive once again and be able to fuck her so they can have kids! Yes, that's right…right Cags?"
Even though Lacus was good in giving those motherly, sympathetic smiles to make people change their attitudes, well, it wasn't that much effective to Cagalli. She even managed to escape that lion cage and now she was sharpening a knife, "Yeah."
The doctor kept a five meter distance away from the blonde, "I want to tell you that the husband of Mrs. Zala has fallen unconscious due to a miscalculation and error of the surgeon who had performed the operation. Thus, making your husband the one to be able to conceive. "
Kira flinched while Lacus almost had a heart attack! They were the ones responsible for that stupid operation because the real doctor and nurse/assistant for that operation were having their vacation in Hawaii or Pawai! They began to worship all of the statues that they can find in the various chapels of the hospital, hoping for the preservation of their lives.
"Error?" Cagalli then remembered something.
Start of Flashback…
The anesthesia and hallucinogen weren't enough for the blonde to completely fall asleep. (So it means that she was kind of half awake during the operation! Ouchie!) Her eyelashes fluttered a bit, her amber eyes weren't seen that much because of the drowsiness consuming her.
"Scalpel!" the nurse, who had pink hair that was neatly tied in a bun, gave the scalpel to the doctor who had brunette hair. She remembered that she had forgotten to put a sign for the organs that they took out!
"Doc!" she panicked, "I forgot to put a damn sign to the organs!"
The doctor nervously scratched the back of his head, "Well…they would be just unlucky if we happen to swap their organs."
"But doc," she took the scalpel away from him, trying to stop the operation for awhile, "They might sue us if ever we make a major mistake here!"
"Well, we can't stop now! We should continue this." He himself was nervous, beads of sweat was forming on his forehead, "Give me back the scalpel."
"Okie…" then they continued the operation.
End of flashback
"Doc!" Cagalli slammed her fist on top of her palm, "I think I now know…an error…I kind of heard the doctor and his attendant saying that they might swap our organs or something like that."
The platinum blonde scratched his chin, "Hmmm…what's the name of the doctor?"
She gave her best to remember the name, "Raki… Tamago!"
He shook his head, "Never heard that…Anyway, I think it's too late for me to reverse the operation because fermentation and embryo development has started already. It would definitely be risky if I do that now. I would be able to perform the counter react operation after your husband has given birth."
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"I'm what? Cagalli, could you repeat that again to me?" Athrun's eyes widen as he heard the whole thing about him being the mommy. He slapped his forehead in disbelief, "Oh God…I think I'm in the wrong religion…I should have been half Born Again and half Catholic then…I should have followed my dad who goes to mass in Quiapo Church every Friday…"
Cagalli sweat dropped as she heard the nonsense that her hubby had just mumbled to himself. Anyway, she just shoved that memory away, trying to come up with a plan to make her hubby to cheer up, "I know! Let's go shopping now!"
"Shopping for what? Baby clothes and a mommy maternity outfit? No than—" but sadly, Athrun wasn't able to complete his statement because his wife dragged him out of their house.
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"Hi Milly!" Cagalli hugged her friend and Dearka tried to join the friend but Cagalli punched him out of their friend hug range, "How'cha doin'?"
Milly smiled in return, "I'm great! I'm happy that Dearka was able to ask Shinn and Meer to watch little Rheii and Lunamae! Right darling?" she winked at her worried husband who gave a thumbs up, "So what are we going to buy? Is it for you?"
"No," she shook her head and pointed at her husband, "It's for Ath-kun."
"Ath?" Dearka was quite confused, "Why would girls be worried about Athrun's clothes? I think he has some fashion sense for shopping his own clothes."
Cagalli deeply breathe and asked her friends to come closer to her, "It's not that…I know Ath knows how to choose his own clothes but we're looking for different clothes."
"Cross dresser clothes? Yzak and Rey have tons of those!" Dearka boasted but Cagalli pinched his ear and told them to listen to her.
"You don't understand, "She had some difficulty in saying what she wants to tell them, "Ath needs…preggy clothes."
Milly was blinking in an hour interval and Dearka? Well…he was laughing his head off and that made Cagalli to give him a 30-second Hell-in-a-cell match which made him very tired.
"Oh my…" was the only reaction of Milly but Dearka approached the blue haired hottie who was leaning against the wall with a pout instilled on his handsome features. Dearka patted him on the back sympathetically, "Athrun…a mommy? Oh boy…this would be definitely be a nice year!"
Out of annoyance Athrun kicked Dearka's dick and grabbed one hand from the two girls, "Come on…let's go…" they left, leaving poor, old Dearka behind.
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End of Chappie 2
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Author's Note:
How's chapter two? Was it nice or what? If you want to tell me, you just have to push that purple button below and type what you think about this chapter. BTW, if some of you guys are waiting for the rated m of the insert that I had cut out from the previous chappie, you could find it under rated m. I have posted it already. Please read and review that as well.
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Well, I hope you guys appreciated this. Also, saint-mortal-sinner is applied in this chapter.
Just a happy writer,
nareiya
