BLUNT THE KNIFES ,BEND THE FORKS. SMASH THE BOTTLES AND POP THE CORKS. CHIP THE GLASSES AND CRASH THE PLATES. THATS WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES.

As Smaug finished cleaning up ,he suddenly felt two arms go round his waist and silky soft lips tenderly caressing his neck." You are beautiful, my dear,dear dragon. I love you so much." Smaug leaned back in his hobbit lover's arms. " Oh my dear little hobbit. ." They stood together basking in the quiet and the love they felt. Bilbo looked around the room " Is Frodo up yet."

Smaug turned to face Bilbo while remaining in the hobbit's arms." Young Frodo has been up for a few hours. He has had his first breakfast and is in his room preparing to go to the Gamgees. He says that he and young Sam are going on a adventure."

The couple kissed and then Bilbo frowned mockingly" An adventure? I never much care for adventures . Nasty disturbing, uncomfortable things adventures. Makes one late for dinner." The two looked at each other in silence then broke out in a comfortable laughter.

A short time later after leaving young Frodo with his friend Sam and Sam's father , Hamfest ,they soon made their way to the Prancing there,the two made their way to their room and soon found themselves in the room's large king size comfortable soft bed.

Now as they lay there in one another bare embrace,Bilbo felt soft lips caressing his own bare chest. He also heard Smaug's deep throated growl as he spoke " Bilbo Baggins...I love you my darling little hobbit " Bilbo felt Smaag's fingers running through his hair.

Smaag then gently ran his tongue over his lover's nipples, catching them with his fangs. This caused the hobbit to moan in utter pleasure, Smaag kissed Bilbo's ear as the dragon's hand went between the young hobbit's legs. He then began stroking the hobbit's now puckered hole.

This nearly drove Bilbo to the point of madness as he felt Smaug's long sleek fingers begin to rim him. Bilbo very nearly screamed in delight as he felt his dragon lover's lips kiss his entrance. Smaug could feel his hobbit's beautiful body tremble under the touch of his lips and tongue.

Smiling at this the dragon spoke seductively into his lover's ear"Please spread your legs for I wish to ride you , Bilbo Baggins of the Shire."

Weakly Bilbo did as he was told and between kisses on his neck he felt his lover's massive cock enter him. Bilbo whimpered in delight at the sheer beauty of his dragon lover thrusting in to his body .At one point he had cried out in ecstasy " oh Smaug the stupendous, I worship you. Now and always"

Smaag continued to caress the hobbit's bare skin with his tongue and fingers as he began to ride the beautiful little naked body that was under his own.

Bilbo sigh as he lifted his hands to put his fingers in his dragon lover's rich ebony curls. The hobbit then felt the same leathery yet soft smooth fingers running over his cock.

" Oh my magnificent dragon. I am yours."

Through lust filled eyes Bilbo begged.

" I want to see ... I need to see your stupendous,glorious wings .Please unfurl your wings for me. I ...I ..Please I need to see them as you ride me. Oh please my all powerful dragon. Please."The hobbit begged looking lustfully in to his lover's eyes.

Smaug returned the look with one of his own as he leaned forward and murmured in his beautiful lover's ear .

"As you wish Bilbo Baggins of the Shire." The dragon threw back his head then and let out a mighty roar. Bilbo watched as his lover's wings were unveiled to him. He felt his heart quicken at the sight of his exquisite winged lover.

Smaug moaned in his own pleasure as he kissed,licked and teased every inch of his lover's bare skin. " My perfect little halfling. My eyes adore you." Bilbo sighed in contentment as he ran his fingers over the fire drake's massive wings. They were silky soft under his fingers, The hobbit could hear a soft purr like sound coming from deep in side Smaug's throat.

Soon they lay together, Bilbo lay encased in the warmth of his dragon lover's wings. As he lay there he ran his hands over his dragon lover's chest. This making Smaug purr even louder. The two gazed contently into each other's eyes. Suddenly the passion overwhelmed them.

Each,suddenly drew the other close and each put fingers in each other's curly locks and the pair shared a passionate bodies met and melted as one. They soon fell asleep . Each feeling safe in the love they felt for one another.

The next morning Bilbo awoke to find two strong arms around him. His own skin drank in the wonderful heat of his lover's wings. He felt Smaug's warm yet soothing breath on his bare neck. As the dragon snuggled in close to the hobbit, his eyes still closed ,the dragon whispered " Where are you?" Smiling sleepily to him self,Bilbo answered "Where I want to be oh Smaug the stupendous ."

They lay there for several minutes when Smaug spoke softly " Shall we go to the tavern for first breakfast my darling little halfling?" They soon rose and got ready to head out to the tavern.

Ok not sure about the ending of this chap but any who. Here it is ... Hope you like... Got a idea for the next chap... Smaug may have a run in with a certain dwarf king in the Prancing pony's main dining hall.