The Brat's Guide to Maddening
By: Lunarlullaby13
Disclaimer: I do not own TMM. And no matter how much I don't what it to be true, I do not own my own Pai that I can annoy..
I give credit to Alice -Unrequited- authoress of 100 Ways to Get Kicked out of Hogwarts, for giving me this idea.
Pai
1) Don't call his fans girly.
2) Don't say purple is a girly color.
3) Don't ask him when he's going to propose to Retasu.
4) Don't call him sardines.
5) Never ever talk about Ryou and Retasu around him.
6) His Computer is not a video game
7) I will not Bounce on a pogo sick in the same room while he is researching
8) I will NOT Ask him his opinion on green Mew Mews.
9)If you want to live, don't ask him when he's getting married to Lettuce. It's none of your business.
10) I will never ask him: 'What 'cha doin'?', every 5 seconds.
11) I will never help him research on human games by poking him over and over.
12) I will not tell him his hair is a girly color.
13) I won't play my music as loud as possible while he's researching.
14) I'll never tell him his weapon is girly.
15) I will never ever peer over his shoulder while he's looking at kissing Instructions.
16) I will never read his secret diary on green mews.
17) I will never burn a picture of Lettuce in front of his face.
18) I will never say to him "If you're never gonna leave the computers side you may as well marry it." He didn't take that too well.
19) If I were to do something nice for Pai, I wouldn't take him wig shopping for his birthday.
20) When measuring him for his blackmailing photo, I will not give a stupid excuse like, 'I need to bake you a cake and the type of cake that people like best must be compatible with their height.'
21) I will not take said blackmailing photo to make Pai let me poke his ears all day.
22) I will not take a giant metal hammer, tie Pai to his couch, and destroy all electronic machines in the ship right in front of his eyes. I swear he's like the Hulk.
23) Hiding a Retasu baby video in the VCR and making Pai watching it is surprisingly easy. Taking pictures of Pai imitating baby Retasu's movements is surprisingly easy, too, but if I do so, I will be very, dearly, mostly sorry.
24) Telling Pai that all liquids, now make you blow up, isn't the best way to spend a month, but it's one of the best ways to laugh!
25) Convincing Pai that the universe is going to be destroyed unless he dresses up in a baby costume and makes baby sounds in Build-A-Bear Workshop, is HI-LAR-I-OUS! But, the sad truth is you have to go to court shortly after.
That's the end for this chapter, folks! Keep sending in ideas! The next victim is Masaya!
Maddening ways that do not belong to this issue of: The Brat's Guide to Maddening:
#1-5 have been subscribed by Amaya or Mew Amaya
#6-9 have been subscribed by MewTangerine
#10-18 have been subscribed by amythist222
Thank you very much for your ideas. Ideas! Ideas! Ideas! THEY'RE VERY HELPFUL!
