One tweaked Ice Bag Ch. 2
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ENJOY THIS BONUS!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Dipper had never felt more helpless...he was the guy! He was supposed to keep girls from crying! Keep them happy...he felt like such a failure...
He looked again through the journal again to see if there was something...ANYTHING that could help Wendy...
Slenderman chuckled invisibly from nearby as he drinks Wendy's savory tears. Alright boy...you've amused me...I'll throw you a bone...
Slenderman snaps his fingers and adds a page to it...
Dipper suddenly finds a page for a potion: Let's you speak from the heart...Guaranteed to make SOMEONE feel better.
It was a little weird...but the sound of Wendy's tears made Dipper swallow his skepticism as he got to work...
...One hasty gathering of ingredients later...
We'll...here goes nothing. Says Dipper to himself as he downs the potion...and starts to sing...
I can see tears filling your eyes
And I know where they're coming from
They're coming from a heart that's broken in two
Wendy's eye widened...his singing left her speechless...Well, that and the fact that Dipper had turned into a purple elephant...
By what you don't see
The person in the mirror
Doesn't look like the magazine
Oh, but when I look at you it's clear to me that...
And now he was a feces throwing pink chimp...
I can see the fingerprints of God
When I look at you
I can see the fingerprints of God
And I know it's true
Now he was a clown uncontrollably slapping himself with fishes...
You're a masterpiece
That all creation quietly applauds
And you're covered with the fingerprints of God
Now Dipper was a bouncing ball covered with the words: "IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT"
Never has there been and never again
Will there be another you
Fashioned by God's hand
And perfectly planned
To be just who you are
Now he was a tipsy giant, orange spider...
And what He's been creating
Since the first beat of your heart
Is a living breathing priceless work of art...
Now he was a constipated Daisy...
I can see the fingerprints of God
When I look at you
I can see the fingerprints of God
And I know it's true
Now he had a Zebra shoved up his cake hole...
You're a masterpiece
That all creation quietly applauds
And you're covered with the fingerprints of God
Now he had rabid squirrels in his pants!
Just look at you
You're a wonder in the making
Oh, and God's not through, no
In fact, He's just getting started...
Now he was polka-doted armadillo...
I can see the fingerprints of God
When I look at you
I can see the fingerprints of God
And I know it's true
Now he was a firework buzzing around the room!
You're a masterpiece
That all creation quietly applauds
And you're covered with the fingerprints of God...
After the explosion, the song ended, and soot-covered, naked Dipper fell into Wendy's lap...while she was laughing her head off at the whole thing...
Well...the important thing is that she's happy... Thinks Dipper with a smile...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Song is "Fingerprints Of God" by 'STEVEN CURTIS CHAPMAN' and was suggested by 'guest'
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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