A Pig's Paradox ch. 2

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ENJOY THIS BONUS!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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While on the time bus. Slenderman looks through the paper. "Huh, local animation genius Alex Hirsch reveals during BIG FEST Q & A session...that he's using Gravity Falls as a means to make fun of his sister...in retaliation for lying to him about a UFO sighting when they were kids"...

He pauses the world and looks up to the readers. Seriously though, he did say that. Look it up on Youtube. There are two big videos; Big Fest 2016 and Alex Hirsch Big Fest Q&A...it's on the second one.

Slender man pauses to eat another orphan...all the while in deep thought...

Huh...interesting...All the Hatedom surrounding Mabel...her 'creators pet' status...Alex's seemingly jarring disconnection to all this despite his good relationship with the fanbase...could it be that it's all been deliberate? An elaborate ruse to ensure that Dipper(and by extension himself) becomes the fan-favorite(Or Alpha-Twin) amongst the fandom?...if so...WOW...Well played you Magnificent Bastard, I salute you!

Slender shakes his head as he tosses the paper in a way that slits a random pedestrians throat. Well, in any case...break times over...Let's get the story moving, shall we?

He unpauses things and turns over to Wendy and Dipper...in the middle of an argument.

Needless to say; Wendy hadn't taken the 'Dipper wanting to stop Robbie from asking her out' revelation well...

"I wanted to give you the perfect day! I wanted you to be happy!"

"By letting me get hit?" Snapped Wendy.

"I...I wanted to stop that...from happening...I DID stop that from happening...but then-

He glared at Mabel who was still in tears.

Wendy just shakes her head. "I...I just don't know what to feel with this! What am I supposed to feel about this?...

She looks over to Dipper sadly. "You know Dipper...you claim to want to be 'grown up'...but when you do stuff like this..it just...it just proves the opposite...

Dipper was in tears now. "Wendy please...I'll do whatever it takes to make this right...if you give me a chance...I'd make you happier than anyone else could!"

Wendy sighs. "How am I supposed to believe that?"

"Right, if I may interject?" States Slenderman suddenly. "Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a huge fan of angst...but I AM a huge fan of 'cutting the knot' solution's so-

BANG!

Wendy's eyes widen as a pool of blood appears on her shirt- WENDY! Screams the twins!

Lolph and Dundgren bring up their rifles...only for their eye's to glaze over...and apparently give what was happening no more mind...

Slenderman holds a knife to Dipper. "A life for a life my boy...will you do it to save her?"

Dipper doesn't even hesitate. "Do whatever you have to do..."

Behind this curtain there is a heart that's hurting.
It's been taking a beating. It's starting to fall apart.

And I feel like such an easy target. Dodging bullets, I'm exhausted.
How can every moment be this hard?

Wendy's eye's widen(her body kept in a state of semi-death by Slender's power) as Slenderman begins to slice up her friend...inject his organs with a healing cocktail..rip them out...and shove them down her throat...

I'm holding nothing back from you.
Doesn't really matter what I lose.

"You sure about this boy? It's not too late for me to put this back in, you know." Teases Slenderman as he dangles one of Dippers kidneys.

Dipper(also only alive at this point by Slendermans power) just glares. "Just save Wendy." He says while bleeding profusely everywhere...

Slender shrugs and shoves it down Wendy's throat.

Got a heart that's open. I'm broken and I want you to know.

Wendy nearly gags as Dipper gives Slender permission to shove his heart down her throat

I don't want anything coming in between you and me.

Dipper gives permission for his liver to be fed to Wendy...

it doesn't matter what I have to go through.

Dipper gives permission for his pancreas to be fed to Wendy...

I'm holding nothing back, nothing back from you.

Dipper gives permission for his spleen to be fed to Wendy...

I've got a list that goes on and on.
It's overflowing with memories of everything that I've been doing wrong
And I'll be the first to say, I've chased after so many foolish things looking for a
way to kill the pain.

WILL YOU AT LEAST GIVE HIM PAIN-KILLERS!? Screamed a horrified Mabel as her brother writhed in agony from the dissection.

Got a heart that's open. I'm broken and I want you to know.
I don't want anything coming in between you and me.
it doesn't matter what I have to go through.
I'm holding nothing back, nothing back from you.

Wendy cries as Dippers esophagus is shoved down her throat...and then used as a pump to suck out Dippers blood and puts it into her...

I try to do the right things.
Why am I struggling day to day with these same old things?
Whatever's taking your place, I'm getting out of the way.
I'm getting out of the way.

"Oh...puberty has not been kind to you, has it boy?" Teased Slenderman as he looked at Dippers tiny wang.

"You know, I can keep it in AND make you Stud my boy...of course that would mean Wendy dying...

WILL YOU JUST SAVE HER ALREADY!? Screamed Dipper as he tried not to choke on his own blood...

I don't want anything coming in between...
I'll do what I gotta do.

"Don't be so glum chum! You got your 'boy'hood in the mouth of a pretty, older woman...what guy doesn't dream of that?" Asks Slender as he rips out Dippers genitals and feeds them to Wendy...

Both kids just glare...

I'm holding nothing back, back from you.

Finally...Wendy is healed!

I don't want anything coming in between you and me.

Finally...Dipper dies...

it doesn't matter what I have to go through.

Both girls hug his mangled corpse and sob...

I'm holding nothing back, nothing back from you...

Slenderman gives Wendy a hankerchief, she blows into it-

THRUMP!

And out pops a snot covered Dipper! "TA-DAH!" Shouts Slenderman. "For my next trick..watch me make Dippers debt to me...Disappear!"

He shouts as he brings up a monitor that has the Pines family Piedmont home on it-

BOOM!

The house explodes! "TA-DAH! It's gone!" Shouts Slenderman! Everyone just gaped in horror...

"Did you just kill our parents!?" Screamed a horrified Mabel.

Slenderman rolled his eyes. "Uh...no! The payment was only for one life, I only blew up one parent...if your other parent was stupid enough to be in the 10-block explosion radius, that's their own fault! Seriously, Mabel pay attention!" He chastised.

"Your an Asshole." States Wendy flatly. Slenderman smirks. "Oh, my dear...I haven't even started yet...

He bursts into maniacal laughter that echos throughout Time and Space...

Prison doesn't seem all that bad now... Whimpers a traumatized Blendin to himself...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

The song is a parody of 'Holding nothing back' by Ryan Stevenson

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